Janet Maslin demonstrates how you can write a redundant-laden lead about nothing: "The history of Texas would seem to be a natural subject for the popular historian H. W. Brands. For one thing, Mr. Brands, biographer of Theodore Roosevelt and Benjamin Franklin, is a professor at Texas A&M University. For another, the much-vaunted wildness and wooliness of Texas' story would seem to lend itself to Mr. Brands's accessible, personable approach." That's three mentions of Texas in three sentences and more adjectives than you can shove onto a Hometown Buffet plate. Hasn't Maslin learned anything from Twain?
The Daily Californian has a modest Octavia Butler profile up. Apparently, Butler's working on a vampire novel.
Who needs the amateurism of Writer's Digest when you can hear the same obvious swill for free from romance novelist Debbie Macomber? Before her writing ritual, Debbie reads the Bible and devotionals. And of course, Debbie's convinced that women aren't interested in steamy sex scenes (and, as she states, what does she know about sex being married?). Yes, kids, Debbie's that best-selling romance novelist that you can read in the break room without embarassment. Sexed up trash? What are you thinking? Pick up Debbie Macomber tomorrow. Remember, kids: a Debbie Macomber "airport novel" purchased from a Barnes & Noble is a purchase for America! You too can turn your head away from reasonable standards and become a published romance novelist!
"Tilda! The real Tilda! Tilda and her beautiful voice! The real Tilda and I meeting in a gay bar! Tilda! Tilda! Movie-life and real-life often do not bear any resemblance to one another, but Tilda!"
Don Kleine -- quirkyalone professor? I hope not.
Kevin Smith's on tap to write and direct The Green Hornet.
No less than four recently published books agree upon the notion of an "American empire." And in the first half of 2004, 25 books critical of Bush will be published by commercial houses. Yee haw! It's beginning to look like 1968 again, isn't it?
Posted by DrMabuse at February 19, 2004 12:31 AMPlease, please devote some time to how much the quirkyalone phenomenon sucks! I keep seeing bloggers mention it, but no one is saying anything more. Why does the whole thing make me so mad I don't know, but I hate it. I would love to hear your intelligent opinions on it.
Posted by: Bookdwarf at February 19, 2004 12:54 PM