Sun: “David Hasselhoff is so protective over his teenage daughter, he has threatened to chop her boyfriend’s penis off if he hurts her….’To him I said: “If you hurt my daughter in any way, I will take you outside and I will cut your thing off. I have no problem spending the rest of my life in prison.”‘”
Oh c’mon…how many times do I have to link the Recursive Hasselhoff before this madness finally ends?