July 13, 2004

Dale Peck Gets Bitch-Slapped

The first wave of bitch slaps has begun. Dale Peck has been bitch-slapped by Stanley Crouch. Who will deliver Peck Bitch Slap #2? Here are the odds:

James Joyce's Corpse: 3 to 1
Terry McMillan: 5 to 1
Colson Whitehead: 17 to 1
Julian Barnes: 19 to 1
Rick Moody: 20 to 1
Sven Birkets: 400 to 1
Jim Crace: Statistics unavailable.

Posted by DrMabuse at July 13, 2004 02:33 PM
Comments

You forgot Carlin Romano; he was pretty hopped up at BEA. I'm thinking he's good for 20-1.

Posted by: TEV at July 13, 2004 02:54 PM

GMTA, of course.

Posted by: Sarah at July 13, 2004 03:01 PM

You need to get DFW in there too.

Odds? Infinity to 1.

Posted by: CAAF at July 13, 2004 03:30 PM