Using stunning new technology available on nearly every MP3 freeware program and flash drive, Steve Jobs has announced a very silly product called the iPod Shuffle, which (get this) actually plays your songs at random. And I've got a bridge to sell you in Brooklyn that you will never cross the same way because your feet will always hit different parts of the surface.
That shuffling you hear is the sound of Steve Jobs cashing in the chips of Mac zealots. I guess Mac users have never heard of MuVos and Zen Micros on the PC side, which, for a few dollars more, offer as much as 60 Gigs of music within the MP3 format.
Wake me up when there's a real revolution.
Posted by DrMabuse at January 11, 2005 03:59 PMwow...apple is sure retarded.I almost threw up a bit when i saw this shuffle thingie.
Posted by: bharat at January 12, 2005 11:29 AMthat is retarded, ure better off getting a regular cd/mp3 player and switching it to the random setting, u can fit at least 150 mp3's on a 750mb disc. Unless size matters to u, mac could sure come up with a better idea than this
Posted by: static x at January 14, 2005 06:16 PM