We’ll Get Those Evian-Wielding Bastards If It’s the Last Thing We Do!

New York Daily News: “Cops halted a Manhattan subway and examined passengers carrying bottled water and other drinks yesterday after a concerned tipster reported seeing a bottle of suspicious liquid on the No.6 train, police and witnesses said.”

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  1. You know, if they focused on sodas and gatorade and such, they could merge the War on Liquids with the War on Obesity.

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