Sarah attends the Quills. Among the sordid details: (1) The ceremony cost a remarkably wasteful $500,000, (2) the awards ceremony was as interminable as the Oscars, (3) American Idol Fantasia Barrino was enlisted to butcher Porgy & Bess, and (4) nobody outside of the publishing industry appears to give a damn about the Quills (the web traffic for the Quills site was so low that nobody could get numbers).