Edward Champion's Return of the Reluctant

Morning Pileup

• Frederick Forsyth has decided to run against Tony Blair. Well, if this is what it takes to get him to stop writing, count me in as one of his most febrile supporters.
• Chang-rae Lee's next novel will center around the Korean War. The story will involve "a refugee girl raised in America after the war, a solider and an aid worker during the war." Lee also confessed that he made a mistake titling his last novel Aloft, pointing out that too many people were hoping for a gripping tale about real estate developers fighting over a flat.
• Somehow it escaped our eyes, but "Harry Matthews" gets an appropriately mysterious writeup in the Gray Lady. But an interesting side note is that nobody should trust John Strausbaugh with an "off the record" comment.
• We all know about Kathryn Chetkovich's infamous Granta essay about J-Franz. But what I didn't know is that Franzen's ex-wife stopped writing and reading after the breakup. The lesson here is that if you hope to keep up your writing career, DON'T DATE J-FRANZ! This has been a public service announcement for the Society to Preserve Creativity.
• Alice Hoffman was "deeply affected by The Twilight Zone."
• Fumio Niwa has passed on. He was 100. Also RIP David Hughes.
• There's a campaign in place to restore Ohio's image by the Ohio Secretary of State. Unfortunately, what the campaign doesn't tell you is that most of the writers and artists (including Toni Morrison, Michael Dirda, and Roger Zelazy) ended up moving away from Ohio.
• Oliver Stone + James Ellroy? Say it ain't so. What next? Paul Verhoeven and Donald E. Westlake?
• The Cumberland County Library in North Carolina has catered to its constitutency. They're paying $18,000 of their hard-earned money to offer 700 audio books. By my math, that's $25.71 a pop, or considerably more than a wholesale or library-rate hardcover.