Unapologetic Slacker
I've become such an effective slacker in the past week that, after some conversations with friends and family, I've decided to sequester myself from the Internet for the next three days. I apologize if I haven't answered your email. But then I haven't had the opportunity to slack like this for sometime. And I'm enjoying it immensely.
Will get to the next Tanenhaus Brownie Watch sometime on Monday evening. In the meantime, visit the fine folks on the left.
Meanwhile, here's a guide for effective slackdom:
- Lie in bed as much as possible. If you can find a slacker companion, spend at least one day of your Period of Slack not moving from your bed -- ideally building pillow forts.
- Naps are okay at any time of the day.
- Disregard personal drinking rules. You can have a margarita at 11 AM if you want to.
- If it's sunny outside, do try and get outside with a book.
- It's okay if the apartment goes to hell. You can clean it at the end of the Period of Slack. If your Period of Slack lasts longer than a week, then be sure to pick up your shit at weekly intervals.
- Be sure to inform friends that you're going through a Period of Slack. They may be shocked by how relaxed and easy-going you've become.
- If losing track of the days bothers you, be sure to keep a calendar in easy display. But don't concentrate on what day it is until near the end of your Period of Slack. You'll need to acclimatize yourself back to regular life again.
- Contrary to what anti-slacker neoconservatives tell you, a vacation can be very exhausting. Pace yourself.
- An active slacker is better than a passive slacker. Active slackdom may require a bit more effort, but do try and get yourself accustomed to getting out of the house and checking out interesting expositions.
- You may be shocked by how your neighborhood looks during a weekday afternoon. It may very well be more populated than you expect. Prepare yourself for something of a sensation as you see your immediate surroundings with newfound eyes.
Posted by DrMabuse at April 29, 2005 11:33 AM