At PASCAL, well, I’m number one / Do vector calculus just for fun / I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun / “Happy Days” is my favorite theme song / I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong / I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on / I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

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