Half a tale, half a tale
Half a book onward,
All in the hackrooms of Death
Wrote Chuck six hundred
"Forward, the Fight Club Brigade!
"Charge for the books," Chuck said:
Into the hackrooms of Death
Wrote Chuck six hundred
"Forward, the Fight Club Brigade!"
Was there a reader dismay'd?
Not tho' the fanboy knew
Some Laura had blunder'd:
Hers not to fly a kite
Hers not to think or write,
Hers not to like one mite:
Into the hackrooms of death
Wrote Chuck six hundred.
Lullaby to right of them,
Survivor to left of them,
Choke in front of them,
Purchas'd and plunder'd,
Gorged through with rage and unschool'd,
Boldly they read and watched,
Into the jaws of Fincher,
Into the mouth of Chuck's checking account
Wrote Chuck six hundred