If Candle(Unlit)
RUN Test.Environmental.Factors
If Test.Environmental.Factors (X) = Test.Environmental.Factors (Planned), Then
Test.Environmental.Factors (true)
Pocket = Pocket(Ring)?
If Pocket Does Not = Pocket(Ring), Then
Either
RUN Sub (Panic) [sep]
Or
END Program
REM // Don't worry, man. App can be run again. But firmware's sensitive to multiple proposals, kid. So be careful //
If Pocket = Pocket (Ring), Then
Position=Position(Knees)
Prompt Computer Input "Mariachi Band?"
If Input "Y" = RUN Sub (Mariachi.Play) [sep]
Else Null
Prompt Computer Input "Hands?"
If Input "Y" Then
SO = SO(Hand)(Kiss)
And
SO(Hand)(Hold)
If SO=Shocked, Then
Pause = 200s
REM // Sorry, man. Like I said, I don't KNOW Mary. You'll have to write this part of the code. But if you need help, I'll give you URL to conversational script. //
Mouth(Closed) = Mouth(Open) Only If SO Does Not = SO(Ran For Her Life)
Speech(True)
SPEAK Will you marry me?
If SO(Answer) = SO(Answer)(Yes), Then
Kiss SO
Hug SO
PROGRAM END
Reference App(WeddingPlan)
Else
If SO(Answer) = SO(Answer)(No), Then
SPEAK Why not?
Or
If SO(Answer)(No), Then Computer(Slap from SO)
Or
If SO(Answer)(No), Then Silence(Sad)
Or
If SO(Answer)(No) And
If SO(Runaway), Then
Computer(Drink)
RUN Sub (Recuperation) [sep]
RUN App (Relationship)
If App(Relationship)(Results)=Lifemate (Potential), Then
GOTO Line 1
Do I hear the pitter-patter of tiny leet?
Posted by: Rory at March 22, 2004 04:36 PM