Edward Champion's Return of the Reluctant: Bush Tries to Galvanize Dog with Social Security Harangue; Dog Demands to Use Public Facilities

March 29, 2005

Bush Tries to Galvanize Dog with Social Security Harangue; Dog Demands to Use Public Facilities

Posted by DrMabuse at March 29, 2005 01:15 PM

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Sorry, Scruffy, the public facilities have been privatized, are now under the management of a unit of Bechtel, and are only open between 10 A.M. and 2 P.M. on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Please make other arrangements.

Posted by: Pete at March 30, 2005 07:21 AM