PHONE: “Is Mr. Champion there?”

ME: “Who may I ask is calling?”

PHONE: “I’m from the Republican National Committee. Do you have a few moments of time?”

ME: “How did you get my name?”

PHONE: “Are you a Republican?”

ME: “I asked you a question first. How did you get my name?”

PHONE: “Are you a Republican?”

ME: “Wow, you’re a one-trick pony. Look, I’d like you to take my name off your list and never call me again.”

PHONE: “Sure. Obviously, you’re a Repubican.”

ME: “What makes you say that?”

PHONE: “Obviously, you’re a Republican.”

ME: “If you say so…” (hangs up)