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To all who like to play, the lawn is watered every day. If this is not your cup of tea, then you’re not alone. Might I recommend instead the upcoming Starsky and Hutch, an upcoming film which looks to be the most straightforward intellectual achievement of the year?

There will be no further disclaimers. But I do intend to boycott Mars.