August 19, 2004

Zorro he was not

Recently, I wondered aloud about the seemingly substantial number of Great Writers who suffered brothel-related misadventures/trauma in pubescence. Someone appropriately named "tlon" simply replied "Borges," and sure enough, here it is in this month's Harper's (and elsewhere, no doubt) in a review of Edwin Williamson's Borges: A Life:

Williamson has Borges caught between the noble sword of his heroic grandfather and the gaucho knife. His mother enforced the one; his father, the other. Borges went off to his first day of school with a knife his father gave him for fighting duels on the playground.

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When Borges was a shy adolescent, his father made an appointment for him at a Swiss whorehouse. He couldn't bring himself to go. The trauma of this reluctance, Williamson explains, remained with him throughout life: he had let down his father's chivalric ideal of a man wielding sword and penis with equal fervor, a man with balls enough to engage in a bloody knife fight at every opportunity. On the other hand, he had lived up to his mother's ideal of moral purity.

Somewhere, surely, a Freudian is smiling.

Posted by TheRake at August 19, 2004 02:38 AM
Comments

My favorite in this category has got to be Boswell, who I think qualifies as both a Great Writer and a Great Curiosity. Of course, he didn't confine these to pubescence. I highly recommend seeking out a book called "Boswell's Clap: (Really Long Subtitle I Can't Remember Off the Top of My Head)." He just never learned.

Posted by: gwenda at August 20, 2004 03:24 PM

There's a nice one mentioned in one of Jonathan Ames's column collections, which I think took place when he was 12. I'm not sure that he could be yet counted as a Great Writer, though. Maybe a great writer?

Posted by: Patrick Stephenson at August 20, 2004 04:52 PM

(The story involves a drunk Ames, who shouts to a hooker, from whom he's just received a BJ, that he loves her. She throws hot tea into his face, and her prostitute friends, who are all lined up beside her, laugh at him..)

Posted by: Patrick Stephenson at August 20, 2004 04:55 PM

Which makes me wonder, has anyone ever had a good experience in a whorehouse?

If a young writer went to a brothel and lost his virginity to a soiled but compassionate prostitute, would the experience be worth writing about?

The only one I can think of is Biloxi Blues.

Posted by: Michael Duff at August 26, 2004 04:01 AM