November 15, 2004

The NBA Horror! The NBA Horror!

Dennis Loy Johnson: "When I got there I found the place crawling with security, a bunch of heavy set guys with ear pieces and Uzis slung over their shoulders. It was a big place, dark, creepy, with a moat and a drawbridge. Moody was inside surrounded by toadies peeling grapes for him. He leapt up and grabbed me by the lapels and said, 'You gotta help me! You gotta get me out of this! Those women at the Times—Caryn James, Laura Miller, Deborah Solomon—they're trying to kill me! I mean, when Michiko Kakutani gets out of her court–mandated anger management classes, I'm a dead man!'"

Posted by DrMabuse at November 15, 2004 10:30 AM
Comments

At first I thought you were talking about pro basketball!

Posted by: Kevin Holtsberry at November 15, 2004 11:03 AM