On the Road (Modern Library #55)

(This is the forty-sixth entry in The Modern Library Reading Challenge, an ambitious project to read the entire Modern Library from #100 to #1. Previous entry: The Maltese Falcon.)

I didn’t write “On the Road” to be malicious, I wrote it with joy in my heart, and a conviction that somewhere along the line somebody will see it without the present-day goggles on and realize the freedom of expression that still lies ahead. — Jack Kerouac, letter to Carl Solomon, August 5, 1952

I was very devout in those days and was practicing my religious devotions almost to perfection. Since then I’ve become a little hypocritical about my lip-service and a little tired and cynical. Because now I am grown so old and neutral….But then I really believed in the reality of charity and kindness and humility and zeal and neutral tranquility and wisdom and ecstasy, and I believed that I was an oldtime bhikku in modern clothes wandering the world in order to turn the wheel of the True Meaning. — Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums

It’s the craze these days to razz and raze Big Beat Jack for the jazzy and jolly crime of rhyming before his time way back when in his be-bop prime. Not gonna lie but the jolt of Jack before his widowing peak — particularly Visions of Cody and Desolation Angels and the first two parts of the rolling scroll — all struck the notes for my own toetapping here, causing me to lift preevie untouched barbells of hot off the press succulent and luscious and hopefully not too lubricious exuberance in homage to the sullen sage who passed too young, dead of the drink at forty-seven, his once robust liver lining reduced to rice paper as he drank and drank and oh lord what a sad dirge it was for a certain kind of hep cat. But before that great tragedy, Jack captured the snowfall cadences of overlooked American life. He kenned the cosmic wonder of the small time and the great merry all around. And it is impossible to tabulate the thousands maybe even six figures of Americans who felt the itch of wanderlust and decided to extend their thumbs — though not Dean Moriarty’s sliced “great goose of the sky” — because of On the Road. You see, this man Kerouac minced and mined the vast American tableau in ways that no jane or joe had done in lit or life before. Mad props then to the peripatetic poet who showed us the stage that the normies ignored.

Near the end of Jack’s days, he held onto his love for the written word like a starving man snapping his chattering teeth on the edge of a cheese sandwich. He was a sad man living in a then here and now, now gone not even tomorrow, here today and yesterday no more, may we mourn, thank you sir may I have another. His exuberant whispers still feel like casual koans delicately plucked from the gasping ast of a vital tree once flush and fluttering with leaves and now locked into extinction. The shade of nature mashed into the marker of words. Reminders turned into remainders. Jack toiled on typescript and was written off by square heavyweights as a cliche (today the swipes and gripes even strike from dubious shrinks fellating Thiel and other mad techbro numbskulls in their flying AI machines, all flocking like brainwashed moths to the dim bulb of cryptofascism). But they couldn’t keep Jack and his mighty Duluoz jalopy off the Modern Library list, could they?

In case you hadn’t guessed from the zip zap zop of this warmup game, I had a grand old time reading and rereading Slim Jacks and Big Jacks, more than two dozen books all told about Jack and the Beats. While I had wolfed much of this down years before in my younger days, during an epoch when our nation seemed more designed for possibility and adventure and less wired for selfishness and cruelty, this time around, some great love for Kerouac caracoled out of nowhere, my admiration roaring and strutting unprompted like a large lion freshly apace outside his cage. I truly saw (and, most importantly, felt) the giddy and ineluctable enormity of Jack’s influence this time and I kept on soldiering on even during a housing scare and the worst breakup of my life. Which accounts for the long delay or perhaps the leisurely gestation of this enormous essay.

Moreover I had to do Jack and the Beats right. This year was also Ginsberg’s 100th. From the fatter books I had not waltzed with in my youth, I kept texting screenshots of Kerouac passages to friends over the late spring and summer, shocked at how naturally lock step boogie I was with Jack at this allegedly advanced stage of my life. I grew into some bald Beatnik beanstalk and my head punctured clouds drifting like Rorschach riddles high in the sky. Goddammit I needed to dream and imagine and feel free after all the hell thrown my way by cruel cosmic gods. And it was all in the prose. That energy, the endless feast that kept me far from depleted. Jack? Even when I was beaten down, toiling and trying to smile through a hideous liminal period in which my ironsides were ironed out by troubling and thoroughly depressing rustles of mortality and terrible nightmares of chances lost like lambs cracking the verge of a pitch, Jack often came to my rescue. This great Bard from Lowell reminded me of the ripe condition of life to be plucked if you just opened your eyes. And I began to live agapē agape like Gaddis’s final match-thin book, remembering that it was divine and unconditional love that defeated most hurt and made the heavy load of grief I carried a little lighter. I may be one of Kerouac’s last living receptacles.

Aside from a Jack Spicer piece I wrote years back for the Los Angeles Times (my byline has been ignobly elided, part of ongoing efforts by people in power to erase my contributions and cast me, right or wrong, in the role of illegitimate crank so that no one will remember me), I’ve never had the privilege to wax long and indulgent and goofy about the Beats in more than two decades of gabbing about literature! Kerouac and his cronies have been ruthlessly skewered by too many normcore fools.  But as the forgotten critic Burton Rascoe once observed of Faulkner, the great Oxford giant was “praised by people who haven’t the vaguest notion what he is writing about.”  The idea applies quite squarely with corpulent cockalorums living off trust funds, hired to write glorified book summaries solely out of pity from beaten down dads lost in a losing game against telegenic influencers for far too long. I proudly stand as exuberant counterpoint to these ossified and zestless practitioners, dreary men who haven’t the decency to drop to the cement, dead as dimes, their subliterate din little more than a Kleenexed heap of feeble old squirts after popping Cialis.

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The history of On the Road is indeed a long and labyrinthine one.

According to biographer Tom Clark, Kerouac attempted the first version of On the Road during an intense stretch in November 1948 in which he banged out 32,500 words — or 1,500 words each day — not long after submitting his first novel, The Town and the City, to various publishers. This early draft of what we know now as Road was rejected by Kerouac’s writing teachers at the New School. Our great sage of the streets felt a profound sense of emptiness after completing it. Much of this depression, however, could be attributed to the uncertain status of his first novel, which had champions in the form of Alfred Kazin and John Clellon Holmes. Kerouac was also solidifying a tight relationship with Allen Ginsberg, who served as muse and “agent” for this budding Beat and inevitable coeval. Like Bird and the other jazzmen he spun on his phonograph like otherworldly saucers, Kerouac careened his ear to the clarion call of the road that came from his good friend Neal Cassady, who was busy trying to lure him out to first Denver, then the Left Coast. The many road trips that followed from this Beat cute would later be mined for material in the subsequent versions of On the Road, which included an awkward stab in 1950 (later published posthumously as Pic) narrated by a young Black kid from the South named Pictorial Review Jackson. Sal Paradise, Kerouac’s alter ego, had not yet arrived front and center for this episodic story. For that, it would take three weeks of benzedrine in April 1951 with mild rain pattering against the pane and comfortably cool temperatures and a giant 120 foot scroll assembled from sheets of tracing paper and, of course, Jack’s fiendish hammering on the keys, taking to spontaneous syntax much like Lionel Hampton sliding up next to Buddy Rich in a smoky club.

Cassady, who would appear in On the Road as Dean Moriarty, gave Kerouac the vital inspiration to turn On the Road into freeform autofiction with the infamous “Joan Anderson letter,” received by Kerouac in December 1950 and later lost by Ginsberg before being rediscovered in an Oakland attic in 2014. And one does see the kernel of Kerouac’s phrasing in Cassady’s bebopping:

Over the prosperous supper on which was soon pounced hung an air of excitement. Joan and I were leaping with lovelooks across the roastbeef, while cabby and wife beamed on us. And we planned, yessir, all four of us, and right out loud too.

I must confess that, after reading Cassady’s letters, two Cassady biographies, and his flat stab at a novel (The First Third), I was not terribly impressed with Cassady. Through many reads of many versions of Road, I despised Dean Moriarty and his domestic violence and his terrible treatment of women. And I had to remember that this was fiction. Or was it? The most charitable reading of Cassady that I can summon is that he seems to be one of those types whom you would find more interesting in person rather than from his writing (or any of the hagiographies that have been written about him).

But Cassady, love him or hate him (and I certainly hate him), was the flint for Kerouac’s steel. So we regrettably cannot disinvite him from this most important fiesta. Comparing Cassady’s letters against On the Road offers us a fascinating exercise in seeing what phrases Kerouac plucked from Cassady.

From a July 3, 1949 letter to Kerouac from Cassady:

Carolyn quit her job and on June 1st I went to work for Goodyear as a mold man curing recapped tires. Very hard and hot work but I liked it. Now it seems I will lose my job Tuesday when I show up with my hand in a cast again. This leaves Goodyear in a hell of a hole, since there is no one to take my place. Of course Carolyn has found no other job so there is no income and, when the fifty bucks I’ve got is gone —

From On the Road:

I had to support Camille and Amy and had to work as fast as I could at Firestone as mold man, curing recapped tires and later hauling big hunnerd-fifty-pound tires from the floor to the top of the cars — could only use my good hand and kept banging the bad — broke it again, had it reset again, and it’s getting all infected and swoled again.

The only flashy turn that made its way to the printed page unchanged is “mold man, curing recapped tires.” Much like standup comics using the aristocrats joke as a rite of expressive passage, the Beats freely stole turns of phrase from each other, with Jack often sour about it even as he leaned heavy to plunder from Cassady. What’s interesting is how Kerouac has reframed this from a scenario in which Cassady is in financial despair and hoping that his wife Carolyn will pick up the slack to a factitious Dean Moriarty presented as an indefatigable working-class hero toiling through a broken hand (and later a sliced thumb) with a Max Weber work ethic because he “had to support Camille and Amy.” Kerouac’s rewrite, as macho as it is, is more effective storytelling and, with the repeat usage of “again,” demonstrates that Kerouac was easily the superior stylist and the superior writer between the two.

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Not that Cassady was all that hard to top.

Many of the key Beats who met this strange Denver-based source of inspiration for Kerouac were not impressed. In Barry Gifford and Lawrence Lee’s Jack’s Book, Allan Temko called Neal Cassady “a terribly treacherous and untrustworthy and destructive person” and alluded to a “born hatred” between himself and Kerouac’s BFF. In On the Road, frankly I was far more fascinated by Kerouac’s depictions of Allen Ginsberg (Carlo Marx) and the Burroughses (William is Old Bull Lee, Joan Vollmer, sadly fated to be struck down years later in the famous William Tell accident, is Jane Lee) than anything that Dean Moriarty had to say.

Nevertheless, the letter’s confessional riffing, which includes quite a number of steamy conquests, together with Kerouac’s reread of Melville’s Pierre, gave Kerouac one of the two last vital ingredients he needed to alter the direction of American literature and unknowingly inspire many dissatisfied suburbanites to shift from office drones to countercultural vagabonds. Cassady, for all of his loutish thuggishness, is, as thoughtfully articulated by Ryan Bowen in 2012, Kerouac’s real world answer to Dostoevsky’s Prince Myshkin. To Kerouac’s mind, idiocy is a bulwark against an “enormous series of sins,” although even a Kerouac stan like me could not in good conscience compare Dean Moriarty against Falstaff or Sancho Panza (or, for that matter, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas‘s Raoul Duke, who is far more of a destructive Tasmanian Devil than Dean Moriarty). The outlaw figure is certainly a uniquely ineluctable part of American life and culture. One need look no further than the Free Luigi sentiments that still endure two years after the assassination of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. With the graceless capitulation of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries towards the greatest threat in American history, is it any wonder that we’re all looking for a new Jesse James? That outlaw to answer the ills of 2026 is clearly not Neal Cassady, although reading On the Road today does provide us with some ideas on how the sausage was made and how the collective appetite for a quasi-nihilist breakfast won’t wane anytime soon.

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The other vital component that Kerouac picked up was “sketching,” an idea which came from his friend Ed White (immortalized in On the Road as Tim Gray and not to be confused with the late great writer) one evening in October 1951 when the two men wolfed down Chinese food at a 124th Street restaurant. “Just sketch in the street like a painter but with words,” said White. And that was precisely what Kerouac started to do, setting up shop in bus stops and slophouses and subway stations to capture the limitless hums and thrums of American life. (Visions of Cody — largely written in 1951 and 1952 and unpublished until 1972 — has several striking examples of this experimental “sketching” phase. Kerouac would crystallize his spontaneous prose approach further with the incredibly underrated volume, Desolation Angels, which I would rank among Kerouac’s best, right up there with Big Sur, The Subterraneans, and Visions of Cody.)

Eventually these many versions of On the Road came together in the accreted version we know today. Kerouac passed the scroll, now in a far more manageable 8 1/2 x 11″ format, along to his friends. In a May 18, 1952 letter to Allen Ginsberg, Kerouac wrote, “On the Road is inspired in its entirety….It is like Ulysses and should be treated with the same gravity.” Even the most egotistical author in the world would be hard-pressed not to cite that claim as a prime specimen of unearned gargantuan bluster.

By this point, Kerouac had toiled on the book so much that he was resistant to any editorial interference and was prepared to serve up Doctor Sax as a backup to publishers. Ginsberg read the manuscript and replied one month later with rapturous praise, but didn’t see how any publisher would scoop it up because of the sex and the insular Beat vernacular. Ginsberg parodied the latter:

You’re handing up the whole goddam junkyard including the I agh up erp esc baglooie ain’t you read what I’m shayinoo im tryinting tink try I mea mama gthatsshokay but you gotta make sense you gotta muk sense, jub, jack, fik, anyone can bup it, you bubblerel, Zag, Nealg, Loog, boolb, Joon, Hawk, Nella Grebsnig.

This rather funny pastiche failed to amuse the highly sensitive Kerouac. Fuse that thin skin with thick nips from the bottle and you’re looking at Jack’s fatal flaw: the sick alcoholic fever that felled him too young and that emboldened the man to be boorish.

Jack would answer, “Goddammit, I’m writing Real Lit!” And let’s face the facts. He was. And the cat fired back a vitriolic letter to Ginsberg on October 8, 1952, prepared to raise his fists should he run into the famed Beatnik again (“Beware of meeting me on the street in New York”).

Ginsberg’s epistolary response to Kerouac’s rage (which included a fantasy of Gregory Corso sticking a knife into Ginsberg) in early November 1952 is one of the most generous replies imaginable. One can see in this extraordinary letter (collected in an excellent volume edited by Bill Morgan and David Stanford) the same nimble diplomacy that Ginsberg used to calm down the Hells Angels years later in 1965. Ginsberg reassures Kerouac that he specializes in an “aural cadence” comparable to Joyce “without much damage to natural sequences of sentence construction.”

Can we swap out Jimmy Joyce with Jack? Two peas in a pod, my friends, though not without some modest moves spilling over. In fact, thanks to the scroll version of On the Road published in 2007 by Paul Slovak (years before he sent Tom Boyle and Bill Vollmann to other houses for the grave publishing crime of prolificity coupled with high paper costs, Slovak valiantly ensured that many Beat volumes were published under his watch at Viking), we may even be better able to track Jack’s progress than Jim’s:

The only people that interest for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones that who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the night stars.

The revisions here are minor but fascinating and really help us to understand how Kerouac worked his magic spell to capture something missing in America. Both the scroll and the published edition of On the Road already share a great deal of descriptive exuberance. In both versions, Kerouac notes that “the prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines.” In both, the Nebraskan cowboy has “the greatest laugh in the world.” In both, it is suggested that Dean Moriarty (aka Neal Cassady) is “the greatest poet since Rimbaud.” In fact, the words “great” and “greatest” appear so frequently that it’s a wonder that the Kerouac estate hasn’t sued Donald Trump for stealing Kerouac’s light hyperbolic riffs on patriotic self-adulation. (It’s also worth pointing out that W.C. Fields, one of the biggest personalities in American history, is frequently trotted out in Road as a comparative yardstick. Groucho Marx is a close second.)

But what’s interesting is that Kerouac needed more exuberance in his edits. “Roman candles” is augmented with “fabulous yellow.” The added “exploding like spiders” and “stars” replace the flatness of “night.” These edits turn On the Road into something that is both a quasi-fabulist portrait of America in the late 1940s, but with language that is direct and accessible to the common reader. (Kerouac also seems to have picked up some of Joyce’s wordplay in Finnegans Wake, when he coins a phrase from a deliberate malapropism. One such phrase (“fraught with eminent peril”) is falsely attributed to W.C. Fields, with “eminent” instead of “imminent.” He also describes the California Central Valley as having “palmy air” instead of “balmy air.” This is a fascinating method of aligning the book’s tone with the working stiff while simultaneously busting out a bit of badinage. Somewhat related to this is the way in which Joyce and Kerouac were equally fastidious in memorializing just how much money their characters had in their pockets at all times. In Kerouac’s case, it’s food too. What true Kerouac fan can forget the coruscating poetic meter of “ten sandwiches to cross the country on” after the adventure with Terry in Los Angeles?)

What other literary influences did Kerouac draw upon for these interesting stylistic flexes? Fortunately, the man produced so many words during his all-too-brief forty-seven years that we have an answer for this as well:

The first “serious” writing took place after I read about Jack London at the age of 17. Like Jack, I began to paste up “long words” on my bedroom wall in order to memorize them perfectly. At 18 I read Hemingway and Saroyan and began writing little terse short stories in that general style. Then I read [Thomas] Wolfe and began writing in the rolling style. Then I read Joyce and wrote a whole juvenile novel like “Ulysses” called “Vanity of Duluoz.” Then came Dostoevsky. Finally I entered a romantic phase with Rimbaud and Blake which I called my “self-ultimacy” period, burning what I wrote to be “Self-ultimate.” — from Jack Kerouac’s letter to Donald Allen, October 1, 1959

Gerald Nicosia’s massive Kerouac biography, Memory Babe, uncovers a great deal more. Nicosia notes that the use of “bo” for hobo, “Chi” for Chicago, and “yare” for yes all emerge from Jack London and John Dos Passos. There’s also a loving nod to London’s The Cruise of the Snark with the pool shark Tommy Snark.

One thing that’s not so apparent in any cursory plunge into Kerouac is understanding just how gentle he is. While gentle masculinity has thankfully become more welcome as a bulwark against its more toxic cousin in the 21st century, Kerouac was unfortunately determined to present himself (and, even worse, Cassady) as a domineering ladies man. His alter ego Sal Paradise is a loutish bum constantly looking for a lay. (Recall, however, that this is a novel, not an autobiography. This is a common mistake made by certain illiterate louts. The biographies that do exist, even from Kerouac’s lovers, reveal a vast disparity between the real and the fictional when it came to the truth of how often Jack got lucky.)

On the Road truly began to sing for me when Sal meets Terry and the camaraderie Sal finds among Terry’s rowdy family and the quiet dollar and a half Sal collects each day picking cotton, followed by his bicycle trip for groceries. Suddenly, the experience became sublime and dreamy because Kerouac let down his guard during this section (which incidentally was also one of the major chunks of the book that secured Kerouac a publishing deal). He is proud to be “a man of the earth,” but there’s something sweetly endearing in the way he naively confesses, “What kind of old man was I that couldn’t support his own ass, let alone theirs?” It was this charming passage of humility that made me begin to forgive Sal Paradise’s bravado, even some of the vaguely cornball longueurs and his loafing, because Sal Paradise is doing the best he can. And because he lavishes such praise on every hard-won meal (“the greatest meal I ever had”), Kerouac avoids fully succumbing to the cheap male swagger that lesser writers would settle for. And his everyman odyssey turns into something that becomes a legitimately holy pilgrimage.

On the Road foreshadows the no-big-deal spiritualism of The Dharma Bums and Desolation Angels by beautifully fusing Kerouac’s adventures with an infectious gratitude. This attitude was certainly in the air among hobos and freight hoppers after the Great Depression, but, aside from the likes of John Steinbeck (who is given a callback when Sal Paradise impresses a girl with an impression of Burgess Meredith in Of Mice and Men and who would, of course, offer his Road-like response with Travels with Charley), this mix of grit and gratefulness had never been memorialized in literature quite like this. As such, a strong case can be made that On the Road undoubtedly influenced all the wandering countercultural movements that emerged during the 1960s, which were predicated on a similar naivete and resourcefulness that sadly, in our age of AI resume crunching, rising prices, and evil Flock cameras, will never materialize in America anytime soon (although one does see elements of this on TikTok among young couples purchasing vans, cooking dinner on modified hot plates, and driving around the nation while toiling at facile remote jobs for gas money).

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Not long after its publication, On the Road became a commercial success, helped in large part by Gilbert Millstein’s rave review in The New York Times: “the most beautifully executed, the clearest and the most important utterance yet made by the generation Kerouac himself named years ago as ‘beat,’ and whose principal avatar he is.” On the early morning of September 5, 1957, Kerouac was staying with his then-girlfriend Joyce Glassman (later Johnson). The two bought a copy of the Times at a newsstand just after the stroke of midnight and then headed to Donnelly’s Irish Bar (my research indicates that Donnelly’s was a dependable dive located somewhere between 72nd and 86th Streets, with cheap food and, at one point in the early 20th century, a live orchestra, though curiously unmemorialized on the Internet and undoubtedly fated to be lost to time), where they pored over this review and returned to Joyce’s apartment. As Glassman noted in Minor Characters:

Jack kept shaking his head. He didn’t look happy exactly, but strangely puzzled, as if he couldn’t figure out why he wasn’t happier than he was. We returned to the apartment to go back to sleep. Jack lay down obscure for the last time in his life. The ringing phone woke him the next morning and he was famous.

But other critics were not as effusive, including the seemingly Beat-friendly and alleged avant-garde champion Kenneth Rexroth, who would spend the next few years trashing Kerouac’s prose in various newspapers. John Updike also parodied Kerouac in a decidedly unloving manner in the February 14, 1959 issue of The New Yorker. There was also Norman Podhoretz’s infamous driveby, “The Know-Nothing Bohemians,” in The Partisan Review. This crankypants critic resorted to the hack’s old sawhorse of selective quoting and misrepresentation, declaring Kerouac a degenerate for depicting sex and teenage violence:

The plain truth is that the primitivism of the Beat Generation serves first of all as a cover for an anti-intellectualism so bitter that it makes the ordinary American’s hatred of eggheads seem positively benign.

Never mind that Kerouac himself was a formidable reader, wolfing down every writer from Proust to Spengler and that he blasted Bach and Handel from his record player as frequently as Charlie Parker. (In his book Exit Right, Daniel Oppenheimer has a great overview of Podhoretz’s clash with Allen Ginsberg. Additionally, I am obliged to recommend Dennis McNally’s Desolate Angel as a cogent overview juxtaposing Kerouac’s life against 1950s and 1960s America.)

There was also Truman Capote’s infamous smack talk on the January 18, 1959 edition of David Susskind’s Open End, where he whimpered, “That’s not writing; that’s typewriting.” (Sadly, there isn’t a copy or an audio transcript of this episode available for review — believe me, I have looked! Some scholars have reported Capote’s quote as “typing,” but I am deferring to Leonard Lyons’s column as the final authority here.) This was undoubtedly driven by jealousy — for Capote’s talent as a hot young thing was then on the wane. And he was still seven years away from proving his staying power with In Cold Blood. Capote, arguably more of a self-destructive alcoholic than Kerouac, was likely umbraged by Kerouac’s ability to write evocative “creative nonfiction” while going on nightly benders — a “skill” that he famously lacked, given the long “gestation period” of the decidedly spotty Answered Prayers. (The Capote/Kerouac connection can also be seen in the way that Hollywood used the same bland leading man, George Peppard, to bolster the film adaptations of Breakfast at Tiffany’s and The Subterraneans.)

But this checkered critical reception did not present much of a blockade to On the Road‘s steaming success. Despite spending his pre-On the Road days seeking validation for his writing talent from Ginsberg, Burroughs, and countless others, he was utterly baffled as to why the public went wild over this particular volume. “I can’t stand to meet anyone anymore,” wrote Kerouac to John Clellon Holmes. “They talk to me like I wasn’t me.” During the course of my arduous Kerouac research, I learned that he had combed through The Decline of the West to find historical precedent for Kerouacmania. This explains in part why Kerouac, in a 1958 interview with Mike Wallace, invoked Spengler to explain why Beats were new mystics. I had thought for years that Kerouac was simply being ridiculously pretentious, but I now understand that he was genuinely puzzled by all of the media attention he received and he was, like many introverted authors placed uncomfortably in the hot seat, trying to accommodate interviewers who harangued him for deeper meaning.

Unfortunately, there was also a nasty side to Kerouac’s writing.

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Nostalgia, personal experience — these things become meaningful in terms of calculating the badness of the act against the greatness of the work. Greatness isn’t something that is simply agreed upon by authority — as we’ve seen, that authority too often runs contra to the interests or the experiences or simply the aesthetic tastes of too many people. What makes great art depends on who we are and what we live through. It depends on our feelings. — Clare Dederer, Monsters: A Fan’s Dilemma

Not for Joyce Glassman to read, this bleak passage later written in Desolation Angels, this awful metaphysical linking of sex, birth, the grave. I hate Jack’s women-hatred, hate it, mourn it, understand, and finally forgive. — Joyce Johnson, Minor Characters

Kerouac has been rightly criticized for his decidedly regressive and misogynistic depiction of women — particularly Marylou, who is little more than

a pretty blonde with immense ringlets of hair like a sea of golden tresses; she sat there on the edge of the couch with her hands hanging in her lap and her smoky blue country eyes fixed in a wide stare because she was in an evil gray New York pad that she’d heard about back West, and waiting like a longbodied emaciated Modigliani surrealist woman in a serious room. But, outside of being a sweet little girl, she was awfully dumb and capable of doing horrible things

This sounds not unlike Tarantino’s vile and silent depiction of Sharon Tate (played by Margot Robbie) in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. It is indeed one of the great disappointments for anyone delving through the canon to be regularly reminded that vastly talented men think so little of the inner lives of women.

As a left-leaning humanist who champions gender parity (a reasonable ideal that is sadly not upheld by this male-heavy Modern Library list!), I find myself locked in the conundrum cogently unpacked by Dederer . My feelings and aesthetic sensibilities instinctively tell me that Jack Kerouac is absolutely my kind of writer. I love his style, his commitment to American adventure, and I marvel at his tidy position as an intermediary between Jack London and William T. Vollmann as a humane hitchhiking outlaw gravid with love and exuberance. But should I look, as Dederer has suggested, for a mirror of the quasi-monster I could be now in loving the work? What’s the troubling B-side — the embarrassing cut I want to leave off my greatest hits collection — when I consider my great and singular passion for Jack Kerouac? I mean, I read this passage in Carolyn Cassady’s Heart Beat and became very angry over this despicably patriarchal division of labor:

While I performed my household duties the men would read each other excerpts from their writing in progress or bring out Spengler, Proust or Shakespeare to read aloud, accompanied by energetic discussions and appraisals….I was happy just listening to them and filling their coffee cups. Yet I’d never felt left out. They’d address remarks in me and include me in the group with smiles, pats and requests for opinions or to moderate an argument.

There is also a completely ridiculous section in Visions of Cody in which Kerouac devotes more than two pages describing the breasts of “famous Hollywood actress” Ruth Maytime in which I felt a strong desire to douse Kerouac and Cassady with a fire hose of gelid water.

The closest Kerouac comes to self-awareness on this point (though I wince at the proprietary “our”) is when he has Sal Paradise say, “The truth of the matter is we don’t understand our women, we blame on them and it’s all our fault.” But is that really enough?

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Over the course of this years-long project, I’ve come down hard on Ford Madox Ford and E.L. Doctorow for their far from enlightened views of women. Certainly, the simplistic madonna-whore taxonomy with which Kerouac views women causes me significant chagrin, as does Kerouac’s cruel dismissal of Marilyn Monroe, to say nothing of the many toxic passages (disconsolately juxtaposed against some of Kerouac’s most beautiful prose) in Visions of Cody; a small sample:

My vision of men enslaved to cunts, to women who at or near thirty become lost in a dream of maternity as men die in the night with slavering thirst for the eternal food, the inexpressible security of a conscious caress (or dreamy unconscious)

In a drunken rage during a downtick in interest from publishers, he did call Carolyn Cassady “Lady Cunt” in three letters. There is also the sexist manner in which Kerouac expected his second wife Joan to serve as a full-time job holder and homemaker, while Jack himself committed himself to do-nothing languor, and all this is not helped by the unsavory manner in which they had ended up together. Joan had dated Bill Cannastra, who died in a freak accident after sticking his head out of a subway window. (If you were a “Joan and Bill” couple in the Beat circle, your mortality rate apparently increased by a factor of ten million.) In one of the most influential decapitations in literary history, Cannastra’s noggin rolled like a pineapple onto the spiderweb of tracks beneath Manhattan, leaving a vacant West 21st pad occupied by none other than the twenty-year-old Joan, whom Kerouac promptly married weeks after seducing her in her aggrieved state. One evening, Joan came home from work and Jack demanded that she bake a spice cake for him. She refused. And according to Gerald Nicosia, perhaps the most detailed and sordid of Kerouac’s biographers, Kerouac snapped at Joan with an Oedipal subconscious revelation, “You should never deny your son anything!” Nicosia also alleges some behavior to Kerouac that might cause a particularly vicious critic to coin a “Jackie CK” sobriquet:

Still unwilling to admit that excessive drinking caused his sexual dysfunction, he decided that the problem was his small penis. He developed a morbid fear of people ridiculing his genitals, and as a concomitant began exposing himself all over New York — trying to bring his worst fears to pass, perhaps, to see just how real they were.

Among the luminaries who may have seen Kerouac’s schlong without consent? Paul Bowles, Robert Frank, and Mary Frank. And then there is the increasing loutish behavior in his sad final years. This included being expelled by Lee Krasner (she would know, given that she was married to Jackson Pollock, another prominent alcoholic artist of the time) and 86ed from many of his favorite bars.

How does this all fare in the annals of progressive enlightenment? To quote Pete Campbell from Mad Men, “Not great, Bob!” In her remarkably generous biography, The Voice is All, former Kerouac flame Joyce Johnson (on and off with Jack from 1957 to 1959) had this to say:

He had been culturally conditioned to view women in a very limited way — either as alluring and dangerous sirens or as elemental maternal figures. For true companionship, he would turn to men, always pleasantly surprised yet wary of commitment when he met women who offered him more than his stereotypes.

While Kerouac obviously possessed enough perspicacity and volition to view women in more enlightened terms (and opted not to), Kerouac was nonetheless ahead of his time in accepting marginalized groups. Victor Wong — perhaps best known for his charming role in John Carpenter’s Big Trouble in Little China — was memorialized in Big Sur and remarked in a June 1978 interview with Nicosia that Kerouac was the first white man to show him “utter acceptance as a human person.” In a February 8, 1952 letter to John Clellon Holmes, Kerouac writes happily of meeting Billie Holiday in a 52nd Street club while holding her dog in this arms. And Kerouac was heterofluid enough to engage in a tryst with Gore Vidal at the Chelsea Hotel — documented in Vidal’s Palimpsest and Kerouac’s The Subterraneans.

What we have here, in balancing Kerouac’s talent against his sins, is a game comparable to Russell Kane’s wonderful BBC Radio 4 show, Evil Genius, in which three comedians have to determine whether a historical figure is evil or genius. JK Rowling? Evil. Neil Gaiman? Evil. Norman Mailer, who I’ll be dealing with later? Evil. But my vote for Kerouac is genius. There are gradations with this question and I don’t think Kerouac qualifies when you consider the time period. Cancel me if you need to. I’m too old to care at this point. Kerouac was both an alcoholic and had an extremely thin skin. This doesn’t excuse his nastier and less enlightened behavior, but it does at least give us some context for why a man frequently described by his peers as “gentle” and “soft-spoken” could turn into such a solipsistic monster, particularly when he was tight and hammered on hard liquor.

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Picking up a few volumes of Diane di Prima, Joyce Johnson, and Hettie Jones is probably the best way to cantilever the onerous load of Kerouac’s sexism. One should be very aware of the Beat impact on rock and roll — what with the Smiths writing “Pretty Girls Make Graves” (a phrase taken from The Dharma Bums) in 1984 and a rocking band from Seattle later taking these four words as their name, along with Ginsberg collaborating with The Clash in 1982 on “Ghetto Defendant.” Joy Press and Simon Reynolds’s The Sex Revolts thoughtfully charts many of the misogynistic and homoerotic undercurrents spilling onto punk, heavy guitars, garage rock, metal, and New Wave that emerged in part from the Beats. I’ve mentioned his influence on John Steinbeck and Hunter S. Thompson. And, as Aaron Latham argued in The New York Times Book Review in 1973, there is a great deal more circular influence than most people are willing to admit:

the second Tom Wolfe, the one who wrote “The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test,” would seem to have learned a lot from Jack Kerouac. If there had been no “On the Road,” then there might have been no “Acid Test.” The bus trip described by Tom Wolfe in his best book was modeled on Kerouac’s trips. The book was even driven by the same man who drove Kerouac: Neal Cassady. Cassady guided the bus and Kerouac seemingly guided Wolfe.

We are dealing then with a frequently brilliant and remarkably alcoholic writer (though anyone attempting to be a Kerouac completist would be best off skipping The Town and the City; an overlong and belabored young man’s hot mess of a debut novel) who had a relationship with his heavily controlling mother that was as alarming as that of Cornell Woolrich’s. When Dody Muller came into Kerouac’s love life in 1958, she would remark upon the fights between Jack and Memere being akin to a “lover’s quarrel.” Indeed, Kerouac was so blinkered by his mother that he even allowed her anti-Semitism to bristle like some toxic peacock and stood silent as she banned his close friend Ginsberg from visiting their home. (Unsurprisingly, the correspondence between these two Beat VIPs fell off drastically in Kerouac’s final decade, although the two men strongly respected each other to the end.)

It’s also easy to forget that Kerouac’s revolutionary voice did inspire women as much as men. In an essay contained within Sixties Without Apology, the poet Marilyn Coffey wrote:

I didn’t understand half what I was reading, but something of the life being described was comprehensive to me, foreign as it was to the young woman who’d been born and bred in the conservative Midwest…The words shot through me like a fusillade of bullets. I was undone, a changed person. I bought myself a straw-covered bottle of Chianti, a candle, and a pad of paper…began to write by candlelight, scribbling words onto paper as fast as my hand could compose, following instinctively Kerouac’s model of Spontaneous Prose.

Additionally, in The Holy Barbarians, journalist Lawrence Lipton (father of James) interviewed many women in Venice Beach during the 1950s. (I was particularly charmed by Sherry McCall, a Beatnik who was into constant knitting and who represented a missing link between World War II and the 1960s counterculture.)

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I spent the first twenty-five years of my life living in the 20th century (and am thus a member of what I have long referred to as “the last analog generation,” meaning that I am the last of the graying Gen Xers who remembers life before the Internet — in which you delighted over the organic bells and whistles of pinball machines (before they were replaced by the equally thrilling crunches of PSG softsynth waveforms), the smell of mimeograph, people smoking cigarettes in restaurants, the long lines in banks on a Friday afternoon for weekend warriors in the days before ATMs and ubiquitous credit cards, and the far more robust middle class (which ensured that more people could afford to buy homes). I’m willing to accept that I may be among the last people to truly appreciate Kerouac’s determination to capture all of mid-20th century American life on a vast and moving literary canvas that he called the Duluoz Legend. It was rather fitting when I discovered that a similarly neglected genius from that era — the radio pioneer Jean Shepherd, who is best known for A Christmas Story — devoted his entire show to Kerouac on the sad day of his far too early passing.

Kerouac is so tricky to appreciate in full that I truly don’t know if Zoomers and millennials can really love him — in large part because the world and the American canvas is now much different than it was in the late 1940s. There was a time perhaps twenty years ago in which critics like Meghan O’Rourke could admire the beauty of his prose (O’Rourke shrewdly observes the anxiety and constraint within Kerouac) while also rightly bemoaning the disposability of Kerouac’s women. But in the late 2020s — an age in which ugly and blunt and libelous social media missives and rage bait masquerading as “think pieces” seems to have won the war against nuanced consideration — Jack Kerouac has acquired the kind of dudebro stigma now attached to writers like David Foster Wallace (who lived only one year shorter than Kerouac’s forty-seven years), Norman Mailer, and Karl Ove Knausgaard. Salon‘s David J. Krajicek called Kerouac “the prototype of the mid-century modern misogynist.” The Link‘s Monica Matin outright calls Kerouac a “terrible author” without quoting a passage and takes unadventurous reactionary umbrage against “directionless people seeking authenticity in poverty and entertaining brief periods of unemployment to ‘find themselves.'” The Guardian‘s Lynnette Lounsbury is more levelheaded, pointing to her early love for the Beats, and does rightfully note that the Beat women are usually “outsiders in offside compendiums, as afterthoughts and even instigators, but rarely as the orchestrators and creators of their own place in literature.”

And while I have tried to be fair in noting his regressive views on women, I can’t deny that I love him as a writer. There’s an electric energy I feel when reading Kerouac at his best. He is absolutely brilliant at pinpointing the marriage dynamic between William Burroughs and Joan Vollmer. In On the Road, he offers one of the best descriptions I’ve ever read of the Mississippi River (which I saw for the first time during a trip years ago to New Orleans, the same vantage point as Kerouac):

On rails we leaned and looked at the great brown father of waters rolling down from mid-America like the torrent of broken souls — bearing Montana logs and Dakota muds and Iowa vales and things that had drowned in Three Forks, where the secret began in ice.

And then later, upon leaving Algiers, the river is

a washed clod in the rainy night, a soft plopping from drooping Missouri banks, a dissolving, a riding of the tide down the eternal waterbed, a contribution to brown foams, a voyaging past endless vales and trees and levees, down along, down along, by Memphis, Greenville, Eudora, Vicksburg, Natchez, Port Allen, and Port Orleans and Port of the Deltas, by Potash, Venice, and the Night’s Great Gulf, and out.

This transition from romantic imagery to a blunt distillation of the Father of Waters as a muddy conduit through waystations is all beautiful stuff.

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Even so, had Kerouac lived beyond 1969, it’s quite likely he would have hardened into a sour reactionary. He was sadly on his way there. His final published essay, “After Me, the Deluge,” with its bitter denouncement of hippie culture, suggests a disappointing late life track akin to Jerry Rubin or Eldridge Cleaver. (Perhaps this was inevitable among the Beats. Recall how even William S. Burroughs couldn’t resist the Nike money when the Madison Avenue people came knocking. And Ginsberg himself was accused of selling out when he sold his archives to Stanford for a cool million in 1994.) Like any rock star who dies young, one has to accept the morbid truth that Kerouac likely would have turned into some pale corporate shadow of his former self.

But will his work endure? Maybe. A thirty-year-old friend of mine decided to pick up Big Sur after seeing me rave about it on TikTok. Then again, maybe not. There are still plenty of calcified critics who are calling On the Road “surprisingly monotonous” and even “hopelessly romantic.” Still, Kerouac shows no immediate signs of being deracinated from American literary history. And there is still money to be made even in this increasingly grim economy. The scroll itself sold for $12 million earlier this year. So maybe there’s some hope that the great Duluoz lighthouse will cast a fine shining beam into the vast sea of lonely literary fisherman, those feverish readers like me who trawl along deeper waters than the rest and who realize that some of the old radio waves that began eight decades before can still inspire a few new and unheard frequencies. No matter how many data centers and strip malls they build, no matter how many venerable mom-and-pop shops are eviscerated by the far from invisible hand of late stage capitalism, there will still be the cry and call of the open road. And even in the blackest of nights, you’ll still see the pinpricks of starry eyes looming large, yearning for more, hungering for something beyond the routine and the familiar. For a certain hearty adventuring type, the clarion call of reaching beyond the same several dozen blocks traversed each day between home and work and the humility of knowing and loving unfamiliar ways of living will be as irresistible and as essential as oxygen itself. Kerouac and his inspiring words remains one of the big reasons why.

Next Up: William Faulkner’s Light in August!

The Maltese Falcon (Modern Library #56)

(This is the forty-fifth entry in The Modern Library Reading Challenge, an ambitious project to read the entire Modern Library from #100 to #1. Previous entry: Parade’s End.)

I have never frowned upon mysteries and I’ve always been a huge film noir nerd. During the waning days of the 20th century in which I came of age, I was deeply smitten with Raymond Chandler (Farewell, My Lovely‘s “He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food cake” remains one of my favorite similes of all time), James M. Cain (see my 2011 essay on The Postman Always Rings Twice), Jim Thompson, Donald E. Westlake (especially Richard Stark and the excellent Parker series, which I reread last year in a crazed white heat of excitement!), David Goodis, Dorothy B. Hughes, Patricia Highsmith, Chester Himes, Cornell Woolrich, Ian Rankin, Charles Willeford (will I ever get a chance to read Grimhaven?), Gregory Mcdonald’s Fletch books (especially the early ones; incidentally, a huge influence on filmmaker Kevin Smith’s dialogue), Rex Stout’s Nero Wolfe series (Archie Goodwin was a wiseacre after my own heart), Sara Paretsky’s V.I. Warshawski series, and Walter Mosley’s Easy Rawlins books (a significantly underappreciated multivolume anthropological study of Black Los Angeles). I scarfed down all these books like some unrestrained college kid overcooked on edibles just discovering the stockpile of snacks in the pantry.

And then there’s Dashiell Hammett, one of the vital godfathers of detective fiction (although let’s not discount Poe’s “The Murders in the Rue Morgue” — the detective story is a purely American invention!). I’ve always admired him, but I’ve never entirely loved him. This has caused certain detective fiction aficionados, the ones who assign godhood status to Hammett much in the same way that Star Wars nerds can’t not deify George Lucas, to look upon me as if I am some vulgarian or arriviste inexplicably invited to the opening night of Stravinsky’s Les Noces in 1923. The guests encourage Jean Cocteau to throw a flute of champagne in my face and Picasso to paint me in a hideous cubist caricature (actually, that latter act of outrage against my putative lack of taste would be really cool!). But, nope, I’m sticking with my guns here.

My instinctive Hammett resistance is somewhere between borderline anhedonia and reluctant ennui. Because I do recognize that the man had chops. He was unquestionably a master of smooth hardboiled prose, with much of the concise shoe leather reporting he picked up as a Pinkerton detective translating into impressive streams of sparse nouns and no-frills modifiers. Nearly every tidy storytelling move Hammett served up was economical, rarely wasted. (Indeed, few authors would be able to pull off The Maltese Falcon‘s masterful denouement within Sam Spade’s cramped apartment, complete with a betrayal and Wilmer Cook, probably my favorite supporting character in the book, becoming more unhinged.) But unlike other hardboiled practitioners, I’ve never felt that infectious frisson with Hammett.

The fault is likely mine. I possess too much of an exuberant theatrical personality and I have hit an age in which Hammett’s moribund tone now hits me differently than my first escapades with Dashiell as a younger man. I am too old now to seek out models for manhood in fiction. I am now more thrilled with expressive novelty and deep life than chronic detachment. (This is also probably why Kubrick’s films, veritable catnap for a young man like me who wore a lot of black T-shirts and blasted loud and depressing industrial music, matter less to me now and Altman’s films now epitomize everything that I love and value in art and that I definitely didn’t fully appreciate in my youthful folly.) In rereading all of Hammett this year — including all the Continental Op stories — I discovered Red Harvest was a far richer political novel than I had recalled, that The Dain Curse, despite drugs and a wild cult serving as the crux of the tale, was, to me, now more of a lumbering and largely unpleasant millstone, and that The Thin Man was a significantly accomplished comic novel, with rich chemistry between Nick and Nora, the “lanky brunette with the wicked jaw.”

And then there’s The Maltese Falcon, the subject of this Modern Library installment. Is it great? Yes. Does it land with me? Not as much as I would like it to. The novel contains a rich tapestry of memorable characters (the ever patient Effie Perine (who can’t feel for her with that devastating ending? how many times has Spade done this to her?), the sinister Lieutenant Dundy, the “young boy” Wilmer Cook played by the brilliant character actor Elisha Cook in John Huston’s excellent movie, a baroque plot about a missing bird worth a great deal of money, the perfect serving size of murders (believed by some scholars to be Hammett’s response to criticism of the Continental Op stories being too violent), a wide variety of policemen occupying many points on the corruption spectrum, a double cross, some brilliant depictions of methodical detective work, and Sam Spade’s geometrical presence (from the opening line) looming large throughout.

Yes, Hammett indisputably paved the way for mysteries to be taken seriously as literature. And every mystery writer owes Hammett that. Why then have I always felt half-hearted about him? I say this even as I fully recognize that Edmund Wilson’s infamous 1945 essay “Who Cares Who Killed Roger Ackroyd?” is less about a principled man upholding critical standards and more about a humorless snob sneering down at readers (“a meagerness of imagination,” “ranks somewhere between smoking and crossword puzzles”) who enjoy and recognize the prima facie adrenaline rush (and even the imaginative possibilities) of a crime-driven pageturner. (Wilson also misread Chandler’s “The Simple Art of Murder,” falsely claiming that Chandler had seen Hammett as his father when Chandler himself was observing something altogether different.) Well, let’s hear from Raymond himself:

How original a writer Hammett really was it isn’t easy to decide now, even if it mattered. He was one of a group—the only one who achieved critical recognition—who wrote or tried to write realistic mystery fiction. All literary movements are like this; some one individual is picked out to represent the whole movement; he is usually the culmination of the movement. Hammett was the ace performer, but there is nothing in his work that is not implicit in the early novels and short stories of Hemingway.

Verisimilitude is an invaluable tool for storytelling. And Falcon has plenty of it. Biographer Sally Cline wisely noted that the number of American police doubled between 1910 and 1930 — and with that came aggressive scumbags like Lieutenant Dundy and, to some degree, the scheming district attorney Bryan. (At one point, Sam Spade quips of Bryan, “He’s more interested in how his record will look on paper than anything else. He’d rather drop a doubtful case than try it and have it go against him.”).

Chandler also rightly commended Hammett on being “spare, frugal, hard-boiled” and writing “scenes that seemed never to have been written before.” And whenever I revisit Hammett with a modest internal whisper of inexplicable resistance, I have to keep reminding myself that his taut prose — with its .45 Thompson spray of crisp adjectives and tough guy mannerisms (although it is genuinely surprising to encounter the word “swell” so ubiquitously; the adjective seems veritably cornball during the year that I write this and reminds me of many conversations I had as a kid with my late great grandmother) — was very much ahead of its time. I admire the manner in which Hammett revitalizes the “monkey wrench into the works” cliche by having Spade declare, “My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.” That crucial “heave” reloads the tonal balance onto the verb. The integral phrase “wild and unpredictable” is a confident remixing of “my way of learning.” Even today, the “lathy youth with salient ears” who escorts Spade into Bryan’s office is a sui generis touch for a walk-on character. And then there is this great description of Gutman:

The fat man was flabbily fat with bulbous pink cheeks and lips and chins and neck, with a great soft egg of a belly that was all his torso, and pendant cones for arms and legs. As he advanced to meet Spade all his bulbs rose and shook and fell separately with each step, in the manner of clustered soap-bubbles not yet released from the pipe through which they had been blown. His eyes, made small by fat puffs around them, were dark and sleek. Dark ringlets thinly covered his broad scalp. He wore a black cutaway coat, black vest, black satin Ascot tie holding a pinkish pearl, striped grey worsted trousers, and patent-leather shoes.

This is the closest Hammett comes to the type of writing that excites me. You can imagine Chandler reading and rereading the clustered soap-bubbles line and, upon devising an entirely new and beautifully wild metaphor on his latest novel, quietly saying to himself, “Yo, Dash, hold my beer.”

And yet I still resist Dashiell even as I confidently defend his position on the Modern Library list! What is wrong with me?

Many of the later crime fiction practitioners I have named took the Hammett storytelling approach and made it their own by adding a more stylized voice. I suspect that the excellent hardboiled films noir that emerged later with their endearing 1940s patois and scene-stealing character actors, were also leaning into the same fount of inspiration. But it wasn’t just tone. The Hammett style immortalized in Falcon emerged from an ideal grounded in real-world experience:

Spade had no original. He is a dream man in the sense that he is what most of the private detectives I worked with would like to have been and what quite a few of them in their cockier moments thought they approached. For your private detective does not — or did not ten years ago when he was still my colleague — want to be an erudite solver of riddles in the Sherlock Holmes manner; he wants to be a hard and shifty fellow, able to take care of himself in any situation, able to get the best of anybody he comes in contact with, whether criminal, innocent by-stander, or client. — Dashiell Hammett’s introduction to the 1934 Modern Library edition, also contained in the handsome Library of America volume edited by Steven Marcus.

This may very well be Hammett’s most important contribution to literature and, given the fact that Hammett signed his letters “Sam” when he reenlisted to the Army in 1942, it may have been extremely personal. Hammett innovated by presenting detectives, namely the Continental Op, who were working stiffs rather than flashy and eminent. But Sam Spade was resourceful rather than honorable. And despite the savage ways in which Spade betrays the people around him (the brutal stripping of Brigid O’Shaughnessy for the missing one thousand dollar bill in the bathroom, the affair he carries on with Iva (his partner Miles’s wife), the way in which he leads poor Effie on), he does have a baseline code of honor in the way he (initially) cares for Brigid, quietly brewing coffee and making beds. Or perhaps, more accurately, a sullied (and often sullen) slate of ethics. Because he’s also happy to sneak into apartments, pilfer keys, and search through everything with a skilled clandestine hand, not unlike the crooks he’s paid to catch. Spade, unlike the Op, is a dashing romantic figure — a veritable “blond Satan” defined by devilish Vs. He’s not some fugly schlub pursuing leads. He is his own man, reporting to no one.

I love unlikable Mephistophelian protagonists in fiction. But I can’t say that I liked spending time with Spade. Even though I am clearly adept at recognizing why Hammett is widely recognized as a mack daddy.

The inspirations for Falcon are quite fascinating: Henry James’s The Wings of the Dove, as well as Hammett lightly cannibalizing a few of his previous stories: “Laughing Masks” (a detective rescuing a dame from a dicey villain), “The Whosis Kid” (the shady seducer), “The House in Turk Street” (the man with the “drawling British voice” is an early version of Fat Man Gutman), and “The Girl with the Silver Eyes” (an early version of Brigid — “She was a thing to start crazy thoughts even in the head of an unimaginative middle-aged thief-catcher”).

Hammett told his editor Harry Block that, even though he was in desperate need of money, he refused to shed “the to-bed and the homosexual parts” and was also adamant about sustaining the careful sentence structure that gives Falcon its lively momentum. So you can’t accuse Hammett of not having artistic integrity. (Hell, the man’s brave stance against Joseph McCarthy and his refusal to name names demonstrates that Dashiell Hammett had more integrity than most people!)

So why can’t I boogie with all my heart to all this? The poor bastard who started this Reddit thread is very much in the same boat as me. Like me, he’s a huge fan of Chandler. Like me, he would rather love Hammett than admire him. I think Jim Clair is actually closer to describing this conundrum when he compares Hammett to Chuck Berry and Chandler to AC/DC. He’s right. Goddammit, that explains it! I’m more likely to blast “If You Want Blood (You’ve Got It)” or “Thunderstruck” than “Maybellene.” But I also have to express gratitude to Clair for another of his observations. Unlike Hammett, Chandler was classically educated. As such, Philip Marlowe is more of a Homeric figure than Sam Spade. Does this mean my literary tastes are more traditional? Not necessarily. Every year, I look at the Deep Vellum and Dalkey Archive catalogs and order the longest and most experimental titles they have. I’m very much enjoying China Mieville’s groundbreaking 1,200 page epic, The Rouse, right now and strongly recommend it. And I am greatly looking forward to reading William T. Vollmann’s A Table for Fortune when this tetralogy of doorstoppers arrives in a few weeks. Not exactly the reading diet of a normie!

It could very well be that Dashiell Hammett, despite revolutionizing detective fiction, didn’t especially care about any continuity to earlier schools of fiction or even where his work resided in the canon. The fact that he never published any additional fiction in the last three decades of his life — the result of being ravaged by political persecution, alcoholism, and the poor health that dogged him all his life (and ironically made him a writer) — represents one of the great tragedies of 20th century literature. Perhaps if Hammett had written more, his greatness might have grown ever larger, securing the endorsement of a hapless Redditor and this wacky bald man in Brooklyn.

Next Up! Jack Kerouac’s On the Road!

The Mark of Cain

[As something akin to a “special feature” on an ancient disc-based format that was all the rage until recently, I’ve put together a “behind the scenes” video of this essay in which I document my experiments editing this piece in Claude AI. Please note that I would never use AI to write in any way. I would rather drive head-on into a bridge than do anything of the sort! The fun of writing is in the quest for the original and the human. And as I document in my video, Claude just doesn’t get tone. I do feel that AI is highly dangerous for new writing voices. It really did its damnedest to sanitize my writing. Young writers, please continue to write fearlessly. We need your fire! Now more than ever!]

This summer I learned that the Mark of Cain was on my forehead. I have never had a brother (a few thuggish and abusive stepbrothers during my mother’s second marriage; a few more benign close friends who are like brothers; that’s about it), nor have I murdered anybody. Even if I possessed the desire to fulfill some sick fratricidal fantasy, the reality of who my mother popped out of her uterus would quickly kibosh the gauche bloodlust. (For the record, my official position on murdering members of your family is that it is a very bad thing to do and it should be avoided. It’s a far better policy to stay in shape and sustain a healthy pescatarian diet just so you can outlive your more annoying relatives, encourage them to eat food drenched in saturated fat, carbs, and cholesterol, and then tap dance on their graves when they die five to ten years before you do.)

Nevertheless, the Mark was there. It has always been there. A forensic head specialist — a learned gentlewoman who is friendly and congenial (aside from the belligerent manner in which she screams at her manservant) has put in several decades examining cranial protrusions that exist in some liminal state of palpable observation — later informed me that the Mark was forged in early childhood when my head became stuck between the slats of my bed and I screamed for help and somehow fell asleep, waking up to very kind firemen who delicately raised their thick boots over the toys sprawled messily across my bedroom floor so as not to crush them. The firemen rescued me and neatly restored the bed to its original condition, but the baleful presence of my nasty and abusive father had created circumstances for a barely visible mist to penetrate my noggin and produce the Mark in question. It appeared that the foolhardy clumsiness of my youth had unknowingly sown the seeds for my incredibly annoying middle-aged predicament.

The Mark decided that 2026 was the big year for a coming out party. Sometime around April, friends began drifting away from me and, when I asked why, they invented lies to create excuses so that they could skedaddle from me permanently. One of my friends was absolutely convinced that I had kidnapped her dog, boiled it in a large pot, and served it for dinner with asparagus and potatoes au gratin. When I told her that her dog was presently raising its leg and pissing on my shoe, she said, “You’re missing the point! Get out!” And I removed my urine-stained shoe and hopped to the subway with various people whispering, “Look at his head.” My girlfriend accused me of unspeakable things that I had never done and we broke up and I became homeless, staying for weeks in a Harlem warren with a very long and creepy hall and being beaten daily by two Russian women so I could get the discount rental rate. Now I did have to turn around so that the two Russian women would not see the Mark and they could focus on the important business of desecrating my bottom with painful red welts. But as humiliating as this all was, it did allow me to move into my new apartment under budget. (If you are a boarder between apartments faced with such a predicament, I have one piece of advice. The ass heals. Deal with it.)

Needless to say, my life swiftly turned to shambles. I thought I was being unintentionally untoward or a little clumsy. Yes, it’s true that we’re all living in the worst timeline, but how could all of these misfortunes have happened to me so quickly? When I held the door open for a woman as I was about to buy some groceries, she stomped hard and painfully on my foot, pointed to my head, and said, “Don’t you see it?” “See what?” I replied. Then she screamed, “You idiot!” And she kicked me in the balls and I could not get a rise in my pants for three weeks. Not that I had any lover waiting in the wings to pleasure. Somehow that latter detail was more humiliating.

The Mark was entirely indiscernible to me in the mirror. But when I traced my brow with my fingers, I could find no grooved texture on my skin, nor any scaly malodorous patch, nor ruddy ridges, nor any unsightly bump resembling the carcass of a long-popped cyst. I only knew that the Mark was a soft spot indistinguishable from the rest of my flesh, roughly an inch and a half on my forehead closer to my right eye than my left. I knew that was the source of what scared so many away because that was where I felt my grief when I shed the dead weight of tears as more misfortunes accrued.

Yet everyone else could see the Mark as plain as day. The Mark was not as flagrant as a neon sign advertising a roach trap motel fifty miles off the two-lane highway to Vegas. It was more like Peggy Guggenheim’s nose, but worse.

The Mark had been placed on my forehead by a fictitious deity that I had never believed in. Or perhaps it was some secular cosmic joke from the universe. None of the experts knew for sure. I consulted doctors and psychiatrists and even a professional knife thrower who thought he could crack the case but who accidentally tossed one of his tangs into the secretary’s abdomen. (The injury didn’t kill her, but when she woke up and saw my Mark, the paramedics couldn’t resuscitate her and I felt even more depressed.) They all told me that the Mark couldn’t be cauterized or frozen off with liquid nitrogen. Part of the problem was that every time someone felt even a whit of compassion for me, the Mark would fade ever so slightly into this ephemeral halo, making it difficult to angle a scalpel or aim a lesion gun. I was told that I was burdened with the Mark even though I had never known an Abel. You might say that the people who rebuked me practiced an altogether different form of Abelism.

I had tried to cover it: a difficult task for something I could not see. And not just corporeal touchups, but an understated grace that I never announced. An invisible kindness practiced daily that I hoped that others would detect, but that few took the trouble to see. The Mark was intended to neutralize all natural good will that I tendered.

When I started lowering my watch cap as the rains began to pelt Brooklyn in the fall, the Mark was still there. Invisible to me but an eyesore that caused others to recoil. Texts and emails went unreturned. Invitations were politely declined at a steadier clip. I had managed to pull myself out of yet another abyss, but now the Mark was more radioactive. A stranger muttered, “It glows,” before running away from me as if I was a leper offering a handshake. It was a stigmatic symbol that even the astigmatists could espy with their twitching eyeballs.

I think one of the reasons why so many people with physical and mental infirmities began to revile me was because they had finally found a subhuman specimen in which they could feel superior. I adopted a policy of taking it on the chin. But this grew tiring and I succumbed to a great state of depression. None of the therapists I called would agree to see me because they said that the Mark made them feel physically disgusted. Unlike the two Russian women, they could sense the Mark even when I was lying on a couch with my head turned opposite from the therapist’s exacting chair. I considered trying to carve up my forehead, doing the very thing that the surgeons and the knife thrower claimed they could not do, but, because my new landlady was so nice (the new landlady, who called herself Justice, was fond of wearing a blindfold at all hours for reasons that were never explained to me; so this may explain why I was granted this unanticipated kindness), I felt it would be rude to stain the hardwood floors of my new apartment with blood.

So I’ve decided instead to live with the Mark and hope that eventually someone will emerge with an even more hideous and unsightly Mark than mine. I mean, the way things are going, pretty much everyone in this sad and dystopian nation will probably have a Mark at some point. So maybe I’m simply an early adopter.

Unfiltered Agony

Agony. My life, like the lives of so many Americans quietly quivering with fear, has drifted into some alien realm I scarcely recognize. It is a dystopian wasteland populated by techbro serpents and slimy venture capitalists cooking the books to disguise and delay our inevitable economic collapse. And it is little more than agony.

I walk the streets with gushing exuberance and cautious optimism. Because kindness and good times require no effort and it makes me happy to give someone else a reason to carry on fighting another day. It is also my responsibility as a citizen. I crack jokes and smiles. If a modest reserve of energy overtakes me, I spend it on others who need my guidance and reassurance and who have less than I do.

I generate this vital inner fuel by taking in the many sights and sounds and figures who make life so precious and special, all the while nursing the Matroyshka doll of hopeless hurt and suffering that bounces within me, caused in part by the worst and cruelest breakup of my life (this time, not my fault) that transpired six weeks ago and the significant energy and maintenance I have had to expend to secure a permanent roof over my head during the worst housing crisis in a century.

Take the top half of one painful layer and there’s another sad face, the mouth caught in an exasperated Soviet O, to unscrew beneath. Sometimes an invisible hand adds another doll to dwarf and occlude and ensnare the full nest. But I have agile and resilient hands. I am often surprised to find that I can organize these dolls within dolls of pain, even as these dolls keep multiplying like some porcelain cancer that won’t stop metastasizing.

Small wonder that Backrooms and It Ends, genre flicks that brilliantly captured the Sisyphean hellscape of American life, have been hits this year. Their cinematic cousin, Obsession, sealed the triptych by adding incel coercion and toxic masculinity to the grisly Joycean nightmare that we all can’t wake up from and we are all desperately trying to escape. Horror movies have become more dutiful in documenting American life in 2026 than our increasingly censored news outlets.

Why do I not give up? Well, it is because I am a student of history. You have to keep moving like a shark during dark times to get to the light that awaits you on the other side. And rest assured. There is something after the Orange Fuhrer’s demise. Though how many of us will be irreparably broken when that joyful moment arrives? This is why empathy now operates at “too big to fail” levels (though not at the expense of people’s homes or financial portfolios). I want to help as many souls as I can, but I am learning that even I can max out. It is a weird guilt to possess about one’s finite limits, but I cannot seem to shake it.

It is the promise of this future luminescence that keeps me going. But am I believing in a lie? Prosperity is just around the corner! That was muttered by a fraud malingering in the executive branch one hundred years before us. He was, if you can believe it, more capable than Donny, the eighty-year-old monster who will not die — even as the Grim Reaper smites national treasures like Dolly Parton and Tim Curry. I have to consider the possibility that this small and diminishing aperture into a more secure life that is situated so far ahead, so indeterminate in its timing, may not arrive until my own existence terminates. And isn’t that a depressing thought! But that is the hellscape of Trumpism and rising rents and escalating prices and dodgy unregulated food and diminishing shots at affordability. All Americans have dreams but we increasingly don’t have the means. Corporate profits go up. Data centers plunder our water and our power and cause the good people of Gary, Indiana to suffer without electricity. And if you’re unemployed, it’s now a game of Beat the AI Algorithm! Be prepared to apply for four thousand jobs minimum.

And that is what I mean by agony. Unfiltered agony rather than “depression.” Originating from agōnia in Greek. A constant jostling for victory. An endless series of struggles. Contests, countless contests.

I am a man of words and I choose “agony” with care. Agōnia came from agōn — a public gathering for games. Does that not bear an uncanny cadence to the whims of social media? I was a main character well before it was fashionable and nobody outside of a small group of people knows the true story. I have spent the last twelve years of my creative life in exile, expressing my deepest fears and anxieties bluntly and baldly in multiple media formats (and even through the prism of award-winning audio drama), knowing that I am rebuked by media people who have lied and prevaricated about my history because they resented my voice and my knack for getting through to people. They invented whole incidents that never happened and that they never questioned. They could never get me on my work and they will never stop me from writing. And now that they are losing their jobs, they are discovering that they cannot stand with robust legs against the vicious wakes of the sea. But I can. I’m actually somewhat grateful to them in a morbid way. When you have defeated Erebus once, you can defeat him again.

Still, this is agony. A neverending series of contests. I am constantly wrestling with a grave sadness that threatens to jostle the robustly jocular foundations of my spirit. Because now everyone on every point of the political spectrum can say anything. Alternative facts have become democratized. AI has twisted the knife further by turning vast swaths of our population into softheaded morons cutting and pasting pablum. The craziest thing is that they feel entitled to being a fraud.

In Everything is Now, J. Hoberman rightly noted that cheap rent was one of the mechanisms that allowed New York to be the center of American culture for many decades in the 20th century. It was a great shock to learn that the average one bedroom apartment — even in Brooklyn — now goes for $3500. Multiply by forty and that means you need $140k/year just to live here. And even if your credit is very good, they’ll still demand that you sign with a guarantor. Just to humiliate you.

When I first moved to Prospect Lefferts Gardens a little less than twenty years ago, I paid $900 in rent. You only needed $36k/year to sign a lease. And I somehow managed to generate enough money as a full-time writer for a while. But those days are now gone. A recent Streeteasy listing showed that the present rent is now three times what I paid.

I still wrote. I can’t not write. It is how I stay sane and kind and honest. It is how I am able to give and help.

Before she wounded me this summer, my ex said one very smart thing: “You put the worst parts of yourself online, Ed. Why don’t you put the best parts?”

Well, this is the first essay I’ve written in six weeks. I don’t know if this reflects my good parts or my bad parts. Maybe it’s all parts. We’ve become so accustomed to presenting nothing but our best parts that life has become little more than a performance. Why then can we not perform truthfully even under these imaginary circumstances?

The Structure of Scientific Revolutions (Modern Library Nonfiction #69)

(This is the thirty-second entry in The Modern Library Nonfiction Challenge, an ambitious project to read and write about the Modern Library Nonfiction books from #100 to #1. There is also The Modern Library Reading Challenge, a fiction-based counterpart to this list. Previous entry: The Strange Career of Jim Crow.)

When I was a child in the 1980s, I observed many men in early middle age (i.e., my mother’s dates) using the word “paradigm” in everyday conversation.  At the time, my freshly budding mind associated the word “paradigm” with a specific series of television commercials known to frighten small animals that were then airing ubiquitously on UHF stations. These ads featured an exploding volcano and kept referencing something called “Dianetics” — an alleged “spiritual ideology” that had been devised by some guy named L. Ron Hubbard. 

Even in my younger days, I possessed enough critical thinking skills to detect that all this igneous noise between reruns of What’s Happening!! and Star Trek represented a business venture more than a religion. Years later, when I learned all about L. Ron’s grand scam, I realized that I hadn’t been far off.  Much like the man who had told my mother “There’s something of the devil in that boy” when I blossomed into a young atheist and started poking holes in the Bible during Sunday school after I was dragged against my will to church. This is probably why I took a shine to history and felt closest to “heretics” like Socrates, Joan of Arc, Oscar Wilde, and Galileo before I had even started fourth grade.

The commercials all featured a yammering synthesizer intended to suggest Vangelis-style import, with accompanying title cards citing allegedly seminal questions from the book.  But this manufactured cacophony only succeeded in giving me a throbbing headache.

I asked many of these men what “paradigm” and “Dianetics” were. They all told me that I was far too young to be positing such questions and proceeded to guzzle down more beer in one sitting than the weekly limit established by the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism.

Nearly all of these men were balding and many of them had extremely thick mustaches. Now millennial hipsters can boast all they like about the soi-disant “lumberjack” movement in Williamsburg in the early 2010s or even the “slutty little mustache” that was popular for a while in dive bars.  But they had nothing on the thirtysomething and fortysomething men of that era. You see, after the sideburns craze of the 1970s, men who suffered from male pattern baldness had an overwhelming desire to grow hair in places where it could still grow — in large part because there was still an inexplicable shame in being bald.  (When I decided to go bald in my thirties after the curls above my forehead receded to a threadbare thatch that resembled a malfunctioning Chia pet, I eschewed mustaches.  Every time I tried to grow one, I looked like some gay porn star who had been flown in from Düsseldorf. And while I won’t gainsay that there were certain lovers who appreciated this aesthetic, particularly when my swiftly grown and objectively preposterous mustache was accompanied by my fairly accurate “bam-chikka-chikka” impression of period detail porn music in the boudoir, my great respect for the admirable mustache growers of the 1980s (along with my desire to eliminate the possibility of terrorizing strangers) curtails any need to sprout hair above my upper lip.)

You might say that the mustache trend among balding men in the 1980s was its own paradigm waiting for the likes of Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart (both not Americans) to demonstrate that it was okay to be bald and only grow facial hair if your face could pull it off.  But at the time, none of the men (even the ones without mustaches) could explain to me why they grew mustaches or even what a “paradigm” was. So I came to associate “paradigm” with cockamamie get-rich-quick schemes. Given that many used car salesmen during the Reagan era had mustaches (a detail that Robin Williams picked up in Cadillac Man), it all made sense within my young free associative mind.

It was not until I read Thomas S. Kuhn’s The Structure of Scientific Revolutions this year — a book that was one of the most frequently cited texts from 1976 to 1983 and a volume that I had put off reading for decades — that I started to more properly understand that “paradigm” was more correctly associated with knowledge, not dubious capitalist ventures. And that difference is vital to delineate in our age of limitless techbro grifters muddying the waters (quite literally with their data centers) with only a third-hand understanding of Kuhn’s true ideas.

The “paradigm grift” is perhaps observed most prominently today with the rise of AI, often described by starry-eyed marketing sociopaths as a “paradigm shift” occurring in real time. Yes, AI can automate a lot of repetitive tasks and definitely reflects a new era in computing. (I’ve found it particularly useful for parsing code, audio transcripts, and identifying spectral points on an audio file.) But it is still not a foolproof or financially sustainable technology, particularly given the considerable harm and significant error rates it has caused thus far. As Kuhn himself noted, when Einstein’s paradigm had superseded Newtonian science, “some Newtonians were so incautious as to claim that Newtonian theory yielded entirely precise results or that it was valid at very high relative velocities.” The fact that AI seems to be getting worse and less applicable to most business functions would almost suggest that it has already become some hoary failure in the grand scheme of science and technology.

AI thus represents a perfect litmus test for our widely name-checked but woefully underrated friend Mister Kuhn! To offer a recap of AI’s many mishaps and follies, Microsoft’s Copilot was so regularly inaccurate with its results that the software giant was forced to alter Copilot’s terms, pointing out that its unwanted Clippy-like AI feature was “for entertainment purposes only.” The sheer amount of AI financial waste is best summed up by the brutally truthful website Is AI Profitable Yet? (spoiler alert: it isn’t!), which also breaks down the 21st century answer to Tulpenwoerde by company. While blinkered techbro evangelists are inclined to look the other way on these points, particularly the exploitative slave labor required to establish LLMs (all of these capitalist horrors are documented in Karen Hao’s excellent book, Empire of AI), even respected Internet pioneers like Vint Cerf have suggested that AI is a paradigm shift. But Cerf doesn’t actually engage directly with Kuhn. He bases his claim on a wildly general definition (“changing the way things are done”).

Let’s unpack why this is wrong. If I were to learn to contort my hips by hiring a twerk instructor, I suppose this would likewise be “changing the way things are done.” Or, more accurately, changing the way in which a rather strange middle-aged man, one who hasn’t entirely atrophied and who can still cut the rug at a wedding or a bar mitzvah, negotiates a dance floor. But I could not in good conscience call my twerking erudition a “paradigm shift” — particularly since few people outside of my girlfriend would want to observe such a blinding booty pop. (And even she, being the sagacious and sensible partner that she is, would swiftly discourage me from such aesthetically frightening activity.)

A proper paradigm shift that upends human knowledge — as formulated by Kuhn — involves one or more of the following three foci: (1) a “class of facts” that a paradigm has demonstrated to be particularly revealing of the nature of things (think Copernicus stumping for the heliocentric model of the solar system as the hounding halitotic breath of geocentric Catholics blew fiercely upon his back), (2) natural facts that can be compared against the predictions of the new paradigm (e.g., Einstein’s theory of relativity, the big bang theory, Darwinism putting the final nail into the view that all species were immutable, germ theory dethroning foul-smelling air as the source of disease, et al.), and (3) a great empirical wave of data tabulation and fact gathering to confirm the new paradigm (for all of you quantum mechanics nerds, think of the giddy manner in which John von Neumann went to town measuring the physical attributes of Hilbert space). Certainly one can feed data into Claude or ChatGPT and have the AI engine return coruscating graphics and synthesized tabular data wrangling. But if one is asleep at the wheel and relying on either an autonomous car or cruise control, is this really driving? (This month, Anthropic’s recently introduced AI models, Fable 5 and Mythos 5, suggested the potential beginnings of a true paradigm shift. Unfortunately, both were shut down by the American government by way of an emergency export-control directive.)

I’m certain that any soulless free market crusader who happens to be reading this piece holds the diseased belief that scaling any venture in the most cartoonish manner imaginable will automatically accommodate all of Kuhn’s criteria. (After all, it worked for Jeff Bezos and Amazon!) But capitalism is not science and the pursuit of money does not ensure a windfall of knowledge (and vice versa). We saw this with the Piltdown Man in 1912, in which a grifter by the name of Charles Dawson claimed to have a fossil linking apes to humans. But when the scientists examined the fossil, they discovered that this phony “missing link” was little more than a mockup of an orangutan and a chimpanzee. (One can see similar “scientific breakthroughs” motivated by capitalism and/or the desire for fame, attention, and ladder-climbing with such hoaxes as the Cardiff Giant of 1869 and Shinichi Fujimura’s phony “discoveries” of “Stone Age artifacts” that he buried at archeological dig sites.) Anyone who has ever dealt with the greed of software vendors releasing a new version to fill the coffers rather than advance the product (particularly when a “new version” is indistinguishable from a patch release) knows quite naturally that an LLM does not automatically guarantee that you will replace a paradigm.

Additionally, Kuhn is careful to note that “special equipment” (he includes such examples as telescope technology, the Atwood machine, and Cavendish’s apparatus) is often required to extract and measure data associated with any given paradigm. AI has unquestionably accelerated turnaround time. But there’s an underlying question over whether augmented technology on its own is enough to create a paradigm. DNA sequencing is arguably a more salient example of a new technology creating a new way of measuring. It has completely overhauled forensic investigation, the ability to measure viruses that are too small to be seen through a microscope, and, should you opt to pucker your lips and spit into a 23andme kit, has opened the floodgates for extremely distant relatives to harangue you for unwanted brunch meetups when not bombarding you with certain probabilities about your future health flapped in front of you like an air traffic controller preventing a plane from crashing into a terminal. With AI, the paradigm shift is not as clear-cut. Just ask any gloomy white-collar worker held hostage in a corporate boardroom meeting by some executive demanding how AI is being used in his department. Even the cutthroat capitalists over at the Harvard Business Review recently had to confess that AI was “far from perfect for the task of evaluating text as a bona-fide, valuable, meaningful AI use case” and pointed to the inseparable role of human judgment in nearly all AI tasks.

To return to Cerf’s thoughts on AI, his strongest example of AI representing a paradigm shift lies in machine learning — in which every form of data imaginable (including your own private data and creepy scrapes from the dark web) is used to expand an LLM. Though even this “revolutionary” tool has any number of “erroneous hallucinations.” Cerf, to his credit, notes that all this “sets the stage” for a paradigm shift. So we aren’t necessarily there yet. Certainly the fact that data centers require a frighteningly gargantuan magnitude of resources (electricity, water, the innocent virgin blood of newborn babies, et al.) to fuel the enormous scale of computing power would suggest an overturning of previous conventions. But given that Sam Altman, Kevin O’Leary, Mark Zuckerberg, and other extremely obnoxious tyrants are using brute force to push through their data center projects and given that we are all being forced to use AI in our work even if it has no real application, is this more of a rigged “revolution” rather than a natural expansion of human knowledge? Kuhn observed rightly that Lagrange, Euler, Gauss, and Laplace all contributed some of the most brilliant work of their lives to reconcile Isaac Newton’s paradigm with what they observed in the heavens. And while Kuhn doesn’t expressly state that this type of scientific “mutual aid” — that is, the legitimate pursuit of knowledge existing outside the rigid boundaries of capitalism that I alluded to earlier — could be a vital part of locking down a new paradigm, it would seem to me that the tyrannical “every man for himself” mentality behind pushing AI into every corner of human existence (whether compatible or not) has less to do with natural evolution of ideas and more to do with involution and the capitulation of volition.

Moreover, Kuhn observes that an effective paradigm change is only successful if there is a “promise of success discoverable in selected and still incomplete examples.” With AI, we are obviously dealing with a new stratum that is wildly incomplete. Despite the massive leaps of GPT-5.5, the latest AI build comes saddled with plentiful capacity warnings, “agentic” limitations, and metadata bugs — all of which would suggest that the success we were promised by Altman and his stooges has been largely countermanded in situ. Kuhn further tells us that the actualization of a paradigm is only achieved by “extending the knowledge of those facts that the paradigm displays as particularly revealing, by increasing the extent of the match between those facts and the paradigm’s predictions, and by further articulation of the paradigm itself.” As recently as a few weeks ago, Google’s AI chatbots, seen through Gemini and its search engine, were proven to be easily manipulated — if anything, sullying the preexisting paradigm of knowledge with biased and inaccurate information. The two major political parties in America have reported significant problems with AI, ranging from Republican tech policy advisor Katie Harbath observing that AI is 90% wrong on midterm election queries to AI deepfakes of Democratic candidates used as campaign videos. Our preexisting knowledge of the facts is directly threatened by AI because AI is parasitically drawn to feed any garbage into its LLM and the makers of these almighty chatbots haven’t considered such vital and durable human practices like fact checking, skepticism, and critical thinking.

Of course, the stalwart AI champion who still believes that AI, largely used for mimetic parlor tricks, can generate new knowledge (OpenAI has been capable of writing its own code for the last year, which comes very close to a paradigm shift) will come at me with journalism being “the first draft of history.” Even Kuhn himself acknowledged that Newton’s Principia Mathematica contained meaning that was only understood when it was actually applied to a new paradigm. But Sam Altman and his fellow cronies are capitalists, not scientists. In Empire of AI, Hao describes the reckless manner in which OpenAI junked developer review before the release of GPT-4 without any plan in place by the company’s trust and safety team. OpenAI’s executives refused to give this team the resources it needed and it certainly wasn’t collecting the vital data points to assign unique identifiers to users. One vital observation from Kuhn is that paradigms are robust enough to insulate a scientific community “from those socially important problems that are not reducible to the puzzle form.” In other words, a true paradigm shift doesn’t just involve the tools (in this case, AI chatbots) that a new paradigm supplies. But we now live in a world in which DeepMind CEO Demis Hassabis wins a Nobel Prize for chemistry and talks about AI protein folding as “a puzzle.” And then there are the wags — like OpenAI co-founder Ilya Sutskever — who assiduously avoid the word “puzzle” even as they use phrases like “very confusing” or “strange” to describe the difficulties of arriving at Artificial General Intelligence, the great goal (the hoped for future paradigm?) of all these AI evangelists. A mischievous computer science expert, who rightly framed all this as “an inscrutable puzzle,” put Sutskever’s words into DeepSeek (another AI chatbot), asking about the intellectual viability of this vision. DeepSeek replied:

Sutskever’s performance here is a masterclass in how someone can, in the same breath, diagnose a fundamental methodological flaw and yet package it as a profound mystery, eliding the straightforward explanation that would undermine the very enterprise he’s built his reputation on.

When the very engine behind your professed paradigm shift calls you out on your bullshit, there’s a fairly strong chance that you may be running on hot air rather than substantive ideas.

Kuhn wrote The Structure of Scientific Revolutions with an understated eloquence guaranteeing to the reader that he had given serious thought and considered every possible angle about what a paradigm shift entailed. This is one major reason why it’s so disheartening to see marketing people (and even incurious men with mustaches) thoroughly cheapen Kuhn’s great contributions. It’s a significant insult to the serious thinking that Kuhn collected so valiantly into a short and highly readable book that wanted to reckon with the often awe-inspiring manner in which humankind expands its collective mind. In one chapter documenting the discovery of oxygen, Kuhn notes that three separate people (Scheele, Priestley, and Lavoisier) were involved in unpacking the world’s most famous element — indeed, the very thing we silly ape-descended life forms need to survive. And given such complexity, it is often impossible to nail down the precise point in history in which this was a bona-fide paradigm shift. Just as Spider-Man understood that with great power comes great responsibility, so does any real scientist understand that a bona-fide paradigm shift is not something to apply to scientific knowledge like some college kid thoughtlessly putting on a random T-shirt while nursing a massive hangover.

There’s admittedly a case to be made about what conditions would allow AI to invoke a legitimate paradigm shift. Having a series of rules would be one way to bolster it. Avoiding gimmicks (and changing the end goal for every new iteration of GPT to avoid marketing gimmicks) would be another method. As Kuhn helpfully informs us, “Normal science does not aim at novelties of fact or theory and, when successful, finds none.” The gee whiz factor in science is more for the spectators sitting in the bleachers rather than the methodical scientists.

Kuhn’s book is a vital reminder in an epoch of limitless con men of what we should properly identify as a revolutionary change in human knowledge. Had many of the men whom I encountered in the 1980s taken the time to teach their kids about what Thomas Kuhn was really trying to tell us, we might have had a larger army of doubting Thomases rightfully practicing their critical thinking skills against the many fraudsters and swindlers who have somehow persuaded easy marks that they are geniuses.

Next Up: Jonathan D. Spence’s The Gate of Heavenly Peace!