Edward Champion's Return of the Reluctant

Morning Linkage

I'm trying my best to post lengthy entries (and reply to the email backlog), but other obligations have kept me firmly bogged. In the meantime, here's some morning linkage:

• David Foster Wallace gave a commencement speech at Kenyon College a few weeks ago. (via Scott Esposito, who has returned from Spain and has somehow managed to get the keys back from Dan Wickett)
• A whole-hearted congratulations to M.A.O. for being selected one of Time's 50 Coolest Websites.
• Ron Hogan has a modest proposal. Even though his idea doesn't involve cannibalism, I did manage to cough up a few shellacs. Have you?
• I don't know what's stranger: the idea of six good reads to the sound of rain or the fact that this high-concept article came from the Tuscon Citizen. Riddle me this: when did Arizona journalists become cummulus experts?
• Tempo has announced the 50 best magazines for 2005. It's safe to say that Beads Today and Anal Angels didn't make the list.
• CNN explores Maine's literary heritage, but one has to wonder why Stephen King gets more paragraphs than Longfellow.
• A new version of Sling Blade will be released to DVD. It's 22 minutes longer. Remarkably, 19 of these minutes are composed of medium shots of Billy Bob Thornton saying "M'hmmm. Yup." But there is now a three-minute monologue of Karl Childers extolling the virtues of "taters."
• Yes, indeedy. Michel Houellebecq is a badass. (via Maud)
• And this compelling public access show may get me to rescind my eight year self-imposed ban on cable television. Here in San Francisco, we have a show called "Fantasy Bedtime Hour" that involves two nude women reading Stephen R. Donaldson's 1977 novel, Lord Foul's Bane, and other strange speculative fiction titles. I've always been a sucker for a nude woman reading to me in bed. I've also been a licker too. But then that's probably TMI.