Friend: The Vogons were misunderstood.
Me: Are you kidding me?
Friend: They wrote poetry.
Me: The Vogons destroyed the planet Earth to make way for an intergalactic bypass. Even accounting for the questionable value of Vogon poetry, how, by any stretch of the imagination, can this action be redeemed? That’s genocide! That’s like Saddam gassing the Kurds!
That’s funny, because I’ve long hypothesized that George W. Bush is actually the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
Ed, you are one hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.
Wait a second … didn’t the Vogons not only destroy the planet Earth, but then when that didn’t stick go back and destroy it in every possible solution to the relavent probability function?
The Vogons, misunderstood? Nay, underesitmated. Severely.
Hey, maybe sometimes planets need to be destoryed. Bypasses won’t just build themselves, you know.