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  2. Ohio state just plain sucks balls, ass, dick. Dump the scarlet and grey down the toilet and put on the maize and blue. Let’s go university of Michigan.

  3. Ohio state fuckeyes can blow my dick until I cum. Because Ohio state ain’t nothing but a bunch of cock suckers. Go blue.

  5. Ohio state fuckeyes and their fans and their coach can suck on the maize and blues balls. Let’s go blue.

  6. The Ohio state fuckeyes suck balls, ass, dick. The Ohio state coaches urban Meyer, Anthony schlegel and their arrogant fans can suck my Michigan nut sack dry. Let’s go blue.

  7. Fuck ohio state fuckeyes and their fans they can suck on theese Michigan nuts and balls. Buck the fuckeyes and Go blue.

  9. Ohio state fuckeyes and their fans are nothing but a bunch of poisonous nuts and their mascot is a cocksucker. So Fuck you Ohio state and their fans. Michigan rules Ohio state sucks.

  10. Ohio state fuckeyes and their fans can spill their guts and lie on Wisconsins, Michigan,michigan st, Penn state’s nut sack. Beat the Ohio state fuckeyes.

  12. Ohio state fuckeyes and their fans are shocked that Ohio state ended up laying down on Penn state’s nut sack. Ohio state just got fucked in the ass in the second half. Penn st outscored Ohio state 17-0 in the second half. Ohio state sucks 21-24 loss at happy valley.

  13. Bogalusa LA Selma AL Jasper TX Cicero Il Wooster Ohio . Yes ! That’s some infamous company of my hometown Wooster ! The Midwest on avg is just like the south but with more two faced people and just as much racism and more rigid segregation .

  14. Go michigan state make the ohio state fuckeyes lie on your nutsack go sparty. Beat the ohio state fuckeyes.

  17. Jt Barrett did not get the first down it should have been 4th and goal. The refs messed up the game and ohio state scored. So the refs fucked up the game. I still hate ohio state. Go blue.

  18. OHIO STATE BUCKEYES JUST KICKED THE LIVING FLAMING shit OUT OF THE MISERABLE, STINKING, SCREAMING MICHIGAN WOOLERINES! CRAWL OFF INTO THE BUSHES AND *** DIE *** YOU PUTRID, ROTTEN, MAGGOT INFESTED STEAMING HEAP OF WRETCHED HUMAN PISS AND DUNG! WE JUST RIPPED YOUR COCKS OFF AND RAMMED THEM DEEP INTO YOUR PUSS DRIPPING ASSHOLES, YOU NO GOOD ROTTEN SCUM! CRAWL BACK ONTO YOUR BUS AND WADDLE BACK UP NORTH TO YOUR INBRED HICK SHITHOLES WHILE YOU DRINK THE PISS OUT OF A DEAD PIG’S dick! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH WE CRUSHED YOU LIKE BUGS again AND again AND again!!! SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, FAGGOTS! OHIO STATE RULES FOREVER!

  25. At least I’m not fuckeye fan. Go big blue. So Fuck you ohio state y’all still suck balls,ass, dick. Go blue I support you. Maize and blue for life.

  26. The refs messed up the game on 11/26/2016 the refs wanted osu to win against michigan. Osu didn’t show up til the fourth quarter and in 2ot the quarter back for osu was short the call should have been turnover on downs. The refs got paid to Fuck up the game. End of story

  27. you still lost

    you always lose

    nothing you say will change that

    we all hate Ohio too, but love the Buckeyes

    Ohio state rules everyone forever

    ha ha ha still laughing at you

  28. You lost.

    Again. As usual.

    End of story. Cry your way home to slum city Michigan, little baby.

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh boo hoo hoo.

  30. Fuck you
    Fuck Michigan
    Fuck your losing team
    Fuck your loaf of bread
    Fuck your ugly salad spoon
    Fuck your back yard lawn shed

    Hee hee hee it makes no sense

  32. The refs put Anonymous Michigan fan’s head in a vise

    in the back of the locker room

    then started turning

    crack

    oh my god scream in pain

    hmm we don’t hear much from you anymore, child

  33. Anyomous Im not going to tell you again I am sick of seeing your filth comments on this blog . I hate this state but you are definitely a product of the sick behavior and traits of this place . STFU now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. Yes

    Straight Outta Ohio is correct

    The Anonymous Michigan fan must be exterminated

    Pause while I finish roasting this poker red hot in the fireplace

    for you

  38. Hail to Michigan leaders of the best and champions of the west. Go blue. I root for any body except ohio state. Go Clemson beat ohio state.

  39. Die Ohio state fuckeyes. Clemson kicked your ass 31-0 ha ha ha that what you get. Ohio state sucks balls and ass. Go tigers you took down the ohio state suckeyes. The refs in the osu and michigan game 11/26/2016 do not know how to ref a football game. I know the osu and michigan game was poorly officiated. If the osu and michigan game was officiated correctly michigan would have won the game.

  40. We don’t care about Clemson

    All that matters is beating you every year

    and we did

    ha ha

    nothing else you do or say will change that, “Anonymous”

  41. Hmm
    Yes, that’s just about right
    the fireplace poker is glowing red hot
    “Anonymous” Michigan fan, over there on the table, please
    yes, that’s right, Straight Outta Ohio will chain you down
    now, don’t worry, this will only hurt for a few days
    …and… aaaahhhhh (sizzle) right into your eye
    ouch, that smarts

    It’s the obvious choice, people.

  42. Why are there so many overweight people in Ohio? Why do people think being fat is cool in Ohio? It’s disgusting!

  46. We don’t care about the “Sweet 16”

    we only care about beating you

    and we did

    see you next year, losers

    ha ha ha

  47. Columbus Ohio SUCKS!!! I seriously hate this city with every fiber of my being. If you’re a single, well to do, educated, attractive black middle aged woman. DO NOT move here. Just don’t. The people here are not intelligent. Out of shape, missing teeth, not attractive and stuck in the 90’s. Everyone’s thought process is the same, you won’t find any progressive thinkers here, or people who watch the news, keep up with politics, or social issues. There’s nothing here that caters to the African American experience. No concerts for blacks, no restaurants for blacks, (unless you’re from Ethiopia), no plays, no shows, no festivals.. Nothing. They do have a few shitty hole in the wall bars and lounges, that’s your choice on a Saturday night. They claim diversity, but it’s not diverse at all, you have poor white people on one side, and poor black people on the other. If you dress well, take care of yourself, and have any self esteem or pride, you’re looked down upon, or treated as a outsider. They literally can tell even if you have no accent by seeing you that you’re not from here.

    The men here don’t usually have careers, and the women who do pretty much take care of them like grown children. If you’re a interesting person with experiences and are looking for a interesting person with experiences to share that with, you will not find it here. The level Buckeye football obsession is down right creepy. If you’re not a fan of football, or the Buckeyes don’t expect to make any friends.

    I’m originally from Chicago, so I knew I wouldn’t have the metropolitan lifestyle that I’m accustomed to, upon moving here. But I was under the impression that this was at least a “city”. Nope. The downtown closes down after rush hour, there is no true night life where you dress up and go out on the town. Unless jerseys’s and Rainbow outfits are considered “dressing” up. Mind you, I’m talking about a 35 and up crowd here, so you would think that dressing like your teenager would be something they wouldn’t want to do. The men are ignorant, brutish, and uneducated, with thuggish mentalities and no class. And these people revel in that. The less class you have, the more interesting or comfortable you make them feel being around you. They are not prone to change or meeting people of different influences then them..

    Worst mistake I made moving here.

  49. I wear michigan gear on campus and I go to old north arcade nobody wants to play me one on one because I’m to damn good my favorite is ms pacman, donkey Kong Jr remixed, kangaroo, galaga.

  50. The females are nasty in the Columbus area. They don’t care about their looks. Many are fat, fat, fat. They have no shame in their appearances.

  51. Hello!

    I moved to Toledo after living all over the place. I had the passing thought that I might stay, but I have known this was temporary. I’ve lived in 3 states, overseas, and in 7 major cities. P.S. I’m a lady. I’ve also had a pretty interesting life, I suppose.

    Holy crap. I’ve been here for less than 3 years and it feels more like 10. The men here are knuckle dragging trash. The women here are borderline evil if you aren’t obese. There is freaking nobody to talk to. Everybody is a raging alcoholic. I have never seen so much undiagnosed mental illness IN MY LIFE. It’s astounding. The labor laws here absolutely suck. Anybody who tries to do anything nice or productive gets taken DOWN. If you aren’t their norm, they will harass you and bully you and make sure you are aware they think you are the weirdest person they’ve ever met. Men stalk women as a dating tactic here. No joke. These people are racist. They are myopic. They boo their own sports teams, which is f***ed up. They are mostly obese and say vicious things to people who exercise or eat healthy (which I find bizarre). It’s all bizarre.

    These people are hill people. Even the wealthy ones. And they think they’re so much better than everyone else. Also, WHY DO PEOPLE HERE NOT KNOW HOW TO MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS? Why do my neighbors nees to know what I’m doing? Why, when you go to a public place, do so many damned people talk about the people sitting next to them is their outside voice? Or at all?

    Guess what, Shelley? Nobody in this restaurant cares that you don’t like that woman’s hair! Nobody. Why are you so loud?!?

    I cannot get out of here faster. F*** Ohio. I am so glad my family moved west when I was 3. This is an utter hellhole. The judgemental, singleminded “hill people” here are absolute dregs.

    And by the way, this is the flattest damned place I’ve ever been. There are NO hills. Get me out of here.

    If you were thinking of coming here, STAY AWAY.

  52. By the way, it is 100% true that if you do well at all or take care of yourself at all that these people will just drag you down. They treat anyine doing well terribly. They all want to be the kings and queens of the trash pile.

  53. Lil dstryr this is Anyomous I’m a michigan fan the people here in ohio like the ohio state fuckeyes which suck balls, ass, dick a buckeye is useless nut people here dont understand that most of the football players from ohio state that go to the nfl get cut within 5 years it shows ohio state fuckeyes suck. What do think about the Columbus crew moving from cols, oh to Texas people here in cols,oh are fighting to keep the Columbus crew from leaving cols,oh if the columbus crew leave to go to dallas,tx all you can do is be happy for them.

  54. Instead of taking back their cities the urban assholes would rather tear up acres of beautiful farmland and houses some with historical significance and prime woodlands to put up sub divisions, housing developments and section 8 housing.

  55. Yo, Anyomous do you even know how to spell “Anonymous”?! Go back to preschool and learn how to spell. FYI, I am so sick of you spamming up this blog dirt-talking Ohio, and so is everyone else. You better stop. I’m annoyed at the fact that there are always, like, 500 blog posts from you saying almost the same thing every time. Get off this freaking blog.

  59. Yo Rapper’s right. Anyomous is annoying, doesn’t know how to spell, and has, like, 9999999999999 comments being just plain RUDE. Even I think this guy has gone too far, and I’m from Michigan. For Pete’s sake, Anyomous, settle down with the rude comments, or better, leave this blog completely.

  61. Hey Innocent Michigander it’s not weird that you like both states that means that you are the peacemaker and that’s a good thing. I hate their fighting.

  62. A cat came to our door last night

    we wanted to burn our house down

    but the kitty was warm, soft, and furry,

    and it taught us to love again, like raisins

  63. John Deere
    came screaming into the parking lot
    tires smoking fumes of napalm death
    tillers like razors shredding asphalt
    leaving rows of distressed corn
    lying about the mall food court
    like flaps of happy meal trays
    that only want to be loved

  64. Ohio sucks worse than most other states. Bad depressing weather 7 months out of the year. Moving to Arizona.

  65. We won the Rose Bowl again

    and yet again

    and again

    Ha ha, Michigan, you drink sewage

    Curl up inside the toilet and die 🙂

  66. (gurgle)

    Down, down, down goes the Michigan fan,

    deep into the gutters of filth and slime,

    swirling away within tears of defeat,

    and then we wipe away your pain

    with toilet paper, now soiled

  68. I lived in four other States including Wa State where I thought it rained alot that was till I moved here to Ohio. I like Ohio but I HATE ALL THIS RAIN!!! And to that reasin and that reason only I say it sucks. This is coming from someone who lived in Washington State for the past 22 years. Puddle for Puddle, Ohio has Wa State beat by a million miles. Sequin Wa annual rain fall us 17 inches. Wilmington Ohio is 44. That is 4 times the amount if rain smfh…

  69. I have lived here for over 25 years. I’ve always wondered if something was wrong with me. Why do I feel confined even though I own a home basically paid off and work in a awesome brewery. I recently took a trip out of state and all my questions were answered.

    Everyone is so bitter here. Judgemental pieces of crap covered in tattoos that make zero sense. Multiple children with multiple men with no income still living at home with their parents. It’s everywhere.

    I’ve always wondered why people never really liked me. It’s because I like to have fun and do things outdoors. Oh, and I have had my shit together and started working when I was 14. People would rather drink and gossip rather than kayak down a dirty river.

    Savings account? What’s that?

    I took a trip somewhere warm and it was in the 90s the whole entire week. In May! We only get maybe 1 full month a year of nice weather. That’s spending 1 out of 12 months enjoying nice weather…

    People are so depressed here last week someone shot themselves in the head over a exgirlfriend in front of everyone including children in a nice local Giant Eagle.

    We also lay salt down on the roads basically year round so you can not have anything nice here. I have nothing holding me here so I’m going to start looking elsewhere. Don’t move here!

  70. Spin!
    Spin, I say
    Round and round
    Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl
    Twirling like a deezle dervish
    Ohio beating you to death
    Dizzy daffy duckies
    Into the ground
    Sewage

  71. Zippedee doo dah, zippedee day
    Mah oh mah, what a wonderful day
    Plenty of nail guns, rusting away
    Zippedee doo dah, zippedee day!

    There’s a riot on Fountain Square,
    It’s true! It’s tragic! It’s a matter of fact-ic,
    Then someone threw a bucket of broken glass from the Carew Tower,
    And that pretty much wrapped things up for the night.

  72. moved to Columbus a few years ago, it’s by far the most boring city it’s size I’ve lived. And a major wtf, this city is obsessed with a college football team, so minor league and dragging it down. Grow up please, your a city not a college town.

  73. Once upon a time in Toon Town,
    there was a cat who had it all,
    Fortune and fame! Top of the game!
    Until he hit the walllllll…
    Now he’s a bum, racking up time,
    Moved to Ohio! Ain’t got a dime!

    Ohio!
    Yeah, totally sucks,
    Ohio!
    Ain’t no ifs, ands, or buts,
    Ohio!
    Pack the car, and let’s cut!

  75. I left Ohio after graduating from college, and that was 40 years ago. As my family slowly dies off, I go there less and less. Each time I do, I tell myself not to be judgemental about the cities, the people, and the quality of life. The problem is, I live 4 blocks from the ocean, in a lovely town on Cape Cod, that is filled with kind, educated, and articulate people who take care of themselves, their families, and their homes. I go to Ohio, and am shocked by the fat, disheveled, welfare scroungers living in squalid houses with their unplanned, out of control children that they have neither the intelligence nor the skill to raise. Dumb breeds dumb. Sadly, some of these people are my own relatives. My lazy, morbidly obese sister lets ferrets run loose in her dirty house, her daughters (who hate her) are whores, and her husband is a right wing moron who watches Rambo movies and plays paintball. It’s all I can do to keep quiet until I get out of that terrible state. It’s especially sad to see the next generation who are still young, living in such a sad and hopeless place with nothing more than low standards, drab mediocrity, and mindless conformity. Every sacrifice I’ve made in the past forty years to get out of Ohio, and stay out of Ohio, was worth it. I left with nothing, and gained everything by leaving.

  77. Get real the ohio state butt guys are 11-0 because ohio state doesn’t play any body good. Put them against Alabama, Clemson or USC. That’s a team that will bash ohio state.

  78. Rusty machine gears
    laying beneath weeds
    in a field

    You don’t see them
    until it’s too late

    and then you fall
    face first
    into rust
    and blood
    and death

    in Ohio

  82. Ohio duckies
    swimming free
    Ohio duckies
    quacking three

    quack quack quack

    Ohio duckies
    they suck
    today

  83. Ha ha ha
    Clemson lost
    to an Ohio State Quarterback
    Joe Burrow rules all
    and Michigan still resides
    at the bottom of a septic tank

    Quack quack quack
    Buckeyes always find a way
    to claw their way to the top
    of a pile of garbage near Columbus
    Quackety quack quackems
    Kick a Michigan duck

  84. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    OH MY ****ING GOD

    WE’RE STILL IN STINKING OHIO

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  85. Hey man.. Listen up. I’m looking for the closest lamp post to advertise on Ebay, and I need some scotch tape. Or a wire hanger will do. Now, I don’t know if the car was parked by the bus stop, or if the faucet was left running at the Motel 6. But, I do know that if we keep feeding the giraffes cornflakes, they will rocket across the sky like a moonbeam on fire from Kansas! Capiche, amigo? Slanna bonny bisca! Tooms, daddy-o.

  86. WE’RE CHARGING FULL SPEED
    THROUGH THE BEXLEY KROGER
    SMASHING THROUGH PILES OF AISLES
    CRASHING PAST YOUR SHOPPING CART

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    LOOKIT MAN HERE COME THEM FIRE DOGS
    TAKE A RUNNING LEAP OFF THE CHECKOUT LANE
    BLASTING RIGHT THROUGH THE PLATE GLASS WINDOW
    RUN SCREAMING ACROSS THE SNOW FILLED PARKING LOT

    … but just a wittle hampta! safe and snug and warm…

    in Ohio.

  87. Doodley doo a roo
    sweet beat a leet
    swimmah timmah bump
    meets ah meets ahhhh-WHOOP

    Frank Zappa burns in hell
    swimming through flames of gas
    eyeballs incinerated to husks
    but at least he’s not in Ohio

  88. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    START SWINGING THE AXE IN CHURCH
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    THROWN THROUGH THE STAINED GLASS
    BUILDING DOUSED IN GAS
    LIGHT IT UP, BABY
    OH MY GOD

    burning to death
    in Ohio

  89. bums behind the motel dumpster
    smoking reefers, cigs, and vape
    wretched human waste
    working at the Super 8

    Sitting at the tiny table
    behind the busted back door
    stupid rotten garbage
    come clean my toilet

    spewing loud profanity
    like mewling cats
    in Ohio

  90. The cows
    in the field
    mooing lots
    pathetic

    We run up behind
    and kick the cow in the butt
    it tips into it’s own waste
    like a stupid farm animal
    in Ohio

  91. Portsmouth, Ohio
    strolling the boulevard
    around the Main Street fair

    bums strewn through town
    trash littered in doorways
    filth splashed everywhere

    abandoned buildings rotting
    heroin needles underfoot
    children play with guns
    – real ones –
    then kill you for money

    in Ohio

    (please come visit soon)

  92. ahma bumma
    sleeps inna box
    eatin’ pork rinds outta da garbage
    chasin’ down tourists with mah blade

    watch out, zootsta
    mah shopping cart gots wheels
    screaming through the alley like wine
    hot death on steel casters

    in Ohio

  93. Went to the library
    got a book on
    Middletown
    Ohio

    Started hitting a pig
    in the head with it
    over and overs
    until stopping

    Pig started screaming
    pulled a gun
    starts shooting
    so we ran away

  94. Gotta get my rod repaired
    can’t cruise for drugs, man
    dropped it off at the Sunoco
    get everything tatty fixed

    Dawn

    Got no money to pay the bill
    break the back window by the wash
    slide in through broken glass
    crawl past the toilet
    start the car

    Vroom

    Toss flares into the pumps as we escape
    high on heroin
    screaming hysterically
    flames light the sky behind us

    in Ohio

  95. Living at the Rodeway Inn
    nothing but big cheap glass
    between our family and the street
    listening in terror to lunatics outside

    Bang

    Drug dealers kill each other nightly
    roaches swarm by day
    bed bugs bite each night
    a living hell of hopeless scum

    Thud

    Time to check out
    go to the Super 8 next door
    toss a flare into the overflowing dumpster
    garbage burns brightly in our rear view mirror

    in Ohio

  96. Going to the Whippy Dip
    stupid name for ice cream
    small stand in a parking lot
    drunken bums frolic in front

    Approaching

    Dirty old pickup truck
    rusty pipes belching exhaust
    recklessly weaving at 78 mph
    driving straight for the noisy crowd

    Impact

    Meth heads go flying
    drug deals all dying
    urchins crying like dogs
    no chocolate éclair today

    in Ohio

  97. Mama’s little baby loves
    short bread, short bread,
    mama’s little baby loves,
    short bread cake

    Mama’s little baby loves
    shorAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD HELP WE’RE BEING AXE MURDERED IN OHIO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  98. Entering Ohio on I-70
    either direction
    big blue arch bridge
    lights the way home

    toss

    cinder block thrown from the deck
    tumbling towards our car
    concrete shatters windshield
    junkies run into the woods giggling

    in Ohio

  100. Section 8 funds
    pay our rent
    find a place
    for our crime

    Move in

    Boxes of nicotine stink
    chairs soaked in beer
    occupy downstairs
    noisy opium den

    Visitor parking

    Constant street traffic
    purchasing needles
    dripping morphine
    nothing to see here

    in Ohio

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