July 06, 2004
The War on Pornography
Utah Attorney General Mark Shurtleff has declared a War on Pornography. At the exact moment of declaration, Shurtleff's right hand froze permanently into an upward Ur-Seig Heil position, so as to prevent any conflict of interest with his lower anatomy. His subscription to Hustler was cancelled and the State of Utah will be very careful about the motels Mr. Shurtleff stays in. Aggravating matters was Mr. Shurtleff's mouth, now permanently locked into a rictus. Ms. Shurtleff's assistants plan to feed him bottles of Gerber while the proud general conducts his war against the most American of trades. (via MeFi)
Is he miming giving someone a blowjob in that photo?
Posted by: Susan at July 6, 2004 05:51 PMLike who? The "Big Show"? A Brontosaur?
Posted by: Tom Working at July 6, 2004 09:28 PMI've been to Utah, and I've got to ask: where is all the pornography this guy's trying to fight? I couldn't even find a copy of Lowrider magazine in the town I was staying in.
Guns though, I could have bought one at every other block. Make no mistake -- Utah is ready for war.
Posted by: rasputin at July 7, 2004 08:07 AM