The Progressive Bank: “When I see this strip, I think of that poor bunny, and then I feel bad about him, and then I look at Ziggy and feel bad for making fun of him. He’s just some poor guy who’s trying to make a cake! And he’s smiling and keeping a positive outlook on things, no matter how much dirt life kicks in his face! Maybe I’m a softy, but I weep as I type this. Softly. For Ziggy. May Tom Wilson get punched in the eye so hard that he dies, ending your mercilessly long march on the mouse wheel of life.”
I would like to open a checking account at the progressive bank.