Edward Champion's Return of the Reluctant

Corrections in the Key of C Sharpton

NYT Corrections: "A report in the New York pages yesterday in the new feature headed "Ink," about the Rev. Al Sharpton's weight-loss plan, misstated the frequency of his workouts in some copies. He exercises three times weekly, not three times a day."

Damn. I really wanted to see Sharpton become either a triathlete or the next Subway Diet posterboy. Thank you for spoiling my fantasy, Gray Lady!