Edward Champion's Return of the Reluctant

Round Robin

• Okay, how about some cool things coming out of the U.S. government next year, such as some nifty stamps, including Marian Anderson in February (to counterbalance the odious Reagan one), Jim Henson and the Muppets in March, Robert Penn Warren in April, a Masterworks of Modern Architecture set in June, and a Greta Garbo stamp in September. The Garbo stamp is rumored to be the first talking postage concocted by the U.S. Postal Service. It will not be sold in sets and the stamp will remind you to mail it through repeated entreaties to "be alone."
• There's a rollicking debate going on at Tingle Alley about migrating within the United States. Carrie suggested that instead of moving to Canada, bluestockings might better serve this nation by moving to a red state. Several lovely people have made some fabulous cases.
• I was remiss in noting the Complete Review's incredible coverage of Checkpoint. It seems more pertinent now, somehow.
• James Patterson's ex-girlfriend has sued him for breach of contract and copyright infringement. One only hopes that the legal battle prevents him from gluttoning the bookstores with more tripe. Perhaps Karen Valby might want to be called in as a character witness.
• The bad reviews for I Am Charlotte Simmons keep on coming. David Kipen suggests that "Wolfe needs a cold shower in the worst way." Meanwhile, Bob Minzesheimer demands a Wolfe embargo on "loins."
• And the Guardian First Book shortlist has been announced: Matthew Hollis' Ground Water, David Bezmogis' Natasha, Susanna Clarke's Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, Rory Stewart's The Places in Between, and Armand Marie Leroi's intriguingly titled Mutants: On the Form, Varieties and Errors of the Human Body.