Neat Pate Manifesto

These days, our hair is falling out faster than a Niagra clip. (Or possibly not. Our propensity to exaggerate is well known.) Neverthless, it’s brought forth an important issue: to shave or not to shave, that is the question. Now the last thing the world needs is another bald Caucasian guy in his early thirties. However, the m/sq. has expressed happiness over hypothetical condition. Oddly enough, it may be H.L. Mencken who might send us over the edge.

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ms.chief
ms.chief
2025 years ago

bare it baby!

ms.chief
ms.chief
2025 years ago

…and I may add, Hubba-Hubba!!