Amazon Customer Reviews for Uranium Ore: “I ordered a bunch of cans of this, and still couldn’t get my time machine to work. I can’t wait to get back to 1985 and my hot girlfriend. Meanwhile, I’m stuck working at the Cafe 80s, dammit.”
Amazon Customer Reviews for Uranium Ore: “I ordered a bunch of cans of this, and still couldn’t get my time machine to work. I can’t wait to get back to 1985 and my hot girlfriend. Meanwhile, I’m stuck working at the Cafe 80s, dammit.”
On the other hand, this customer was satisfied:
“To check the quality of my purchased uranium, I took some out of the can, poured it in a glass of water and tested if it would glow in the dark. And it did. Then I drank the water to certify its authentic toxicity. I can confirm the purity of the sample, as my hair is now falling out and the doctors give me two months to live. I give the product two thumbs up!”
😛
Actually, I think the uranium is for powering the Badonkadonk:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00067F1CE/ref=wl_it_dp?ie=UTF8&coliid=I1L2TAXEKK6KYL&colid=IMKCROAA7M66
well duh. everyone knows time machines run on plutonium, not uranium.
fun with Mr Fusion