The Toronto Sun: “‘You need to get your life together, man, promise me,’ [Colin Farrelll] told Stress as his chauffeur steered for a Queen St. outfitters. ‘And make sure you go see my new movie.'”

It is also believed that Colin Farrell commissioned this homeless man as a walking billboard for his next six films for the $3,000 shopping spree in question, but his publicist declined to comment.