June 30, 2004

A Proud Crank

To the foolish fop who dared to defend my honor at Maud's, let it be known that I am a proud crank, a consummate dunce, and run such a fever that neither a team of doctors nor infinite cases of quinine can stop me from babbling like a raving loon. There's no honor denying these silly misinterpretations. I get enough of the jejune (nod to Birnbaum) PC shit when I visit Berkeley. So please: I urge all able Reluctant readers to flurry epithets posthaste!

Back to my temporary Bastille.

Posted by DrMabuse at June 30, 2004 11:49 AM
Comments

There will be no jejune in July.

Posted by: birnbaum at July 2, 2004 11:15 AM

Hey! Marlon Wayans is dead at 80! Oh wait, I read the headline wrong... Marlon Brando, dead at 80.

Posted by: Tom Working at July 2, 2004 04:59 PM

To the best of our knowledge, Mr. Brandon never dressed up as a White Chick. But then again, who knows...?

Posted by: Sarah at July 2, 2004 06:14 PM

Isn't quinine distilled from jejune?

Posted by: Rory at July 4, 2004 10:20 AM