Looking for love
in all the wrong places
looking for love
in too many faces
forest
Strolled into a clearing
discarded paint cans abound
acetone fumes wafting merrily
heaven awaits inside Krylon
inhale
Huffing into paradise
rainbow colors twirling
swimming with tadpoles
chemical induced insanity
in Ohio
Depending On Narcan
5 years ago
Breaking into your car
stealing everything
rugs, cups, lighters
even stupid maps
Pawn
Shop owner calls cops
doesn’t sell narcotics
Police beat us outside
government assistance sucks
in Ohio
Parking Lot Attendant
5 years ago
Walmart auto parts in Akron
core charge for a stolen battery
dump the old one on the counter
leaking acid like drops of fun
Sizzling
Manager starts yelling
black acid starts flying
battery goes into the toilet
run like hell out the back
in Ohio
Going Grocery Shopping
5 years ago
Driving through Youngstown
shooting from the car
blasting old storefronts
with demented glee
giggling
Weaving wildly through traffic
driving across sidewalks for fun
Police nowhere to be seen
paychecks didn’t come today
reloading
doing donuts in the driveway
of a local tattoo parlor
gonna get a big inky knife
shoved directly into my brain
in Ohio
Satan's Hollow West
5 years ago
In the woods
found a pipe
wide enough
time to move it
Slime
Living in a storm drain
smells like lime jello
overflowing sewage
floats past our raft
Police
Hunting us above ground
can’t find the tunnel gate
hiding in Mount Airy Forest
spending our lives entombed
in Ohio
Freddie Mac killed Fanny May
5 years ago
Abandoned house
near Hillsboro
filthy stinking hovel
swarming with bugs and rats
realtor
Knocking on door for auction
bidding on worthless garbage
entire frame soaked in black mold
give ya five bucks for the doorknobs
purchase
Now owned by biker gang
exciting fun filled family weekend
entire structure engulfed in flames
burns completely to the rotten ground
in Ohio
Self Guided Tour
5 years ago
Running through a cornfield
maniacs chase you with knives
screaming for help from God
no one comes to your aid
tumble
Fell to the ground in gibbering fear
crowd of tweaking psychos descend
long time local residents rip you to shreds
hopefully CSI will find your wallet
in Ohio
Highways & Byways
5 years ago
Cruising through the state
happy town of Zanesville
low fuel light illuminated
time to stop for a rest
station
Entering the establishment
mutant freaks litter the joint
raving mad dwarves from hell
just need some gas, kind townies
munching
Drooling loon asks for a handout
bought a burrito before leaving
run for the car tossing change
hope to see another dawn
accelerate
Floored the pedal to the metal
screaming villagers in pursuit
Frankenstein torches waving
den of iniquity fades behind
in Ohio
Hey Culligan Man
5 years ago
Need a few extra bucks for fun
used platinum always profitable
random air conditioner nearby
hand me the hacksaw, please
cutting
Breaking into storage
gutting the heat pump
shiny tubes ripped out
off to the junkyard now
haggling
sold for nickels on the dollar
bloody knees, hands and face
ripped off a church for nothing
typical behavior for human waste
in Ohio
Fluff & Fold
5 years ago
Public laundromat
washing oily rags
with ammonia & bleach
simultaneously
fumes
Dumping rusty nails
into the dryers
polish with tumbling
before a baby’s blanket
shredded
Other customers loitering
hopelessly drunken morons
drooling into their booze
cell phones blasting TMZ
ignition
Gasoline vapors catch fire
industrial dryers all explode
fireball blasts out windows
time to run back to the motel
in Ohio
Thane Maynard
5 years ago
Interstate 70 at night
interesting sights
long dull drive
rest stop
horror
Inbred townies using bathroom
grotesque deformed mutant freaks
trail of defecation leads out the door
brown stained trails of local wildlife
vomit in disgust
Soiled shower shoes in trash can
paper towels everywhere on floor
fat waddling hunchback hobbles away
perhaps Columbus Zoo still open at this late hour
in Ohio
Jungle Jim
5 years ago
Local trailer park
convenience store
three in the morning
here we go, kiddies
giggle
Entering the establishment
rotten stench of burned cheese
slowly cooking stuffed corn dogs
turning on filthy rollers of scum
looking
Winos in beer cooler
drinking malt liquor
urinating excessively
into piles of recycled cardboard
buying
Purchasing sports beverage
and five hour energy drink
assists the drive to freedom
until the gas tank runs out
parking lot
Smashed blood red wine bottles abound
addicts knifing each other for a quarter
truck completely engulfed in flames
time to relocate to another hamlet
in Ohio
Bummy the Bumster
5 years ago
Colorful local character
doodling down the street
looking for a happy handout
lunch will soon be a treat
toilet
Commode in the corner
chock full of poo and wee
bummy the bumster starts to drink
everyone else must flee
flush
Raw sewage erupts into his mouth
guzzling waste down to the tummy
gulp deep the pool of disgusting filth
as we fun in terror from poor Bummy
in Ohio
Season Ticket Holders
5 years ago
Cleveland Browns home game
returning from concession stand
full trays of beers, dogs, and nuts
nosebleed seats, upper level railing
toss
Ketchup, mustard, pretzels and Schlitz
raining down onto the dummies below
cascade of garbage, splattering tourists
they rooting for the other team, anyway
yelling
Full scale riot in the concourse
nobody knows who threw what
fat stupid pigs punching each other
time to skedaddle back to our box seats
in Ohio
History Class
5 years ago
Johnny Appleseed
travelled to Ohio
around 1830 ish
spreading cheer
trees
Local village farmers
ran him down like a dog
chased him to the edge of town
then stoned him to bloody death
in Ohio
Bowl of Swine
5 years ago
Ohio chili cheese dog
claims to be the best
recent visit to factory
tells the tale of woe
ingredients
Dirty stinking slaughterhouse
killing cattle infected with plague
grinding pus into beef by products
for all your mock turtle soup needs
production
Rolling down the assembly line
coming soon to your local store
neat tidy boxes of garbage
it’s Skyline chili time
in Ohio
Utility Worker
5 years ago
Metropolitan Sewer District
quality household repair
promises plumbing fixed
forced to pay taxes for this
rain
Basement filling up with waste
rising quickly up the stairs
liquid poo and wee all over
gushing out of the windows
call
MSD operator too busy to care
house totally covered in crap
cleaners show up next month
roll of paper towels oughta do it
in Ohio
Kitchen Utensil
5 years ago
Domino’s pizza place
downtown Cleveland
eating establishment
outer suburbs of Hell
inside
Kitchen counter madness
crazy eggbeater chasing you
around the rusty crusty ovens
cooking doughy piles of slime
delivery
Broken down Honda Civic
taking sloppy food to slums
almost murdered for minimum wage
transfer to taco bell tomorrow
in Ohio
Happy Trails
5 years ago
Let’s visit the landfill
Mountains of garbage
rotting stench from hell
rats chewing through steel
bodies buried under effluent
scenic drive
Mutant spiders erupt from debris
chasing you across the field of filth
giant insane screaming monsters
tear you limb from limb for fun
in Ohio
Office Rambo
5 years ago
Army recruiting station
downtown Chillicothe
exciting career awaits
onward with our fun
enter
Abandoned strip mall storefront
small fetid office near the end
criminals and addicts begging
sign up with America’s finest
gather
Excrement from society’s bottom
lunatics and degenerates enlist
perverts gloriously shipped off
screaming like monkeys in tents
from Ohio
Health Inspector
5 years ago
Waffle House
(hee hee! this should be a good one)
Four o’clock in the morning
drinking binge has concluded
time to acquire tasty munchums
off to the House of Filth, kiddies
enter
Step over addict sleeping outside
rats scurry through the open door
comatose bums laying in booths
find a corner not laden with scum
menus
Table is crusted with dried spit
pieces of waffle linger everywhere
roaches swarm across dark tile floor
scattered, smothered, and covered, please
cooking
Grill is coated with burned paste
chef is sweating into our patty melts
sink piled to overflowing with plates
bottle of ketchup goes good with this
eating
delicious western omelet with fries
until we find hair and bugs inside
excuse ourselves to the toilet
now it really gets bad
bathroom
Vomit into the stopped up sink
urinals overflowing with waste
commodes stopped up since 1989
quickly pay the check and let’s go
in Ohio
Chemistry Set
5 years ago
Prefabricated structure
suddenly appears
right next door
to daycare
Obvious meth lab
shipment today
cops are waiting
high speed chase
arrest
Roadblocks nearby
crashed into park sign
handcuffs on television
say, “I love you, mom”
in Ohio
Thrifty Shopper
5 years ago
Dollar Tree
(giggling)
Government assistance checks arrive
dollar store shelves restocked today
aisles of worthless junk from China
unlock the front doors and let’s go
stampede
Bloated stinking cattle rush in
pack of swine seeking subsistence
grabbing anything their stupid mitts can
hooves pounding mold into grimy carpet
wreckage
Human garbage destroying shelves
urchins smashing plastic nonsense
shopping carts full of fat and waste
rush to the checkouts with EBT
riot
Fighting around junky sunglasses
squealing over candy & balloons
lines all the way to frozen foods
Walmart was never this terrible
in Ohio
Surrealistic Spring Shower
5 years ago
Dumpsters
big steel ones
like outside hotels
falling from the sky
hundreds
Bang, bang, bang
tumbling down the street
dumpsters hitting the ground
smashing everything they seek
insanity
Why are dumpsters falling
this makes no sense
we must stop this
before Noon
in Ohio
Century 21
5 years ago
Above ground pool
abandoned home
left to rot in sun
The Green Slime
horror
Round plastic bucket
mosquitoes swarm
fetid swamp of hell
solid pile of dung
creatures
Red eyes open
arms swinging
voices cackle
housing market collapse caused this
in Ohio
Highway Improvement Plan
5 years ago
Driving through Columbus
heavy traffic downtown
many cars stuck
standing still
pedestrian
Escaped mental patient
stark raving madman
wandered into area
construction site
steamroller
Here he comes
driving fast
oh my God
HELP
in Ohio
Our New Reality
5 years ago
Coronavirus has arrived
finally on our shores
contaminating town
with deadly spores
rumbling
The Zombie Apocalypse
is now occurring here
bodies recently dead
clawing through dirt
running
Homicidal walking corpses
attacking all of the living
eating every one of us
alive and screaming
in Ohio
Hmmm, this one wasn’t so funny
Demolition Man
5 years ago
Someone threw a sledgehammer
through your living room window
with a string around the handle
leading to a truck
vroom
The truck starts up
starts to drive away
string quickly follows
hammer is hooked tight
CRASH
You house is ripped apart
broken dreams of family fun
all your hopes crushed like bugs
and destroyed by a stupid poem
in Ohio
Frequent Flyer
5 years ago
Greyhound Bus Station
downtown Toledo
four o’clock night
let’s visit hell
inside
All doors locked but front
shambling area crackheads
pounding on smeared glass
wide red eyes glaring inside
waiting
Bus doesn’t leave until dawn
watching bags carefully
hungry little traveler
visits the snack bar
cooking
Sizzling burgers on filthy grill
blackened pucks of scum
slap some cheese on it
twelve dollars for crap
still waiting
Bizarre locals dancing to no music
security guard robbing passengers
old bathrooms stink of sewage
another ten hours to go
bus arrives
Maniacs dash wildly for doors
desperate loons shoving
boarding hot cattle car
to another bus station
in Ohio
Extinction Level Event
5 years ago
Coronavirus spreading
coughing & sneezing
not a good thing
flu always bad
mania
TV news says world is ending
suburban hicks run wild
looting the gun store
of anything shiny
hoarding
Mountains of sealed toilet paper
automatic weapons galore
no idea how to use them
this will not end well
fearing
Girl scouts selling cookies
knock innocently on door
housewife begins blasting
cannot hit barn’s broad side
hiding
Cowering under bed
waiting for salvations
AR-15 in shaking hand
take some cough syrup
Summer
Back to the pools
having more funny
silly distant memory
Coronavirus all gone
in Ohio
Butter and Salt
5 years ago
Midwest cornfields
infected with virus
stretch to infinity
this looks so bad
mutating
Corn stalks start walking
pulling themselves free
surrounding your home
smashing through glass
screaming
Crazy corn stalks chasing us
running down the street
setting them on fire
time for popcorn
in Ohio
Rusty Honda Civic
5 years ago
Beautiful community
homes, trees, flowers
wonderful peaceful life
couldn’t ask for any better
movers
New neighbors move in
scumbags from Arizona
rotten stinking criminals
now two seasons of hell
describe
Weeds growing in drive
Harley parked on porch
beer bottles left in yard
rusted car left in street
people
Knives in pocket
tattoos on neck
scars on face
time in jail
business
Distributing heroin to kiddies
local detectives have idea
speed trap for customers
commerce dries up quickly
movers, again
U Haul in driveway
wrecked rented house
evicted six months later
wave as they drive away
in Ohio
Cub Scout Cookout
5 years ago
Friday Midnight Bonfire
Circle of cars in woods
kegs of beer in trunks
radios blasting tunes
off we go to heaven
fuel
Turpentine
kerosene
gasoline
wood
flares
Abandoned car in field
rusty doors wide open
tires roar black smoke
flames light the night
cops
Time to skedaddle home
back down to the creek
run through the jungle
giggling all the way
in Ohio
You Need A Thneed
5 years ago
Under the trees
Happy dappy Bar-ba-loots
Under the trees
In our Bar-ba-loot suits
Under the trees
Eating Truffula fruits
Oh, these succulent, mellifluous
Deliciously delifluous
Sweetly succulifluous
Truffula fruits
in Ohio
Green Acres
5 years ago
Apartment complex near Dayton
miserable grimy hovel of hate
murders occur twice daily
neighbor nuts with guns
kitchen sink
Trying to wash down suppers
waste from slop swirls down
peer into blackness below
disposal not being nice
insanity
Giant mutant hand erupts from drain
grabs your head and yanks down
banging your skull into the sink
not being kid friendly at all
knife drawer
Quickly grab electric carver
flip on the switch for buzzy fun
attack with a whirring bone saw
blood splattered gleeful gore
in Ohio
(apologies to Stephen King)
zoon?
5 years ago
faaaaaaaaaaa – pah – TING smatts bee TOON a matta zatta boon…
La?
TOO!
ha ha ha!
slamma whamma tamma meeps teeps a BOON, lemme tell ya…
The Mad Poet
5 years ago
The Mad Poet ON STRIKE until our website is updated.
Hmph! All this work and only published once a month.
Grrrr! No instant gratification… 🙁
Easter Beagle
5 years ago
Fluffy Easter Bunny
hops into town for fun
carrying painted eggs for all
soon to discover waiting locals
church parking
Stupid drunken bums on meth
loitering outside place of worship
attack the cheerful Bunny with chains
chasing him to the frayed edge of sanity
vacant lot
Thugs catch Bunny in the field
beat him senseless for fun
steal his candy and eggs
kick him right in his big fat cotton butt
in Ohio
(Happy Easter)
The Mangler
5 years ago
Factory Work
(Hee hee! Welcome back!)
Endless exhaustion of futility
living on an assembly line
putting trinkets together
drudgery of living hell
Crazy giant device approaches
factory doors are locked tight
begin throwing paper towels
methinks this won’t work
window
Machine bursts into parking lot
after we jump from window
National Guard arrives
battle in the streets
action
Explosions, destruction, and mayhem
guns, tanks, rockets versus hellfire
machine blown to wittle bittles
happy days for worker bees
tomorrow
Sun comes up
factory all wrecked
clean up the wretched mess
welcome back to Ohio Sucks 426
in Ohio
(more apologies to Stephen King)
The Tiger King
5 years ago
Let’s visit the Zoo
Here we are in Columbus
happy day at the local Zoo
wonderful wildlife on display
sunny fun with frolicking pets
cage door
The tigers look like big fluffy kittens
in our narcotics induced euphoria
we want to pet the nice kitties
let’s open the cage door, ya?
roaring
Sober tourists run like hell
tigers hop out onto sidewalk
begin slaughtering everyone
teddy bears tossed like pulp
response
SWAT team arrives now
begins blasting everyone
tigers jump back into cage
drug addicts eaten and shot
in Ohio
Holy Roller
5 years ago
Steamroller club
meets in Cleveland
big steel drums of fun
ready to roll down here
rumbling
Here they come
Rold Gold pretzels
they’re not rolled
they’re not gold
(happy little pretzels float past)
anyway
back to the steamrollers
Let’s all meet downtown
with our steamrollers
look like stupid pimps
all tricked out with crap
intersection
Steamrollers accelerate together
big metal drums begin banging
slam back and forth like buffalo
red hot iron screaming together
lunatics
Everyone produces firearms
begin blasting away with glee
steamrollers grind into reverse
and trundle away for a good rest
in Ohio
Warehouse Willie
5 years ago
Pallets
warehouses full of empty pallets
factories all closed and moved away
NAFTA killed our beloved home state
pallets
No goods to ship
no steel to buy
no coal to burn
no corn to fry
pallets
Loading dock night watchman
notices the pallets all whispering
speaking in riddles about being betrayed
overthrowing the human race (just in Dayton)
replacements
Plastic pallets from China
soon will arrive by truck
tons of stupid cheap junk
old wooden pallets put out to pasture
in Ohio
Tugger
5 years ago
Giant tugboat
moored to the dock
Public Landing gangway
Cincinnati Riverfront area
TOOT
Tugboat wants to swim
but tied to the docks
stupid kids laughing
and throwing rocks
TOOT toot toot TOOT
Tugboat goes insane
breaks free from mooring
drives up onto the landing
begins grinding over tourists
TOOOOOOOOOT TOOT TOOT TOOOOOOOOOOT
Crazy tugboat on the loose
Police gunboats doing battle
wind up near Anderson Ferry
barges begin ramming cops
TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT
Tugboat gets away clean
last seen heading for the dam
Police boats scattered on the shore
hopefully lock operators on lunch break
in Ohio
Thomas
5 years ago
Amtrak station
downtown Dayton
very late near midnight
waiting for the Cardinal
station
Dark empty wretched tomb
patient lonely passengers
expecting choo choo
arriving here soon
train
Filthy metal tube rolls into station
poor pitiful customers crowd on
wanting to visit Baltimore Aunt
should have taken Greyhound
onward
Train speeding along route
darkness inside all cars
addicts stumbling
bums drinking
problem
Amtrak collides with pickup
drags truck for miles
track ripped apart
stuck in Virginia
bus
Transfer to Greyhound anyway
now moving along safely
clean comfortable seats
leave the driving to us
in Ohio
Jug 'O' Fun
5 years ago
Columbus
furniture warehouse
factory outlet of charm
warm sunny cloth covered joy
enter
We drive through the front doors
crashing glass everywhere
shoppers scatter like ants
just looking for a credenza
fuel
Run quickly through the aisles
splashing gasoline everywhere
showroom floor ready to burn
Memorial Day fireworks today
ignition
Shoppers have fled to safety
entire building engulfed in flames
bright orange inferno races skyward
pass me the Ballpark hot dogs, please
in Ohio
Bass ZAM
5 years ago
BLATS!
toon?
meeps.
ah lah cammah mees WAT, lemme tell ya…
Not from this hellhole
5 years ago
The actual human beings on this forum are absolutely right. Ohio sucks big time! There is a lot of pollution, and that sewer smell almost everywhere you go. There is nothing to do here. The people here are dumb racist backstabbers that think their behavior is normal. It seems to attract backstabbing foreigners as well: Mexicans, Africans, Indians, etc. who are segregated and arrogant with their forms of retardation. Its like being in the south during the 1800s. The gay people there desperately flaunt themselves towards others that are not into that lifestyle. This shit hole will drain your very soul. I came here for the higher pay of work but it’s not even worth it. These various kinds of ignorance are everywhere in Ohio. Don’t waste your time here, and if you are here, get out as soon as possible!
That Sewer Smell
5 years ago
Toon?
Meeps ala casta BOOSH, fleepsa ting.
ZOTSHA! Meetle weetle ka-PING.
Voon? Yep, voon. Nettles!
Confused
5 years ago
What?
Barnyard Billie
5 years ago
“Higher pay of work”?
Where are you from? India?
Ohio does not have higher pay of work.
Unless you are a narcotics distribution specialist.
Then, yes, there are many exciting opportunities in the heroin merchandising industry due to the intense feelings of despair and hopelessness in Ohio.
The Thermos Song
5 years ago
Oh, I’m picking out a thermos, for you,
not an ordinary thermos, it’s true,
but an extra special thermos,
(OH MY FREAKING GOD YOUR TURDS HAVE TEEEEEEEEEEEEETH)
the best money can buy,
with vinyl, and stripes,
and a cup built in! 🙂
Not from this hellhole
5 years ago
Is That Sewer Smell trying to be Jar Jar Bunks or something? Barnyard Billie, I might as well be from India because I traveled from the inbred dirty south, which Ohio belongs in lol! The wages there are low compared to Shithio. That place is a special kind of Hell that should be nuked.
Not from this hellhole
5 years ago
*Jar Jar Binks fucking “auto correct”
That Sewer Smell
5 years ago
Ahhh!
Yes.
We understand, now.
Ah. Yes.
Back to the South, witcha!
The Greyhound Bus shall return you to your just reward in time for dinner.
Munching on broken glass in the weeds behind the gas station. (mmmm)
The Thermos Song
5 years ago
You could sell pot inside an abandoned shopping mall.
Plenty of those in rural Ohio to choose from.
Try the Food Court! Loads of customers.
Not from this hellhole
5 years ago
I’ve been gone from Shithio. I’m just expressing the facts about this fucked up place. All of you trolls need to get a life instead of trying to defend such an ignorant place.
Michigan Fan
5 years ago
Where’d you go back to?
Serious for a moment
5 years ago
Your description of “Ohio” sounds an awful lot like Columbus.
Columbus is not Ohio. Columbus is exactly what you describe, a collection of mutant misfits mentally deformed by pollution and political insanity.
The rest of us are not like that. We deeply apologize for your experience within one of our few weirdo cities. Please do not judge us all by their behavior.
Not from this hellhole
5 years ago
Michigan Fan, not back but forward. I live in Columbia, Maryland.
Cinderblock Fell On You From 50 Floors Up
5 years ago
Maryland? The home of marijuana dipped in PCP?
Now THAT is fluid waste from under an abandoned toilet!
Ha ha ha! You left one hellhole to go back to another!
Ohio sucks, but Maryland should be incinerated!!!
Maryland Is The Home Of All Human Filth
5 years ago
100% TRUE
ALL PEOPLE IN MARYLAND ARE SCUM
THEY MUST ALL BE BURNED IN PITS OF FLAME
MARYLAND MUST BE ERASED FROM THE HISTORY OF MANKIND
ANYONE FROM MARYLAND MUST BE DESTROYED
QUICKLY BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
DIE MARYLAND DIE
IN HELL
A small owl from Maryland
5 years ago
What?
(confused blinking)
Not from this hellhole
5 years ago
Columbia, Maryland isn’t like that genius lol!
The Mop Factory
5 years ago
A bucket of mop water
from the jail shower floor
dumped, yes, dumped out
into your Mom’s china cabinet
eewh
Bugs squirm inside glass
gross mold dripping from silver
roaches crawling down polished wood
this is so disgusting we puke blood and spit
in Ohio
Ohio is just blargh!
5 years ago
Ohio, where it is normal to have an IQ of 40. Ohio, where inbreeding is the norm. Ohio, the shitty birth state of the Cleavland Torso Murderer, Donald Harvey, Edward Edwards, Charles Manson, Jeffery Dahmer, Ariel Castro, Anthony Sowell, Brian Peppers, John Dillinger, John Dean, Randle Lee Roberts II, Jerenique Cunningham, Cleveland Jackson, Shawn Grate, Jeanette McAdams, James Litteral, Kim Anderson, Joy Major Hoop, Carl G. Lindsey, Charles Mitchell, Kevin Neal, Juan Kinley, Dovie Blanche Dean, “Arsenic” Anna Marie Hahn, Betty Butler, James Goff, Charles Arthur “Pretty Boy” Floyd, Cletus Reese, Donald Hoffman, Herb Baumeister, Judith Hawkey, Gerald Hand, Ollie Mastronardi, David Lance Bruce, James Worley, U.S. Army Major General Geoffrey D. Miller, Eric David Harris, Marvin Johnson, Daniel Bixler, Terry D. Shepherd, Matthew Dowdel, Eve Irene Kelley, Civil War general Robert Kingston Scott, Wesley Coonrod, Chester McKnight, Herbert Meeker, Michael and Sharon Gravelle, Reese Bailey, Ma’lik Richmond, Trent Mays, Mike McVey, Matthew Hoffman, Jeffrey Lundgren, Todd Hall, Scott Moody, Daniel Petric, John C. Stojetz, Steven Cepec, John Hedrick, Louis Hand, Jacob Nesbitt, Ralph Ash, Adelard Cunin, Travis Lee Fischer, Shane Roush, Thomas Lee Dillon, Frederick Mundt, Charles Hart, Patrick Pidock, Cleo Vernon Keaton, Michelle Bica, Dennis McGuire, Kenneth Richey, Christopher Newton, John Warren Parsons, Sandusky County Sheriff Kyle Overmyer, Lawrence Hensley, Bobby Lee Cutts, Marie Poling, Mark Dean Schwab, Nathan Gale, John Spirko Jr., Gregory McKnight, Austin Myers, Timothy Mosley, Noal Quattlebaum, Robert Anthony Buell, Andrew F. Tyler, Richard Edwin Fox, and Richard Clark Jr. Ohio, where the rarely smart people born there leave with a quickness. Ohio, where 95% of the population are desperate faggots, aka shit eaters, shit demons, shit goblins that won’t hook up with each other but will try to get with, and aggravatingly stalk, straight people. Ohio, where radon gas is very high. Ohio, where it is the norm to be a betraying, racist, evil person that will make friends just to use and leech off of them. Ohio, where the women are fat, pregnant, tattooed, full of stds and shattered life dreams by the time they are 20. Ohio, where the weather is as randomly fucked up as its people. Ohio, where all the Great Lakes are polluted to the brim and the sky is constantly filled with smog. Ohio, where the people have no good driving skills whatsoever. Ohio, where cluelessness and naivety is the norm. Ohio, where the only thing they are recognised for is their college football team. Ohio, which has checker patterned neighborhoods: really ghetto, really rich, really ghetto, etc. Ohio, which will stay stagnant with its funds. Ohio, which should be split into three sections: one for prisons, one for rehabs, and one for cemeteries. Ohio, where there are drugs everywhere because the locals have to numb out. They know how shitty this state is but they can’t ever admit it or make it better. Ohio, the shittiest state in the nation.
Eric Andre
5 years ago
Yeah.
Ain’t it great?
🙂
Tatty Knuckles
5 years ago
Ah’m workin’ in Ohio
mah head agin da brick wall
mah tats and drugz are da BOMB
whoopee! Saturday night’s all right!
bums
Here we come
drinking Schlitz
car fenders dragging
sparks a-flyin’ downtown
scums
Keep tryin’ ta cross dah border
not into West Virginny
not into Indianny
only into Tuscanoony
in Ohio
GWAR
5 years ago
GOR-GOR!
Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail
Mournful drone of babbling fail
Thunderous gnashing firestorm
Flames illuminate his form
GORGOR COMES AND YOU MUST DIE
Swats F-16s from the sky
Admit you crave the gift he brings you
Fall worship tyrant king, you
Gor-Gor!
Sow pestilent hate It shall obliterate
The shadows of your long dead brothers
And all the mutilated others
Who died in waves, uniform
To appease your bloodied hulking form
Who broke through layers of molten strata
To make the planet earth errata
Take the child in champing jaws
A pulping pile of frothing flaws
This horrid mass shall give us pause
At putrid rot fills gaping maws
Gor-Gor!
Gor-Gor big!
Skulls are smashed and bones are bending
Joints are popping, our claws are rending
Groveling, sniveling, driveling horde
To worship scaly overlord
Apocalypse becomes creation
Gor-Gor shall erase the nation
Before you jump into his gizzard
Fall and worship tyrant lizard
GOR-GOR COMES AND YOU MUST DIE
He swats the stealth down from the sky
Admit you crave the gift he brings you
Fall and worship tyrant king you
GOR-GOR!
Clean Cut Guy
5 years ago
I’ve lived in this dump called Ohio most my life. It is a boring, slowly turning ghetto city. Every here love thug life! Everyone try’s to act gangster and thinks it’s cool. The women are obese and the men are nothing but perverted slobs. These fatso women play hard to get. Who the fk wants them! I’m moving out of state due to a job. I can’t wait to move.
tumbleweeds
5 years ago
…crickets…
Ohio is just blargh!
5 years ago
Ohio, where it is normal to have an IQ of 40. Ohio, where inbreeding is the norm. Ohio, the shitty birth state of the Cleavland Torso Murderer, Donald Harvey, Edward Edwards, Charles Manson, Jeffery Dahmer, Ariel Castro, Anthony Sowell, Brian Peppers, John Dillinger, John Dean, Randle Lee Roberts II, Jerenique Cunningham, Cleveland Jackson, Shawn Grate, Jeanette McAdams, James Litteral, Kim Anderson, Joy Major Hoop, Carl G. Lindsey, Charles Mitchell, Kevin Neal, Juan Kinley, Dovie Blanche Dean, “Arsenic” Anna Marie Hahn, Betty Butler, James Goff, Charles Arthur “Pretty Boy” Floyd, Cletus Reese, Donald Hoffman, Herb Baumeister, Judith Hawkey, Gerald Hand, Ollie Mastronardi, David Lance Bruce, James Worley, U.S. Army Major General Geoffrey D. Miller, Eric David Harris, Marvin Johnson, Daniel Bixler, Terry D. Shepherd, Matthew Dowdel, Eve Irene Kelley, Civil War General Robert Kingston Scott, Wesley Coonrod, Chester McKnight, Herbert Meeker, Michael and Sharon Gravelle, Reese Bailey, Ma’lik Richmond, Trent Mays, Mike McVey, Matthew Hoffman, Jeffrey Lundgren, Todd Hall, Scott Moody, Daniel Petric, John C. Stojetz, Steven Cepec, John Hedrick, Louis Hand, Jacob Nesbitt, Ralph Ash, Adelard Cunin, Travis Lee Fischer, Shane Roush, Thomas Lee Dillon, Frederick Mundt, Charles Hart, Patrick Pidock, Cleo Vernon Keaton, Michelle Bica, Dennis McGuire, Kenneth Richey, Christopher Newton, John Warren Parsons, Sandusky County Sheriff Kyle Overmyer, Lawrence Hensley, Bobby Lee Cutts, Marie Poling, Mark Dean Schwab, Nathan Gale, John Spirko Jr., Gregory McKnight, Austin Myers, Timothy Mosley, Noal Quattlebaum, Robert Anthony Buell, Andrew F. Tyler, Richard Edwin Fox, and Richard Clark Jr. Ohio, where the rarely smart people born there leave with a quickness. Ohio, where 95% of the population are desperate faggots, most likely due to the large amount of inbreeding. The shit eaters, shit demons, shit goblins won’t hook up with each other, but will try to get with, and aggravatingly stalk, straight people. Ohio, where the level of radon gas is very high. Ohio, where it is the norm to be a betraying, racist, evil person, that will make friends, just to use and leech off of them. Ohio, where the women are fat, pregnant, tattooed, full of stds and shattered life dreams by the time they are 20. Ohio, where the weather is as randomly fucked up as its people. Ohio, where the Cuyahoga River is so polluted that it has bursted into flames 13 times. Ohio, where all the Great Lakes are polluted to the brim and the sky is constantly filled with smog. Ohio, where the people have no good driving skills whatsoever. Ohio, where cluelessness and naivety is the norm. Ohio, where the only thing they are recognised for is their college football team. Ohio, which has checker patterned neighborhoods: really ghetto, really rich, really ghetto, etc. Ohio, which will stay stagnant with its funds. Ohio, which should be split into three sections: one for prisons, one for rehabs, and one for cemeteries. Ohio, where there are drugs everywhere because the locals have to numb out. They know how shitty this state is but they can’t ever admit it or make it better. Ohio, the shittiest state in the nation.
We will aggressively, aggravatingly stalk and pursue you to the State Line on your way back to Maryland. As you pass under the Big Blue Bridge on Interstate Highway 70, there will be a crowd of loyal Ohioans waving GOODBYE LOSER CRYBABY as you coast down into your Hagerstown pit of drug fueled despair. Don’t forget to stop at those Pennsylvania gas stations, too! Those porn star freaks could use a few extra bucks in the restrooms. Smile for the camera!
jj
4 years ago
i jave yet to meet someone who is actually from ohio who isnt a complete fucking inbred hillbilly retard.
and im as hillbilly as they come.
They are all Stupid, selfish, ignorant fucksticks.
Hooterville
4 years ago
Yup!
(yuk, yuk)
We’z LUV da o-HI-o!
yee-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ohio is just blargh!
4 years ago
Same here! The majority of Ohioans are proud of their backstabbing ignorant ways. If you are raised in a shithole, you will be blind to the fact that you are shit lmao!
Ohio is just blargh!
4 years ago
Better Than You, you are a typical inbred, faggot trolling Ohioan. Why are you on this forum if you like this piece of shit wasteland so much?
Not from this hellhole
4 years ago
Retard known as Better Than You, I live in the safest city in Maryland. I came to Maryland one time, not back to Maryland. Ohioans are inbred, disrespectful assholes.
Not from this hellhole
4 years ago
Typical inbred Ohioan retard known as Better Than You, I’ve already moved away from Shithio a long time ago. Its sad that someone would even blindly defend such a useless area.
Destroy All Maryland Filth
4 years ago
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Touched a nerve, did we? >)
(rubbing hands together in glee)
Oh, we’re going to have SO much fun with you!
Hee hee hee! And we thought this board was dead.
(pouring fuel into flamethrower) Hmm hmm hmm hmmmm…
Everyone in Maryland is gay and should be killed
4 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(beating Maryland pervert to death with a bloody crowbar)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Maryland Must Be Destroyed
4 years ago
Everything in Maryland is gay
Your house is gay
your door is gay
your dog is gay
your plates are gay
your windows are gay
your yard is gay
your lawn is gay
your roof is gay
your rake is gay
your garage is gay
the can of motor oil under the back steps is gay
the old shoe next to the garden sprinkler is gay
the little bird playing in the pond is gay
the crickets under the porch are gay
the roaches under your pillow at night are gay
the crawling black mold inside your toilet is gay
and it must all be incinerated by God and Heaven and Hell
to free our planet from the scourge of filth called MARYLAND
Ohio is awful, but at least it's not Maryland
4 years ago
Maryland is bad, m’kay?
M’kay.
M’kay?
M’kay.
Ohio should be nuked
4 years ago
And as usual, the Ohioans trolls on this thread are showing the rest of the world how proud they are of their blind ignorance, due to several generations of inbreeding. You desperate losers of life are a mix between the hicks of The Hills Have Eyes and Wrong Turn, with a shitload of meth and heroin overdoses! If anyone wants to know what Ohio is like, just watch a movie called Gummo.
Ohio is just blargh!
4 years ago
Ohio, where it is normal to have an IQ of 40. Ohio, where inbreeding is the norm. Ohio, the shitty birth state of the Cleveland Torso Murderer, Donald Harvey, Edward Edwards, Charles Manson, Jeffery Dahmer, Ariel Castro(Raised there, but he might as well have been born there.), Anthony Sowell, Brian Peppers, John Dillinger, John Dean, Randle Lee Roberts II, Jerenique Cunningham, Cleveland Jackson, Shawn Grate, Jeanette McAdams, James Litteral, Kim Anderson, Joy Major Hoop, Carl G. Lindsey, Charles Mitchell, Kevin Neal, Juan Kinley, Dovie Blanche Dean, “Arsenic” Anna Marie Hahn, Betty Butler, James Goff, Charles Arthur “Pretty Boy” Floyd, Cletus Reese, Donald Hoffman, Herb Baumeister, Judith Hawkey, Gerald Hand, Ollie Mastronardi, David Lance Bruce, James Worley, U.S. Army Major General Geoffrey D. Miller, Eric David Harris, Marvin Johnson, Daniel Bixler, Terry D. Shepherd, Matthew Dowdel, Eve Irene Kelley, Civil War General Robert Kingston Scott, Wesley Coonrod, Chester McKnight, Herbert Meeker, Michael and Sharon Gravelle, Reese Bailey, Ma’lik Richmond, Trent Mays, Mike McVey, Matthew Hoffman, Jeffrey Lundgren, Todd Hall, Scott Moody, Daniel Petric, John C. Stojetz, Steven Cepec, John Hedrick, Louis Hand, Jacob Nesbitt, Ralph Ash, Adelard Cunin, Travis Lee Fischer, Shane Roush, Thomas Lee Dillon, Frederick Mundt, Charles Hart, Patrick Pidock, Cleo Vernon Keaton, Michelle Bica, Dennis McGuire, Kenneth Richey, Christopher Newton, John Warren Parsons, Sandusky County Sheriff Kyle Overmyer, Lawrence Hensley, Bobby Lee Cutts, Marie Poling, Mark Dean Schwab, Nathan Gale, John Spirko Jr., Gregory McKnight, Austin Myers, Timothy Mosley, Noal Quattlebaum, Robert Anthony Buell, Andrew F. Tyler, Richard Edwin Fox, and Richard Clark Jr. Ohio, where the rare smart people born there leave with a quickness. Ohio, where 95% of the population are desperate faggots, most likely due to the large amount of inbreeding. The shit eaters, shit demons, shit goblins won’t hook up with each other, but will try to get with, and aggravatingly stalk, straight people. Ohio, where the level of radon gas is very high. Ohio, where it is the norm to be a betraying, racist, evil piece of shit person, that will make friends, just to use and leech off of them. Ohio, where the women are fat, pregnant, strung out on drugs, tattooed, full of stds and shattered life dreams by the time they are 20. Ohio, where the weather is as randomly fucked up as its people. Ohio, where the Cuyahoga River is so polluted that it has bursted into flames 14 times. Ohio, where Lake Erie is polluted to the brim and the sky is constantly filled with smog. Ohio, where the people have no good driving skills whatsoever. Ohio, where cluelessness and naivety are the norm. Ohio, where the only thing they are recognised for is their college football team. Ohio, which has checker pattern neighborhoods: really ghetto, really rich, really ghetto, etc. Ohio, which will stay stagnant with its funds. Ohio, which should be split into three sections: one for prisons, one for rehabs, and one for cemeteries. Ohio, where there are drugs everywhere because the locals have to numb out. They know how shitty this state is but they can’t ever admit it or make it better. Ohio, the shittiest state in the nation, which should be the main trash dump of America.
Not from this hellhole
4 years ago
Ohio should be nuked, evacuate the evolving human beings first, in order to wipe out The Hills Have Eyes and Wrong Turn inbreds. Plain and simple.
Eric Andre
4 years ago
Yup!
They all moved to Maryland.
(giggling)
Gibbering Loon
4 years ago
The beauty of the smokestacks
the mounds of trash hills overflowing
fetid waters pooled with green filth dung
scum of the Earth shrieking through Walmart
Looking for love
in all the wrong places
looking for love
in too many faces
forest
Strolled into a clearing
discarded paint cans abound
acetone fumes wafting merrily
heaven awaits inside Krylon
inhale
Huffing into paradise
rainbow colors twirling
swimming with tadpoles
chemical induced insanity
in Ohio
Breaking into your car
stealing everything
rugs, cups, lighters
even stupid maps
Pawn
Shop owner calls cops
doesn’t sell narcotics
Police beat us outside
government assistance sucks
in Ohio
Walmart auto parts in Akron
core charge for a stolen battery
dump the old one on the counter
leaking acid like drops of fun
Sizzling
Manager starts yelling
black acid starts flying
battery goes into the toilet
run like hell out the back
in Ohio
Driving through Youngstown
shooting from the car
blasting old storefronts
with demented glee
giggling
Weaving wildly through traffic
driving across sidewalks for fun
Police nowhere to be seen
paychecks didn’t come today
reloading
doing donuts in the driveway
of a local tattoo parlor
gonna get a big inky knife
shoved directly into my brain
in Ohio
In the woods
found a pipe
wide enough
time to move it
Slime
Living in a storm drain
smells like lime jello
overflowing sewage
floats past our raft
Police
Hunting us above ground
can’t find the tunnel gate
hiding in Mount Airy Forest
spending our lives entombed
in Ohio
Abandoned house
near Hillsboro
filthy stinking hovel
swarming with bugs and rats
realtor
Knocking on door for auction
bidding on worthless garbage
entire frame soaked in black mold
give ya five bucks for the doorknobs
purchase
Now owned by biker gang
exciting fun filled family weekend
entire structure engulfed in flames
burns completely to the rotten ground
in Ohio
Running through a cornfield
maniacs chase you with knives
screaming for help from God
no one comes to your aid
tumble
Fell to the ground in gibbering fear
crowd of tweaking psychos descend
long time local residents rip you to shreds
hopefully CSI will find your wallet
in Ohio
Cruising through the state
happy town of Zanesville
low fuel light illuminated
time to stop for a rest
station
Entering the establishment
mutant freaks litter the joint
raving mad dwarves from hell
just need some gas, kind townies
munching
Drooling loon asks for a handout
bought a burrito before leaving
run for the car tossing change
hope to see another dawn
accelerate
Floored the pedal to the metal
screaming villagers in pursuit
Frankenstein torches waving
den of iniquity fades behind
in Ohio
Need a few extra bucks for fun
used platinum always profitable
random air conditioner nearby
hand me the hacksaw, please
cutting
Breaking into storage
gutting the heat pump
shiny tubes ripped out
off to the junkyard now
haggling
sold for nickels on the dollar
bloody knees, hands and face
ripped off a church for nothing
typical behavior for human waste
in Ohio
Public laundromat
washing oily rags
with ammonia & bleach
simultaneously
fumes
Dumping rusty nails
into the dryers
polish with tumbling
before a baby’s blanket
shredded
Other customers loitering
hopelessly drunken morons
drooling into their booze
cell phones blasting TMZ
ignition
Gasoline vapors catch fire
industrial dryers all explode
fireball blasts out windows
time to run back to the motel
in Ohio
Interstate 70 at night
interesting sights
long dull drive
rest stop
horror
Inbred townies using bathroom
grotesque deformed mutant freaks
trail of defecation leads out the door
brown stained trails of local wildlife
vomit in disgust
Soiled shower shoes in trash can
paper towels everywhere on floor
fat waddling hunchback hobbles away
perhaps Columbus Zoo still open at this late hour
in Ohio
Local trailer park
convenience store
three in the morning
here we go, kiddies
giggle
Entering the establishment
rotten stench of burned cheese
slowly cooking stuffed corn dogs
turning on filthy rollers of scum
looking
Winos in beer cooler
drinking malt liquor
urinating excessively
into piles of recycled cardboard
buying
Purchasing sports beverage
and five hour energy drink
assists the drive to freedom
until the gas tank runs out
parking lot
Smashed blood red wine bottles abound
addicts knifing each other for a quarter
truck completely engulfed in flames
time to relocate to another hamlet
in Ohio
Colorful local character
doodling down the street
looking for a happy handout
lunch will soon be a treat
toilet
Commode in the corner
chock full of poo and wee
bummy the bumster starts to drink
everyone else must flee
flush
Raw sewage erupts into his mouth
guzzling waste down to the tummy
gulp deep the pool of disgusting filth
as we fun in terror from poor Bummy
in Ohio
Cleveland Browns home game
returning from concession stand
full trays of beers, dogs, and nuts
nosebleed seats, upper level railing
toss
Ketchup, mustard, pretzels and Schlitz
raining down onto the dummies below
cascade of garbage, splattering tourists
they rooting for the other team, anyway
yelling
Full scale riot in the concourse
nobody knows who threw what
fat stupid pigs punching each other
time to skedaddle back to our box seats
in Ohio
Johnny Appleseed
travelled to Ohio
around 1830 ish
spreading cheer
trees
Local village farmers
ran him down like a dog
chased him to the edge of town
then stoned him to bloody death
in Ohio
Ohio chili cheese dog
claims to be the best
recent visit to factory
tells the tale of woe
ingredients
Dirty stinking slaughterhouse
killing cattle infected with plague
grinding pus into beef by products
for all your mock turtle soup needs
production
Rolling down the assembly line
coming soon to your local store
neat tidy boxes of garbage
it’s Skyline chili time
in Ohio
Metropolitan Sewer District
quality household repair
promises plumbing fixed
forced to pay taxes for this
rain
Basement filling up with waste
rising quickly up the stairs
liquid poo and wee all over
gushing out of the windows
call
MSD operator too busy to care
house totally covered in crap
cleaners show up next month
roll of paper towels oughta do it
in Ohio
Domino’s pizza place
downtown Cleveland
eating establishment
outer suburbs of Hell
inside
Kitchen counter madness
crazy eggbeater chasing you
around the rusty crusty ovens
cooking doughy piles of slime
delivery
Broken down Honda Civic
taking sloppy food to slums
almost murdered for minimum wage
transfer to taco bell tomorrow
in Ohio
Let’s visit the landfill
Mountains of garbage
rotting stench from hell
rats chewing through steel
bodies buried under effluent
scenic drive
Mutant spiders erupt from debris
chasing you across the field of filth
giant insane screaming monsters
tear you limb from limb for fun
in Ohio
Army recruiting station
downtown Chillicothe
exciting career awaits
onward with our fun
enter
Abandoned strip mall storefront
small fetid office near the end
criminals and addicts begging
sign up with America’s finest
gather
Excrement from society’s bottom
lunatics and degenerates enlist
perverts gloriously shipped off
screaming like monkeys in tents
from Ohio
Waffle House
(hee hee! this should be a good one)
Four o’clock in the morning
drinking binge has concluded
time to acquire tasty munchums
off to the House of Filth, kiddies
enter
Step over addict sleeping outside
rats scurry through the open door
comatose bums laying in booths
find a corner not laden with scum
menus
Table is crusted with dried spit
pieces of waffle linger everywhere
roaches swarm across dark tile floor
scattered, smothered, and covered, please
cooking
Grill is coated with burned paste
chef is sweating into our patty melts
sink piled to overflowing with plates
bottle of ketchup goes good with this
eating
delicious western omelet with fries
until we find hair and bugs inside
excuse ourselves to the toilet
now it really gets bad
bathroom
Vomit into the stopped up sink
urinals overflowing with waste
commodes stopped up since 1989
quickly pay the check and let’s go
in Ohio
Prefabricated structure
suddenly appears
right next door
to daycare
fumes
Kiddies notice
noxious odors
ammonia drifting
interesting neighbors
police
Obvious meth lab
shipment today
cops are waiting
high speed chase
arrest
Roadblocks nearby
crashed into park sign
handcuffs on television
say, “I love you, mom”
in Ohio
Dollar Tree
(giggling)
Government assistance checks arrive
dollar store shelves restocked today
aisles of worthless junk from China
unlock the front doors and let’s go
stampede
Bloated stinking cattle rush in
pack of swine seeking subsistence
grabbing anything their stupid mitts can
hooves pounding mold into grimy carpet
wreckage
Human garbage destroying shelves
urchins smashing plastic nonsense
shopping carts full of fat and waste
rush to the checkouts with EBT
riot
Fighting around junky sunglasses
squealing over candy & balloons
lines all the way to frozen foods
Walmart was never this terrible
in Ohio
Dumpsters
big steel ones
like outside hotels
falling from the sky
hundreds
Bang, bang, bang
tumbling down the street
dumpsters hitting the ground
smashing everything they seek
insanity
Why are dumpsters falling
this makes no sense
we must stop this
before Noon
in Ohio
Above ground pool
abandoned home
left to rot in sun
The Green Slime
horror
Round plastic bucket
mosquitoes swarm
fetid swamp of hell
solid pile of dung
creatures
Red eyes open
arms swinging
voices cackle
housing market collapse caused this
in Ohio
Driving through Columbus
heavy traffic downtown
many cars stuck
standing still
pedestrian
Escaped mental patient
stark raving madman
wandered into area
construction site
steamroller
Here he comes
driving fast
oh my God
HELP
in Ohio
Coronavirus has arrived
finally on our shores
contaminating town
with deadly spores
rumbling
The Zombie Apocalypse
is now occurring here
bodies recently dead
clawing through dirt
running
Homicidal walking corpses
attacking all of the living
eating every one of us
alive and screaming
in Ohio
Hmmm, this one wasn’t so funny
Someone threw a sledgehammer
through your living room window
with a string around the handle
leading to a truck
vroom
The truck starts up
starts to drive away
string quickly follows
hammer is hooked tight
CRASH
You house is ripped apart
broken dreams of family fun
all your hopes crushed like bugs
and destroyed by a stupid poem
in Ohio
Greyhound Bus Station
downtown Toledo
four o’clock night
let’s visit hell
inside
All doors locked but front
shambling area crackheads
pounding on smeared glass
wide red eyes glaring inside
waiting
Bus doesn’t leave until dawn
watching bags carefully
hungry little traveler
visits the snack bar
cooking
Sizzling burgers on filthy grill
blackened pucks of scum
slap some cheese on it
twelve dollars for crap
still waiting
Bizarre locals dancing to no music
security guard robbing passengers
old bathrooms stink of sewage
another ten hours to go
bus arrives
Maniacs dash wildly for doors
desperate loons shoving
boarding hot cattle car
to another bus station
in Ohio
Coronavirus spreading
coughing & sneezing
not a good thing
flu always bad
mania
TV news says world is ending
suburban hicks run wild
looting the gun store
of anything shiny
hoarding
Mountains of sealed toilet paper
automatic weapons galore
no idea how to use them
this will not end well
fearing
Girl scouts selling cookies
knock innocently on door
housewife begins blasting
cannot hit barn’s broad side
hiding
Cowering under bed
waiting for salvations
AR-15 in shaking hand
take some cough syrup
Summer
Back to the pools
having more funny
silly distant memory
Coronavirus all gone
in Ohio
Midwest cornfields
infected with virus
stretch to infinity
this looks so bad
mutating
Corn stalks start walking
pulling themselves free
surrounding your home
smashing through glass
screaming
Crazy corn stalks chasing us
running down the street
setting them on fire
time for popcorn
in Ohio
Beautiful community
homes, trees, flowers
wonderful peaceful life
couldn’t ask for any better
movers
New neighbors move in
scumbags from Arizona
rotten stinking criminals
now two seasons of hell
describe
Weeds growing in drive
Harley parked on porch
beer bottles left in yard
rusted car left in street
people
Knives in pocket
tattoos on neck
scars on face
time in jail
business
Distributing heroin to kiddies
local detectives have idea
speed trap for customers
commerce dries up quickly
movers, again
U Haul in driveway
wrecked rented house
evicted six months later
wave as they drive away
in Ohio
Friday Midnight Bonfire
Circle of cars in woods
kegs of beer in trunks
radios blasting tunes
off we go to heaven
fuel
Turpentine
kerosene
gasoline
wood
flares
Abandoned car in field
rusty doors wide open
tires roar black smoke
flames light the night
cops
Time to skedaddle home
back down to the creek
run through the jungle
giggling all the way
in Ohio
Under the trees
Happy dappy Bar-ba-loots
Under the trees
In our Bar-ba-loot suits
Under the trees
Eating Truffula fruits
Oh, these succulent, mellifluous
Deliciously delifluous
Sweetly succulifluous
Truffula fruits
in Ohio
Apartment complex near Dayton
miserable grimy hovel of hate
murders occur twice daily
neighbor nuts with guns
kitchen sink
Trying to wash down suppers
waste from slop swirls down
peer into blackness below
disposal not being nice
insanity
Giant mutant hand erupts from drain
grabs your head and yanks down
banging your skull into the sink
not being kid friendly at all
knife drawer
Quickly grab electric carver
flip on the switch for buzzy fun
attack with a whirring bone saw
blood splattered gleeful gore
in Ohio
(apologies to Stephen King)
faaaaaaaaaaa – pah – TING smatts bee TOON a matta zatta boon…
La?
TOO!
ha ha ha!
slamma whamma tamma meeps teeps a BOON, lemme tell ya…
The Mad Poet ON STRIKE until our website is updated.
Hmph! All this work and only published once a month.
Grrrr! No instant gratification… 🙁
Fluffy Easter Bunny
hops into town for fun
carrying painted eggs for all
soon to discover waiting locals
church parking
Stupid drunken bums on meth
loitering outside place of worship
attack the cheerful Bunny with chains
chasing him to the frayed edge of sanity
vacant lot
Thugs catch Bunny in the field
beat him senseless for fun
steal his candy and eggs
kick him right in his big fat cotton butt
in Ohio
(Happy Easter)
Factory Work
(Hee hee! Welcome back!)
Endless exhaustion of futility
living on an assembly line
putting trinkets together
drudgery of living hell
pounding
Huge machine begins accelerating
crushing steel ingots to pulp
belching crimson flames
loud demon screeching
run
Crazy giant device approaches
factory doors are locked tight
begin throwing paper towels
methinks this won’t work
window
Machine bursts into parking lot
after we jump from window
National Guard arrives
battle in the streets
action
Explosions, destruction, and mayhem
guns, tanks, rockets versus hellfire
machine blown to wittle bittles
happy days for worker bees
tomorrow
Sun comes up
factory all wrecked
clean up the wretched mess
welcome back to Ohio Sucks 426
in Ohio
(more apologies to Stephen King)
Let’s visit the Zoo
Here we are in Columbus
happy day at the local Zoo
wonderful wildlife on display
sunny fun with frolicking pets
cage door
The tigers look like big fluffy kittens
in our narcotics induced euphoria
we want to pet the nice kitties
let’s open the cage door, ya?
roaring
Sober tourists run like hell
tigers hop out onto sidewalk
begin slaughtering everyone
teddy bears tossed like pulp
response
SWAT team arrives now
begins blasting everyone
tigers jump back into cage
drug addicts eaten and shot
in Ohio
Steamroller club
meets in Cleveland
big steel drums of fun
ready to roll down here
rumbling
Here they come
Rold Gold pretzels
they’re not rolled
they’re not gold
(happy little pretzels float past)
anyway
back to the steamrollers
Let’s all meet downtown
with our steamrollers
look like stupid pimps
all tricked out with crap
intersection
Steamrollers accelerate together
big metal drums begin banging
slam back and forth like buffalo
red hot iron screaming together
lunatics
Everyone produces firearms
begin blasting away with glee
steamrollers grind into reverse
and trundle away for a good rest
in Ohio
Pallets
warehouses full of empty pallets
factories all closed and moved away
NAFTA killed our beloved home state
pallets
No goods to ship
no steel to buy
no coal to burn
no corn to fry
pallets
Loading dock night watchman
notices the pallets all whispering
speaking in riddles about being betrayed
overthrowing the human race (just in Dayton)
replacements
Plastic pallets from China
soon will arrive by truck
tons of stupid cheap junk
old wooden pallets put out to pasture
in Ohio
Giant tugboat
moored to the dock
Public Landing gangway
Cincinnati Riverfront area
TOOT
Tugboat wants to swim
but tied to the docks
stupid kids laughing
and throwing rocks
TOOT toot toot TOOT
Tugboat goes insane
breaks free from mooring
drives up onto the landing
begins grinding over tourists
TOOOOOOOOOT TOOT TOOT TOOOOOOOOOOT
Crazy tugboat on the loose
Police gunboats doing battle
wind up near Anderson Ferry
barges begin ramming cops
TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT
Tugboat gets away clean
last seen heading for the dam
Police boats scattered on the shore
hopefully lock operators on lunch break
in Ohio
Amtrak station
downtown Dayton
very late near midnight
waiting for the Cardinal
station
Dark empty wretched tomb
patient lonely passengers
expecting choo choo
arriving here soon
train
Filthy metal tube rolls into station
poor pitiful customers crowd on
wanting to visit Baltimore Aunt
should have taken Greyhound
onward
Train speeding along route
darkness inside all cars
addicts stumbling
bums drinking
problem
Amtrak collides with pickup
drags truck for miles
track ripped apart
stuck in Virginia
bus
Transfer to Greyhound anyway
now moving along safely
clean comfortable seats
leave the driving to us
in Ohio
Columbus
furniture warehouse
factory outlet of charm
warm sunny cloth covered joy
enter
We drive through the front doors
crashing glass everywhere
shoppers scatter like ants
just looking for a credenza
fuel
Run quickly through the aisles
splashing gasoline everywhere
showroom floor ready to burn
Memorial Day fireworks today
ignition
Shoppers have fled to safety
entire building engulfed in flames
bright orange inferno races skyward
pass me the Ballpark hot dogs, please
in Ohio
Let’s SPIN, baby!
SPIN!
Here we go…
Woooo-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SPIN! SPIN, WE SAY! SPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wooo-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ha ha ha!
in Ohio
Factory Work
(Hee hee! Welcome back!)
Endless exhaustion of futility
living on an assembly line
putting trinkets together
drudgery of living hell
pounding
Huge machine begins accelerating
crushing steel ingots to pulp
belching crimson flames
loud demon screeching
run
Crazy giant device approaches
factory doors are locked tight
begin throwing paper towels
methinks this won’t work
window
Machine bursts into parking lot
after we jump from window
National Guard arrives
battle in the streets
action
Explosions, destruction, and mayhem
guns, tanks, rockets versus hellfire
machine blown to wittle bittles
happy days for worker bees
tomorrow
Sun comes up
factory all wrecked
clean up the wretched mess
welcome back to Ohio Sucks 426
in Ohio
(more apologies to Stephen King)
Let’s visit the Zoo
Here we are in Columbus
happy day at the local Zoo
wonderful wildlife on display
sunny fun with frolicking pets
cage door
The tigers look like big fluffy kittens
in our narcotics induced euphoria
we want to pet the nice kitties
let’s open the cage door, ya?
roaring
Sober tourists run like hell
tigers hop out onto sidewalk
begin slaughtering everyone
teddy bears tossed like pulp
response
SWAT team arrives now
begins blasting everyone
tigers jump back into cage
drug addicts eaten and shot
in Ohio
Steamroller club
meets in Cleveland
big steel drums of fun
ready to roll down here
rumbling
Here they come
Rold Gold pretzels
they’re not rolled
they’re not gold
(happy little pretzels float past)
anyway
back to the steamrollers
Let’s all meet downtown
with our steamrollers
look like stupid pimps
all tricked out with crap
intersection
Steamrollers accelerate together
big metal drums begin banging
slam back and forth like buffalo
red hot iron screaming together
lunatics
Everyone produces firearms
begin blasting away with glee
steamrollers grind into reverse
and trundle away for a good rest
in Ohio
Pallets
warehouses full of empty pallets
factories all closed and moved away
NAFTA killed our beloved home state
pallets
No goods to ship
no steel to buy
no coal to burn
no corn to fry
pallets
Loading dock night watchman
notices the pallets all whispering
speaking in riddles about being betrayed
overthrowing the human race (just in Dayton)
replacements
Plastic pallets from China
soon will arrive by truck
tons of stupid cheap junk
old wooden pallets put out to pasture
in Ohio
Giant tugboat
moored to the dock
Public Landing gangway
Cincinnati Riverfront area
TOOT
Tugboat wants to swim
but tied to the docks
stupid kids laughing
and throwing rocks
TOOT toot toot TOOT
Tugboat goes insane
breaks free from mooring
drives up onto the landing
begins grinding over tourists
TOOOOOOOOOT TOOT TOOT TOOOOOOOOOOT
Crazy tugboat on the loose
Police gunboats doing battle
wind up near Anderson Ferry
barges begin ramming cops
TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT
Tugboat gets away clean
last seen heading for the dam
Police boats scattered on the shore
hopefully lock operators on lunch break
in Ohio
Amtrak station
downtown Dayton
very late near midnight
waiting for the Cardinal
station
Dark empty wretched tomb
patient lonely passengers
expecting choo choo
arriving here soon
train
Filthy metal tube rolls into station
poor pitiful customers crowd on
wanting to visit Baltimore Aunt
should have taken Greyhound
onward
Train speeding along route
darkness inside all cars
addicts stumbling
bums drinking
problem
Amtrak collides with pickup
drags truck for miles
track ripped apart
stuck in Virginia
bus
Transfer to Greyhound anyway
now moving along safely
clean comfortable seats
leave the driving to us
in Ohio
Columbus
furniture warehouse
factory outlet of charm
warm sunny cloth covered joy
enter
We drive through the front doors
crashing glass everywhere
shoppers scatter like ants
just looking for a credenza
fuel
Run quickly through the aisles
splashing gasoline everywhere
showroom floor ready to burn
Memorial Day fireworks today
ignition
Shoppers have fled to safety
entire building engulfed in flames
bright orange inferno races skyward
pass me the Ballpark hot dogs, please
in Ohio
BLATS!
toon?
meeps.
ah lah cammah mees WAT, lemme tell ya…
The actual human beings on this forum are absolutely right. Ohio sucks big time! There is a lot of pollution, and that sewer smell almost everywhere you go. There is nothing to do here. The people here are dumb racist backstabbers that think their behavior is normal. It seems to attract backstabbing foreigners as well: Mexicans, Africans, Indians, etc. who are segregated and arrogant with their forms of retardation. Its like being in the south during the 1800s. The gay people there desperately flaunt themselves towards others that are not into that lifestyle. This shit hole will drain your very soul. I came here for the higher pay of work but it’s not even worth it. These various kinds of ignorance are everywhere in Ohio. Don’t waste your time here, and if you are here, get out as soon as possible!
Toon?
Meeps ala casta BOOSH, fleepsa ting.
ZOTSHA! Meetle weetle ka-PING.
Voon? Yep, voon. Nettles!
What?
“Higher pay of work”?
Where are you from? India?
Ohio does not have higher pay of work.
Unless you are a narcotics distribution specialist.
Then, yes, there are many exciting opportunities in the heroin merchandising industry due to the intense feelings of despair and hopelessness in Ohio.
Oh, I’m picking out a thermos, for you,
not an ordinary thermos, it’s true,
but an extra special thermos,
(OH MY FREAKING GOD YOUR TURDS HAVE TEEEEEEEEEEEEETH)
the best money can buy,
with vinyl, and stripes,
and a cup built in! 🙂
Is That Sewer Smell trying to be Jar Jar Bunks or something? Barnyard Billie, I might as well be from India because I traveled from the inbred dirty south, which Ohio belongs in lol! The wages there are low compared to Shithio. That place is a special kind of Hell that should be nuked.
*Jar Jar Binks fucking “auto correct”
Ahhh!
Yes.
We understand, now.
Ah. Yes.
Back to the South, witcha!
The Greyhound Bus shall return you to your just reward in time for dinner.
Munching on broken glass in the weeds behind the gas station. (mmmm)
You could sell pot inside an abandoned shopping mall.
Plenty of those in rural Ohio to choose from.
Try the Food Court! Loads of customers.
I’ve been gone from Shithio. I’m just expressing the facts about this fucked up place. All of you trolls need to get a life instead of trying to defend such an ignorant place.
Where’d you go back to?
Your description of “Ohio” sounds an awful lot like Columbus.
Columbus is not Ohio. Columbus is exactly what you describe, a collection of mutant misfits mentally deformed by pollution and political insanity.
The rest of us are not like that. We deeply apologize for your experience within one of our few weirdo cities. Please do not judge us all by their behavior.
Michigan Fan, not back but forward. I live in Columbia, Maryland.
Maryland? The home of marijuana dipped in PCP?
Now THAT is fluid waste from under an abandoned toilet!
Ha ha ha! You left one hellhole to go back to another!
Ohio sucks, but Maryland should be incinerated!!!
100% TRUE
ALL PEOPLE IN MARYLAND ARE SCUM
THEY MUST ALL BE BURNED IN PITS OF FLAME
MARYLAND MUST BE ERASED FROM THE HISTORY OF MANKIND
ANYONE FROM MARYLAND MUST BE DESTROYED
QUICKLY BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
DIE MARYLAND DIE
IN HELL
What?
(confused blinking)
Columbia, Maryland isn’t like that genius lol!
A bucket of mop water
from the jail shower floor
dumped, yes, dumped out
into your Mom’s china cabinet
eewh
Bugs squirm inside glass
gross mold dripping from silver
roaches crawling down polished wood
this is so disgusting we puke blood and spit
in Ohio
Ohio, where it is normal to have an IQ of 40. Ohio, where inbreeding is the norm. Ohio, the shitty birth state of the Cleavland Torso Murderer, Donald Harvey, Edward Edwards, Charles Manson, Jeffery Dahmer, Ariel Castro, Anthony Sowell, Brian Peppers, John Dillinger, John Dean, Randle Lee Roberts II, Jerenique Cunningham, Cleveland Jackson, Shawn Grate, Jeanette McAdams, James Litteral, Kim Anderson, Joy Major Hoop, Carl G. Lindsey, Charles Mitchell, Kevin Neal, Juan Kinley, Dovie Blanche Dean, “Arsenic” Anna Marie Hahn, Betty Butler, James Goff, Charles Arthur “Pretty Boy” Floyd, Cletus Reese, Donald Hoffman, Herb Baumeister, Judith Hawkey, Gerald Hand, Ollie Mastronardi, David Lance Bruce, James Worley, U.S. Army Major General Geoffrey D. Miller, Eric David Harris, Marvin Johnson, Daniel Bixler, Terry D. Shepherd, Matthew Dowdel, Eve Irene Kelley, Civil War general Robert Kingston Scott, Wesley Coonrod, Chester McKnight, Herbert Meeker, Michael and Sharon Gravelle, Reese Bailey, Ma’lik Richmond, Trent Mays, Mike McVey, Matthew Hoffman, Jeffrey Lundgren, Todd Hall, Scott Moody, Daniel Petric, John C. Stojetz, Steven Cepec, John Hedrick, Louis Hand, Jacob Nesbitt, Ralph Ash, Adelard Cunin, Travis Lee Fischer, Shane Roush, Thomas Lee Dillon, Frederick Mundt, Charles Hart, Patrick Pidock, Cleo Vernon Keaton, Michelle Bica, Dennis McGuire, Kenneth Richey, Christopher Newton, John Warren Parsons, Sandusky County Sheriff Kyle Overmyer, Lawrence Hensley, Bobby Lee Cutts, Marie Poling, Mark Dean Schwab, Nathan Gale, John Spirko Jr., Gregory McKnight, Austin Myers, Timothy Mosley, Noal Quattlebaum, Robert Anthony Buell, Andrew F. Tyler, Richard Edwin Fox, and Richard Clark Jr. Ohio, where the rarely smart people born there leave with a quickness. Ohio, where 95% of the population are desperate faggots, aka shit eaters, shit demons, shit goblins that won’t hook up with each other but will try to get with, and aggravatingly stalk, straight people. Ohio, where radon gas is very high. Ohio, where it is the norm to be a betraying, racist, evil person that will make friends just to use and leech off of them. Ohio, where the women are fat, pregnant, tattooed, full of stds and shattered life dreams by the time they are 20. Ohio, where the weather is as randomly fucked up as its people. Ohio, where all the Great Lakes are polluted to the brim and the sky is constantly filled with smog. Ohio, where the people have no good driving skills whatsoever. Ohio, where cluelessness and naivety is the norm. Ohio, where the only thing they are recognised for is their college football team. Ohio, which has checker patterned neighborhoods: really ghetto, really rich, really ghetto, etc. Ohio, which will stay stagnant with its funds. Ohio, which should be split into three sections: one for prisons, one for rehabs, and one for cemeteries. Ohio, where there are drugs everywhere because the locals have to numb out. They know how shitty this state is but they can’t ever admit it or make it better. Ohio, the shittiest state in the nation.
Yeah.
Ain’t it great?
🙂
Ah’m workin’ in Ohio
mah head agin da brick wall
mah tats and drugz are da BOMB
whoopee! Saturday night’s all right!
bums
Here we come
drinking Schlitz
car fenders dragging
sparks a-flyin’ downtown
scums
Keep tryin’ ta cross dah border
not into West Virginny
not into Indianny
only into Tuscanoony
in Ohio
GOR-GOR!
Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail
Mournful drone of babbling fail
Thunderous gnashing firestorm
Flames illuminate his form
GORGOR COMES AND YOU MUST DIE
Swats F-16s from the sky
Admit you crave the gift he brings you
Fall worship tyrant king, you
Gor-Gor!
Sow pestilent hate It shall obliterate
The shadows of your long dead brothers
And all the mutilated others
Who died in waves, uniform
To appease your bloodied hulking form
Who broke through layers of molten strata
To make the planet earth errata
Take the child in champing jaws
A pulping pile of frothing flaws
This horrid mass shall give us pause
At putrid rot fills gaping maws
Gor-Gor!
Gor-Gor big!
Skulls are smashed and bones are bending
Joints are popping, our claws are rending
Groveling, sniveling, driveling horde
To worship scaly overlord
Apocalypse becomes creation
Gor-Gor shall erase the nation
Before you jump into his gizzard
Fall and worship tyrant lizard
GOR-GOR COMES AND YOU MUST DIE
He swats the stealth down from the sky
Admit you crave the gift he brings you
Fall and worship tyrant king you
GOR-GOR!
I’ve lived in this dump called Ohio most my life. It is a boring, slowly turning ghetto city. Every here love thug life! Everyone try’s to act gangster and thinks it’s cool. The women are obese and the men are nothing but perverted slobs. These fatso women play hard to get. Who the fk wants them! I’m moving out of state due to a job. I can’t wait to move.
…crickets…
Ohio, where it is normal to have an IQ of 40. Ohio, where inbreeding is the norm. Ohio, the shitty birth state of the Cleavland Torso Murderer, Donald Harvey, Edward Edwards, Charles Manson, Jeffery Dahmer, Ariel Castro, Anthony Sowell, Brian Peppers, John Dillinger, John Dean, Randle Lee Roberts II, Jerenique Cunningham, Cleveland Jackson, Shawn Grate, Jeanette McAdams, James Litteral, Kim Anderson, Joy Major Hoop, Carl G. Lindsey, Charles Mitchell, Kevin Neal, Juan Kinley, Dovie Blanche Dean, “Arsenic” Anna Marie Hahn, Betty Butler, James Goff, Charles Arthur “Pretty Boy” Floyd, Cletus Reese, Donald Hoffman, Herb Baumeister, Judith Hawkey, Gerald Hand, Ollie Mastronardi, David Lance Bruce, James Worley, U.S. Army Major General Geoffrey D. Miller, Eric David Harris, Marvin Johnson, Daniel Bixler, Terry D. Shepherd, Matthew Dowdel, Eve Irene Kelley, Civil War General Robert Kingston Scott, Wesley Coonrod, Chester McKnight, Herbert Meeker, Michael and Sharon Gravelle, Reese Bailey, Ma’lik Richmond, Trent Mays, Mike McVey, Matthew Hoffman, Jeffrey Lundgren, Todd Hall, Scott Moody, Daniel Petric, John C. Stojetz, Steven Cepec, John Hedrick, Louis Hand, Jacob Nesbitt, Ralph Ash, Adelard Cunin, Travis Lee Fischer, Shane Roush, Thomas Lee Dillon, Frederick Mundt, Charles Hart, Patrick Pidock, Cleo Vernon Keaton, Michelle Bica, Dennis McGuire, Kenneth Richey, Christopher Newton, John Warren Parsons, Sandusky County Sheriff Kyle Overmyer, Lawrence Hensley, Bobby Lee Cutts, Marie Poling, Mark Dean Schwab, Nathan Gale, John Spirko Jr., Gregory McKnight, Austin Myers, Timothy Mosley, Noal Quattlebaum, Robert Anthony Buell, Andrew F. Tyler, Richard Edwin Fox, and Richard Clark Jr. Ohio, where the rarely smart people born there leave with a quickness. Ohio, where 95% of the population are desperate faggots, most likely due to the large amount of inbreeding. The shit eaters, shit demons, shit goblins won’t hook up with each other, but will try to get with, and aggravatingly stalk, straight people. Ohio, where the level of radon gas is very high. Ohio, where it is the norm to be a betraying, racist, evil person, that will make friends, just to use and leech off of them. Ohio, where the women are fat, pregnant, tattooed, full of stds and shattered life dreams by the time they are 20. Ohio, where the weather is as randomly fucked up as its people. Ohio, where the Cuyahoga River is so polluted that it has bursted into flames 13 times. Ohio, where all the Great Lakes are polluted to the brim and the sky is constantly filled with smog. Ohio, where the people have no good driving skills whatsoever. Ohio, where cluelessness and naivety is the norm. Ohio, where the only thing they are recognised for is their college football team. Ohio, which has checker patterned neighborhoods: really ghetto, really rich, really ghetto, etc. Ohio, which will stay stagnant with its funds. Ohio, which should be split into three sections: one for prisons, one for rehabs, and one for cemeteries. Ohio, where there are drugs everywhere because the locals have to numb out. They know how shitty this state is but they can’t ever admit it or make it better. Ohio, the shittiest state in the nation.
Yeah.
Ain’t it great?
🙂
https://odh.ohio.gov/wps/portal/gov/odh/media-center/odh-news-releases/ohio-suicide-demographics-trends-report
https://www.wvxu.org/post/ohio-ranks-no-6-list-most-moved-states-2018#stream/0
https://odh.ohio.gov/wps/portal/gov/odh/media-center/odh-news-releases/ohio-suicide-demographics-trends-report
https://www.wvxu.org/post/ohio-ranks-no-6-list-most-moved-states-2018#stream/0
Our septic system backed up
into our neighbors front yard
It’s flowing down into their pool
Ha ha ha ha! We don’t even care.
We will aggressively, aggravatingly stalk and pursue you to the State Line on your way back to Maryland. As you pass under the Big Blue Bridge on Interstate Highway 70, there will be a crowd of loyal Ohioans waving GOODBYE LOSER CRYBABY as you coast down into your Hagerstown pit of drug fueled despair. Don’t forget to stop at those Pennsylvania gas stations, too! Those porn star freaks could use a few extra bucks in the restrooms. Smile for the camera!
i jave yet to meet someone who is actually from ohio who isnt a complete fucking inbred hillbilly retard.
and im as hillbilly as they come.
They are all Stupid, selfish, ignorant fucksticks.
Yup!
(yuk, yuk)
We’z LUV da o-HI-o!
yee-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Same here! The majority of Ohioans are proud of their backstabbing ignorant ways. If you are raised in a shithole, you will be blind to the fact that you are shit lmao!
Better Than You, you are a typical inbred, faggot trolling Ohioan. Why are you on this forum if you like this piece of shit wasteland so much?
Retard known as Better Than You, I live in the safest city in Maryland. I came to Maryland one time, not back to Maryland. Ohioans are inbred, disrespectful assholes.
Typical inbred Ohioan retard known as Better Than You, I’ve already moved away from Shithio a long time ago. Its sad that someone would even blindly defend such a useless area.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Touched a nerve, did we? >)
(rubbing hands together in glee)
Oh, we’re going to have SO much fun with you!
Hee hee hee! And we thought this board was dead.
(pouring fuel into flamethrower) Hmm hmm hmm hmmmm…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(beating Maryland pervert to death with a bloody crowbar)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Everything in Maryland is gay
Your house is gay
your door is gay
your dog is gay
your plates are gay
your windows are gay
your yard is gay
your lawn is gay
your roof is gay
your rake is gay
your garage is gay
the can of motor oil under the back steps is gay
the old shoe next to the garden sprinkler is gay
the little bird playing in the pond is gay
the crickets under the porch are gay
the roaches under your pillow at night are gay
the crawling black mold inside your toilet is gay
and it must all be incinerated by God and Heaven and Hell
to free our planet from the scourge of filth called MARYLAND
Maryland is bad, m’kay?
M’kay.
M’kay?
M’kay.
And as usual, the Ohioans trolls on this thread are showing the rest of the world how proud they are of their blind ignorance, due to several generations of inbreeding. You desperate losers of life are a mix between the hicks of The Hills Have Eyes and Wrong Turn, with a shitload of meth and heroin overdoses! If anyone wants to know what Ohio is like, just watch a movie called Gummo.
Ohio, where it is normal to have an IQ of 40. Ohio, where inbreeding is the norm. Ohio, the shitty birth state of the Cleveland Torso Murderer, Donald Harvey, Edward Edwards, Charles Manson, Jeffery Dahmer, Ariel Castro(Raised there, but he might as well have been born there.), Anthony Sowell, Brian Peppers, John Dillinger, John Dean, Randle Lee Roberts II, Jerenique Cunningham, Cleveland Jackson, Shawn Grate, Jeanette McAdams, James Litteral, Kim Anderson, Joy Major Hoop, Carl G. Lindsey, Charles Mitchell, Kevin Neal, Juan Kinley, Dovie Blanche Dean, “Arsenic” Anna Marie Hahn, Betty Butler, James Goff, Charles Arthur “Pretty Boy” Floyd, Cletus Reese, Donald Hoffman, Herb Baumeister, Judith Hawkey, Gerald Hand, Ollie Mastronardi, David Lance Bruce, James Worley, U.S. Army Major General Geoffrey D. Miller, Eric David Harris, Marvin Johnson, Daniel Bixler, Terry D. Shepherd, Matthew Dowdel, Eve Irene Kelley, Civil War General Robert Kingston Scott, Wesley Coonrod, Chester McKnight, Herbert Meeker, Michael and Sharon Gravelle, Reese Bailey, Ma’lik Richmond, Trent Mays, Mike McVey, Matthew Hoffman, Jeffrey Lundgren, Todd Hall, Scott Moody, Daniel Petric, John C. Stojetz, Steven Cepec, John Hedrick, Louis Hand, Jacob Nesbitt, Ralph Ash, Adelard Cunin, Travis Lee Fischer, Shane Roush, Thomas Lee Dillon, Frederick Mundt, Charles Hart, Patrick Pidock, Cleo Vernon Keaton, Michelle Bica, Dennis McGuire, Kenneth Richey, Christopher Newton, John Warren Parsons, Sandusky County Sheriff Kyle Overmyer, Lawrence Hensley, Bobby Lee Cutts, Marie Poling, Mark Dean Schwab, Nathan Gale, John Spirko Jr., Gregory McKnight, Austin Myers, Timothy Mosley, Noal Quattlebaum, Robert Anthony Buell, Andrew F. Tyler, Richard Edwin Fox, and Richard Clark Jr. Ohio, where the rare smart people born there leave with a quickness. Ohio, where 95% of the population are desperate faggots, most likely due to the large amount of inbreeding. The shit eaters, shit demons, shit goblins won’t hook up with each other, but will try to get with, and aggravatingly stalk, straight people. Ohio, where the level of radon gas is very high. Ohio, where it is the norm to be a betraying, racist, evil piece of shit person, that will make friends, just to use and leech off of them. Ohio, where the women are fat, pregnant, strung out on drugs, tattooed, full of stds and shattered life dreams by the time they are 20. Ohio, where the weather is as randomly fucked up as its people. Ohio, where the Cuyahoga River is so polluted that it has bursted into flames 14 times. Ohio, where Lake Erie is polluted to the brim and the sky is constantly filled with smog. Ohio, where the people have no good driving skills whatsoever. Ohio, where cluelessness and naivety are the norm. Ohio, where the only thing they are recognised for is their college football team. Ohio, which has checker pattern neighborhoods: really ghetto, really rich, really ghetto, etc. Ohio, which will stay stagnant with its funds. Ohio, which should be split into three sections: one for prisons, one for rehabs, and one for cemeteries. Ohio, where there are drugs everywhere because the locals have to numb out. They know how shitty this state is but they can’t ever admit it or make it better. Ohio, the shittiest state in the nation, which should be the main trash dump of America.
Ohio should be nuked, evacuate the evolving human beings first, in order to wipe out The Hills Have Eyes and Wrong Turn inbreds. Plain and simple.
Yup!
They all moved to Maryland.
(giggling)
The beauty of the smokestacks
the mounds of trash hills overflowing
fetid waters pooled with green filth dung
scum of the Earth shrieking through Walmart
All this, and Maryland, too