Edward Champion's Return of the Reluctant

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Brendan Gullifer offers some literary pitch ideas: "When you're a struggling artist, like me, the F-word always grabs attention. Writing a novel has used up more money and energy and time than an affair. Two years ago, we sold our house to pay the bills. For the sake of my marriage and sanity, I need closure. I need a publisher."