This year's Bad Sex Prize goes to Aniruddha Bahal for his novel Bunker 13. The winning line: "Her breasts are placards for the endomorphically endowed."
Discounting celebrities that go out of their way to sign bosoms (a phenomenon I've never understood), I've never thought of breasts as placards. Placards, by their very definition, are flat. "Endormophically endowed," which would imply a surfeit of silicone or softness, contradicts that.
But that's just the tip of the iceberg: "You see a designer pussy. Hair razored and ordered in the shape of a swastika. The Aryan denominator... "
Posted by DrMabuse at December 4, 2003 07:44 AM