Forget Christopher Walken. The real choice for 2008 is none other than General Zod, who apparently has recovered from his failed 2004 campaign and begun another quest to become “eternal ruler.” Like the White House, there’s a kid’s page, which features such math problems as “If each person on the Planet Houston knows five informants, and it takes ten minutes to relay a report, how quickly will General Zod learn about his picture being defaced in a town of 500 people?”