Hell Hath Frozen Over!

Jonathan Franzen has accepted my Facebook friend request!

My work here is done.

I shall now direct my attentions to Dwight Garner, who has yet to accept my Facebook friend request.

[UPDATE: Correction. Franzen is not my Facebook friend. It appears that he added me and then, moments later, he removed me. I had thought that there was some kernel of bonhomie within Franzen’s disposition. But apparently, this is not the case.]

© 2007, Edward Champion. All rights reserved.

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shauna
18 years ago

that bastard!

Jason Erik Lundberg
18 years ago

Same thing happened to me. Maybe he just doesn’t get the whole friending thing.

Shane
18 years ago

Will Oprah add you?