Bobbie-B chats with Ian McEwan. Among the most shocking revelation: Birnbaum doesn’t celebrate April Fool’s Day! There’s no mention of Saturday‘s parallels to Mrs. Dalloway, but this probably has to do with time constraints more than anything else.

Seconds after throwing the Birnbaum Signal into the sky, our literary superhero respodned by interviewing Courtney Angela Brkic and Kevin Guilfoile. Commissioner Gordon’s services are no longer required.