Edward Champion's Return of the Reluctant

I'm Waiting for Madonna to Address Harvard

Bono's Commencement Speech: "My name is Bono and I am a rock star. Don't get me too excited because I use four letter words when I get excited. I'd just like to say to the parents, your children are safe, your country is safe, the FCC has taught me a lesson and the only four letter word I'm going to use today is P-E-N-N." (via Syntax of Things)