December 04, 2003
Does Maragaret Atwood Hate Food?
In the Margaret Atwood universe, not even an innocent cookie is safe.
From The Blind Assassin:
"Myra had left me one of her special brownies, whipped up for the Alumni Tea -- a slab of putty, covered, in chocolate sludes -- and a plastic screw-top jug of her very own battery-acid coffee." (37)
"She says [hamburgers] are pre-frozen patties made of meat dust. Meat dust, she says, is what's scraped off the floor after they've cut up frozen cows with an electric saw." (44)
"On the menu, displayed in the window -- I've never gone inside -- are foods I find exotic: patty melts, potato skins, nachos. The fat-drenched staples of the less respectable young, or so I'm told by Myra." (51)
"jars of jam with cotton-print fabric tops, heart-shaped pillows stuffed with desiccated herbs that smell like hay" (52)
"I sat on the park bench, gnawing away at my cookie. It was huge, the size of a cow pat, the way they make them now -- tasteless, crumbly, greasy -- and I couldn't seem to make my way through it....I was feeling a little dizzy too, which could have been the coffee." (54)
"There was nothing much I wanted to eat: the draggled remains of a bunch of celery, a blue-tinged heel of bread, a lemon going soft. And end of cheese, wraped in greasy paper and hard and translucent as toenails." (56)
"Consomme, rissoles, timbales, the fish, the roast, the cheese, the fruit, hothouse grapes dressed over the etched-glass epergne. Railway-hotel food, I think of it now; ocean-liner food." (60)
"Breakfast in a haze of forgiveness: coffee with forgiveness, porridge with forgiveness, forgiveness on the buttered toast." (77)
"I purchased a small iced tea and an Old-fashioned Glazed, which squeaked beneath my teeth like Styrofoam. After I'd consumed half of it, which was all I could get down, I picked my way across the slippery floor to the women's washroom." (83)
"I'd eaten too many cookies, too many slivers of ham; I'd eaten a whole slice of fruitcase." (96)
"We'd have buttered white bread spread with grape jelly translucent as cellophane, and raw carrots, and cut-up apples. We'd have corned beef turned out of the tin, the shape of it like an Aztec temple. We'd have hard-boiled eggs." (138)
I'd keep going, but I think the point is clear. Either the narrator's very being is hindered by eating, or Atwood is a closet anti-culinary type. To which I reply, if music be the food of love, play on.
Posted by DrMabuse at December 4, 2003 08:09 AM