Edward Champion's Return of the Reluctant

A Supposedly Fun Lobster I'll Never Eat Again

The Rake has the scoop on the DFW essay in this month's Gourmet. Apprently, it deals substantially with animal rights. And Rake says it kicketh ass.

[UPDATE: We somehow managed to pick it up while running from one meeting to another. We read it last night at some ungodly hour, shortly after watching a grainy feed of John Kerry's speech (feels like 1956 again!), and laughed ourselves silly over Mr. Wallace's solid thinking on the animal rights question (in part, because we too have avoided eating lobsters for the same reason -- that and because of a real hellish childhood experience which we won't go into). In short, we concur with the Rake. The essay is among one of DFW's best and, as Carrie rightly suggests, it may represent a new direction in DFW's writing. We also picked up the latest issue of The Believer, which we hope to respond to in depth under a new feature called BELIEVER WATCH, an effort to come to terms with our strange prejudice w/r/t the Eggers/Vida/Julavits question (though clearly not as bad as Clifton's). Our immediate impression is that we approve of the ancillary details included with the book reviews. But we'll weigh in probably several weeks from now with a more informed and thorough take. Perhaps too, because of the recent DFW read, we're also taken with long update paragraphs in lieu of actual posts. Of course, there is only so much time. Q.E.D. We apologize for engaging in this pretentious and flagrant stylistic aside, but we're damn giddy because things are coming together in the most amazing way, which strikes us as a fantastic final week with which to exit our twenties.]

[ALSO: Mark is a sexy MF. Please remind him of this posthaste.]